Rules For Living Near A Stargate

by kiwiswritings

Stargate's generally come with some amount of danger and well you need to keep that under control. Especially when you have teams like to act like three years olds on weekends. Here are some few fun rules to remember while hanging out either at the SGC or on Atlantis. told from oc p.o.v Sasha O'Neill. REWRITE of Rules For Atlantis.

3. Rule 21 - 30

A/N:

Keely has now changed to Sasha. And she's now O'Neill niece…well because I can. Anywayyy…

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN JOHN….I might own a Stargate though.

I'm seeing you guys are reading this…come on guys gimmie some feeeeedback :D

Atlantis – Chapter 3

Rule # 21: No quoting 'Hannah Montana'

Did you just shove pie in your face? It's not pie. It's umm a foaming facial wash pie.

{Don't ask.}

{Comm Link coming through.} Are you gonna answer that? No I'm talking to you, that would be rude.

{It happened when Liz was calling for me.}

{I just ended up getting grounded. Again.}

{I'm 24 and still getting grounded.}

What if one friend loved another friend, but that friend didn't get loved back? Then things would get all weird and the friends couldn't be friends anymore. And there's nothing more important than our friendship, Rodney.

Oh man you love me?

Eww no. I mean I do love you but like a brother or a pet fish. I mean I'd cry if I'd have to flush you down the toilet.

{So…we're not allowed to have drinks together.}

{Ever. Again.}

Rule # 22: When confronting Michael, DO NOT give him my DS.

{He will go mad.}

{Why? Because he loves his Pac 'n Roll.}

Rule # 23: Keep Rodney away from liquid nitrogen.

{He was freezing everything.}

{Including the following items.}

{-John's Laptop

-My black Converses

-Elizabeth's mobile

-Evan's new ipod {again, he was in the infirmary.}

-and various other things.}

{I threw my good pair of shoes at his head.}

{He only ended up seeing Carson.}

Rule # 24: Never piss Teyla off.

{Nuff said.}

Rule # 25: Never let Rodney play Dead Space.

{Rodney screams like a girl.}

{John and I still haven't let that go.}

{I had to see Carson, because I couldn't stop laughing.}

Rule # 26: Never let the kids from Teyla's world use my skateboard.

{They ended up getting hurt, and I got the blame.}

{'They stole it from me,' Does not work.}

{Anymore.}

Rule # 27: Never, during lunch exclaim…Yay Wieners and peas for lunch!

{Everyone stayed away from me for a while.}

{Rodney laughed so hard, he started chocking.}

{Ironically on a hotdog.}

Rule # 28: Never challenge any wraith to a staring contest.

{You will lose.}

{Badly.}

{I still have my grudge against Kenny.}

Rule # 29: Banging your head against any surface is forbidden.

{I forgot where I was and whacked my head on a sharp point, of something.}

{13 stiches.}

Rule # 30: Double dog dares are forbidden.

{Rodney ended up having a broken arm.}

{John got stuck to a chair. For three days.}