I don't own anything but the fanfic and anything original, no matter how much I'd love to own kid Icarus Uprising.
Requested by 23Blender because of Bad Luck
Dark Rabbit
By: Firehedgehog
Once Dark Pit found himself sane again, and cured of the monster curse, he went right asleep. No one saw him for three days, other then zombie bathroom runs and food randomly vanishing from the kitchen.
Finally he was aware of the world again, and getting ready to hide.
Viridi was pissed at him, and now that he was normal again he knew she'd arrive at any time.
"Going somewhere?" the childlike Goddess of Nature smirked as he tried to escape the building.
"Viridi," Dark Pit said trying to sound calm, but the manic look in her eyes made him want to run more then a sugar high Pit did.
"Dark Dark.. dear Little Dark Pit, you killed rabbits in your cursed state... my rabbits. So now your going to learn a lesson," Viridi said doing that creepy laugh she sometimes did, he swore and ran for it.
He made it three feet, before blackness claimed him.
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"Oh, so cute," Palutena said gaining Pits attention, Blinking Pit saw her picking up a small black rabbit that was asleep.
"Wow, so fluffy," Pit said cheerfully, petting its lush fur.
"It's good work on my part," a female voice said, and Viridi appeared.
"Don't tell me," Palutena said looking at the rabbit, who woke up opening familiar red eyes.
"I introduce the Dark Rabbit also known as Dark Pit, he now gets to be a rabbit for killing mine," Viridi said rather cheerfully.
"Still so cute, how long will it last?" Palutena said looking at Dark pit, who looked a bit freaked out, Pit was also looking on with a bit of horror now.
"Three days, you know... its just not even," Viridi said, then peered at Pit.
"He would be cute too," Palutena said.
"Wait, lets talk about this," Pit protested.
'Idiot' Dark Pit thought at the new white rabbit a few hours later, of course Pit being Pit seemed to take vicious delight in eating the carrots.
END