A/N:
Keely has now changed to Sasha. And she's now O'Neill niece…well because I can. Anywayyy…
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN JOHN….I might own a Stargate though.
Oops. Sorry for taking forever :P
Atlantis – Chapter 11
Rule # 91: No more quoting "Everybody Loves Raymond."
John nearly very kills me all the time.
*Yeah…you won't be smiling when we send you a postcard from Disneyland. { I have no idea how we got on that subject….I blame Todd. }
*This coming from the guy who once threw his shoe at a swan. { Michael's never seen a swan before. }
{ John never lets him forget it. }
*It's called protecting your sandwich. { Rodney, Rodney and Rodney. }
*I wish I were Einstein cause then I'd invent a time machine and go back to when you were nice.
*He hates it when I cry. It reminds him of our wedding night. { This is what I tell everyone…then they look at me weirdly and walk off. }
*YOU STILL NEED REASSURANCE, AFTER 45 YEARS OF BONDGAE? { Caldwell can get pissy sometimes…and then that's only his wife. }
Rule # 92: We had a new recruit. Her name was Patrice.
[ Key word Had ]
*I love Patrice, we're like sisters. [ I did! And we were! Kind of ]
*NOBODY ASKED YOU PATRICE
*God Patrice
*CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT PATRICE [ to be fair she almost blew up the east wing ]
*Damnit Patrice, you're smothering me
*Nobody asked you here Patrice
*Nobody asked for your help Patrice
*DAMNIT PATRICE!
*What a pretty basket, Sasha
I KNOW THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT IT PATRICE
[ She was then transferred off of Atlantis a week later ]
[ I wonder why? ]
Rule # 93 : We are no longer allowed Ben & Jerry's
[ I swear John is scary when he doesn't get his ice cream fix ]
Rule # 94: 'How I Met Your Mother' quotes are no longer allowed.
*Hey. I'm just sitting here. Wearing my ring. My beautiful ring. Kinda makes wearing other stuff seem wrong. Like... my shirt. Kinda don't wanna wear my shirt anymore. Or my underwear. Oh, that's right, I'm not wearing any. [ So no one actually noticed that I got engaged until I went this far ]
*The truth is: My friend, he does this thing where he goes to stargates with fake luggage to pick up girls and we followed some here to Athens. That's it, that's all this is!
Nobody's that lame
Yes, he's that lame. Tell him you're that lame
We are international businessmen! [ Rodney and John… ]
*No, no, no. We are not laughing about this, John. This is not gonna be some funny story that we're gonna be telling in a couple of months. It's not gonna be like 'Remember that time when you were grinding with-' NO. And do you know why? Because, italics [ holds hands up and slants then to an angle ] this night did not happen. [ he concerns me when he thinks stories are funny. ]
[ THAT NIGHT DID NOT HAPPEN! ]
*Rodney just ditched out on our own party. Could you get me in there? I kinda need to kill him. [ Keller likes her parties. You don't just ditch her. ]
*How do you do this Ronon? How do you sit out here all night, in the cold, and still have faith that your pumpkin's going show up?
Well, I'm pretty drunk. Look I know the odds are, the love of my life isn't going to magically walk through that door in a pumpkin costume at 2:43 in the morning. But it just seems as nice a spot as any to just, you know, sit and wait. [ Ronon gets deep when we feed him alcohol]
*I once caught you eating pizza in the shower! [ never underestimate Michael's love for pizza ]
Rule # 94: We're not allowed to have a slap Rodney game
[ slapping Rodney across the face whenever he does something stupid ]
[ 'THAT'S ONE!' ]
Rule # 95: I'm not allowed to call out for high fives
[ 'I request the highest of fives!' ]
[ Apprently I call for them at the most inappropriate of times. ]
[ 'Colonel Shepard! The system is failing we need someone down here now!'
'I'll do it! High five!' ]
[ don't see their problem with it. ]
Rule # 96: Playing with the hologram is NOT allowed
[ it drains the power ]
[ A LOT ]
[ we ran out of a ZPM once. Wasn't my fault. ]
Rule # 97: Atlantis is NOT a joy ride
[ stop firing up the star drive to impress an alien woman ]
[ *cough* John ]
Rule # 98: Midnight initiations are now banned.
[ Yeah.. ]
Rule # 99: Ronon has to buy me another My Little Pony DVD
[ I showed it to him ]
[ and Teyla ]
[ Teyla liked it. Ronon not so much ]
[ he chucked it off the balcony ]
[ John and I are bronie buddies. ]
Rule # 100: On board the Daedalus. Poop deck is not the correct name for the bridge
[ The name is misleading John ]