Rules For Living Near A Stargate

by kiwiswritings

Stargate's generally come with some amount of danger and well you need to keep that under control. Especially when you have teams like to act like three years olds on weekends. Here are some few fun rules to remember while hanging out either at the SGC or on Atlantis. told from oc p.o.v Sasha O'Neill. REWRITE of Rules For Atlantis.

4. Rule 31 - 40

Keely has now changed to Sasha. And she's now O'Neill niece…well because I can. Anywayyy…

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN JOHN….I might own a Stargate though.

SGC – Chapter 4

Rule # 31: Never dare Walter, Doctor Lee and Syler to chug a whole litre of soda.

{They burped for half an hour.}

{Doctor Lee threw up.}

{Sam was not happy with me.}

Rule # 32: Simple rules are forbidden now too.

{The older staff have no sense of humour.}

{Well…IOA doesn't.}

Rule # 33: Quoting JONAS is half and half

Sasha, when a boy is mean to a girl, he's crushing on her.

Are you defending him?

No ma'am.

I told you 'Jonas' password,' is a bad password.

You know. I do have an idea how we can make this right.

Really? Can you tell us your idea without using the words: Chowder, Monkey, Pogo or Time Machine?

…No.

{Vala is short on idea's sometimes.}

Rule # 34: Food must stay in the mess hall. That includes you, Ja-General O'Neill.

{I found Jello in Sam's bed.}

{A lot of grapes in Teal'c's cupboard.}

{and Daniel…I have no idea what that was.}

Rule # 35: Never let Daniel give you a blinded make over.

{He doesn't know when to stop.}

{He wrote a whole series of Ancient on my forehead…}

{What make up goes on the forehead like that!?}

Rule # 36: Camp Rock songs aren't to be sung around the base.

{Hearing This is Me a thousand times can become annoying.}

{and no…no more We Rock.}

{And no more dancing…}

Rule # 37: I cannont plan Sam and Jack's wedding.

{Hey who said they weren't getting married?}

{Apparently them.}

{and law.}

{Stupid law.}

Rule # 38: Don't let Joe meet Jack.

{It started off with a lot of 'Jack' stares.}

{and then they talked…about stuff.}

{Weird.}

Rule # 39: No one sneaks up on me when I'm dancing.

{I nearly broke Cam's nose.}

{Good thing Teal'c was there.}

Rule # 40:

THE FOLLOWING PRANK IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED:

Never hide a pop up alien in your shirt, then in the middle of a huge group of Scientist, say your stomach hurts then make the little alien pop out.

{They all screamed IT WAS SO EPIC!}

{Doctor Lamb shrieked, (as they all did), then raced me to med-bay. I was this close to getting 546 stitches and multiple blood transfusions.}

{To say Jack was unhappy was an understatement.}