A/N:

Keely has now changed to Sasha. And she's now O'Neill niece…well because I can. Anywayyy…

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN JOHN….I might own a Stargate though.

I'm seeing you guys are reading this…come on guys gimmie some feeeeedback :D

SGA – Chapter 7

Rule # 61: Never Auction off the Todd or Kenny on Ebay or Craigslist.

{Let's face it, no one would want them.}

{Those who do...}

{May God have mercy on your soul.}

{Because God will be too busy laughing at you.}

Rule # 62: Playing tennis indoors is not allowed.

{It wasn't me who broke all the windows in the training room.}

{It was Rodney} {No IT WASNT *R.M}

{Fine.}

Rule # 63: Same thing goes for Ping-Pong.

{Yeah, Michael broke a pot plant of Liz's.}

{She was not happy.}

Rule # 64: What to never say during an interrogation of a wraith or Todd.

'is it just me or is it getting hot in here.' {This got me into the infirmary for about three weeks because John was worried.}

{Because i had already dated a wraith before.}

'OMG! It's you! It's really you! {Then continue to stare at said wraith with dreamy eyes.}

{It gets weird stares out of EVERYONE.}

Rule # 65: do not say these during a wraith/replicator attack.

'Rodneyactivatethe force filed.' {That was Sam.}'...What force filed?' {That was Rodney oh so smart reply.} {I whacked my head against the hardest thing i could find.}

{Which I found out was Todd...Woops. =D}

'Okay what's plan A {I asked} {Everyone looked at me oddly.} "Okay what's plan B then?" {Still no response.} Does ANYBODY have a plan? {Even after the attack no plans were made.}

Rule # 66: Evan and I are no longer allowed to play on a rope attached to a pulley.

{Don't ask what we were thinking.}

{When Evan and I get bored...no good could come out of it.}

{Nearly gave Carson and Elizabeth heart attacks...again.}

{Especially when we were high enough look down at both of them.}

Rule # 67: Do not quote The Pink Panther 1 or 2.

{Those movies are amazing!}

{John loves them!}

*'Without warning, I will attack you. In this way, I will keep you vigilant and alert.' {Like I said, I like keeping the men in my life afraid with random outbursts of rage.}{And really stupid looking karate moves.}

*'Stop browbeating her! Can't you see she is sexy?' {Teyla thanked me for the compliment.}

*'Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.' {Good to know, John...}{That shut Woolsey up at least.}

*'If he solves this case, I'm perfectly willing to run around for 24 hours wearing nothing but a tutu carrying a big, pink, fluffy handbag.' {Hell of a visual there, Rodney...}

*'I had to quit being a Buddhist because I feel so much hate.' {Prue, you weren't even a buddist in the first place…} {My god she gets it from her farther.}

Rule # 68: No singing songs from Whose line!

{Todd really, really hates this show now.}

*'I'm lucky little mister, I don't need you, I'm dating your sister..' {Rodney has this gift of pissing off Cadman in less thanthreeseconds...}

*'Luck be a lady tonight! Everybody!' {No one sang with John.} {Sad day.}

*'We call it Butte, not Butt, Montana..' {Ehehe..} {Butt...}

{The list can go on and on…}

(But for Todd's sake, I... i mean we will stop there...)

Rule # 69: Do not, for the love of god, mix energy drinks.

{Ha Ha...yeah...}

{The whole Rec. Room looked like it'd been ransacked…}

{I was looking for my pen!}

{'I shall name him Bob'}

{'Why is she naming writing utensils?'}

{Oh 'Lizbeth...you have no idea how random I can be…}

Rule # 70: The "Friendly" Wraith are no longer allowed to play Monopoly.

{'Do not pass go! Do not collect $200.00…'}

{'Michael, shut up and let me into Liz's office!'}