Keely has now changed to Sasha. And she's now O'Neill niece…well because I can. Anywayyy…

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN JOHN….I might own a Stargate though.

Atlantis – Chapter 5

Rule # 41: We are not allowed to do another Twilight parody.

{All the girls wanted to be Bella.}

{John just had to come in and say that it was my idea. I ended up being Bella.}

{Next thing I know I'm Bella and John's Edward.}

Rule # 42: Same rule applies for The Vampire Diaries.

{This time it happened when Michael was human.}

{I was Elena, John was Stefan and Michael was Damon.}

{That was until he really became dangerous.}

{Then we nicknamed him 'Wraith Damon'.}

Rule # 43: Don't play the song, Blame it on the Alcohol

{Sheppard, McKay and everyone else use it as an excuse to drink more beer.}

{Carson threw it all out when they were passed out on the floor.}

{Woolsey was very angry when all of the Budlight was gone.}

Rule # 44: Never quote Chowder. Todd really wants to make sure this one is understood.

I'm not your boyfriend.

I'm almost not gonna kill you. {I love saying that to the scientists.}

Pepper spray? That sounds delicious! {It's not.}

Burple Nurples!

Trees are tall. And if you fall from tall, you go quiet forver!

Failure tastes like a bad turnip…I don't even like turnips! {I tried to sound important during a meeting.}

Hey! Come back! I'm not done ignoring you! {Rodney and Zelenka's relationship in a nut shell.}

But waiting hurts my soul! {I enjoy saying that to Elizabeth.}

But everyone has a catch phrase! {Lorne refused to say, 'Now you know and knowing half the battle,'}

{Kill joy.}

I like time travel! I also like kangaroos and circus tents. {that is fun saying at random intervals.}

Men don't cry. They weep! {McKay was crying during Finding Nemo.}

My inner voice tickles my spleen. {Don't say that around Carson.}

{There's so many more, but Todd is glaring.}

Rule # 45: Never try to explain 'The Powerpuff Girls' to Michael

{He wanted to make his own 'Chemical X' and make me, Teyla and Cadman super heros.}

{'I call being Blossum!}{Cadman}

{'I'm so Buttercup.}{Teyla.}

{And because I'm the youngest I'm Bubbles.}

{But Elizabeth said no.}

Rule # 46: Please don't quote Whose line.

{Todd had no idea so many people would keep doing it.}

There's nothing like butt toast and head eggs. {Elizabeth's disgusted face was hilarious.}

Bathe the whales!

Nice pants. {Ronon went around the base saying that to everybody.}

Hmmm…say ten hail Mary's and the Gilligan's island theme.

You know, for as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

SHUT UP AND TOUCH THE MONKEY! {Sheppard and I yelled that out during a Wraith ambush.}{Don't ask.}

I'll have a cheeseburger, some fries and a cooooke!

Somebody turn off the Michael Bolton music!

There's nothing like a 200 pond snatch, if you know what I mean. {Teyla and I threw our bagels at McKay.}

Rule # 47: When I said no more High School Musical, that includes the sequel Cadman.

{Lorne and his men won't stop singing ''I Don't Dance,'}

{Michael doesn't appreciate being tortured by listening to 'You are the music in me.' over and over and over again.}

{Although, that is damn funny!}

{John has taken to listening to , 'Right here, right now,' over and over and over again.}

{I kindly told him to, 'STOP IT!'}

Rule # 48: Do not prank Woolsey

{Even though it is very tempting.}

{It puts a major strain on IOA/Atlantis relations.}

{He was very unhappy when I spike his shampoo with hair-dye, which made his hair a very bright pink colour.}

{He knew something was wrong when everyone saw him and couldn't stop laughing.}

{Including me.}

Rule # 49: No we can't make our own version of LOST.

{I was watching it and Rodney got this look on his face.}

{Two hours later we were on some planet near the beach.}

{I told Rodney that we didn't have a Sawyer.}

{And guess who turned up…MICHAEL!}

{Adorable bastard.}

Rule # 50: Whenever one of the Friendly Wraith asks what you like, never reply casually, 'I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.'

{Carson made me do a mentality test.}

{I shockingly passed.}