Chapter 5: Homecoming
Kenny was sprawled across the couch snoring up a storm when I came down the stairs to make coffee. It was still dark out, but I had gotten used to waking up at 5:30 in the morning for my medicine. So this coffee was medicinal for me to wake up. I was tired but, my whole body was fully awake making it impossible for me to go back to sleep. I didn't want to go back to sleep, today was homecoming and Kenny, Stan, and I were going to the mall to get Kenny a new suit while Kyle, Butters, and Wendy all go dress shopping. But that wasn't for another five hours. After I had made coffee I went to go sit on the floor between Kenny and the TV and switched to channel 5 news.
Kyle's Point Of View:
Ugh, I hate mornings. I study way too much on school nights. I rolled over in my bed to see the clock read 7:36. I groaned and tried to go back to sleep when someone's arm wrapped around my waist and pulled me in a hug. I smiled because, I knew it was Stan thinking I was a teddy bear again. Knock knock! "Yea?" Stan started to wake up when I shouted to most likely my mother. "Bubbula you need to get ready for school," "Mom, I'm not going to school remember?" "Oh, well still get up, the sun's out and I have breakfast ready downstairs," "Ugh, ok," I heard her footsteps walk away before I rolled back to face Stan and kiss him on the nose. "Ugh, no" I chuckled at him as he talked in his half asleep persona. He was adorable when he slept. "Stan," "Meh," "Oh, Stan," "No I don't want too," "Stan we need to eat breakfast," he started to whine, as I got out the embrace and pulled the blanket off of him. "No, give it back," He sat up with tired eyes and a funny smile across his face. "No, we need to go eat, Mom made breakfast," He fell back onto the bed and patted beside him for me to come and lay with him. I shook my head with a smile and laid back down to cuddle with him. "Bubbula, come eat," Stan gave me a huge 'good morning' kiss before releasing me so that we both could get up and get some breakfast.
Butters' Point Of View:
"Good morning Mom and Dad!" They both looked up from their books to give me a smile before I headed out the door to Eric's house. Eric, Kenny, and I decided to go eat breakfast at the diner before heading to the mall to meet up with Wendy, Stan, and Kyle. Bebe might come too, but I am not sure. I drove to Eric's house listening to the sweet sound of the guitars playing as Chris Daughtry sang. I sang along like a happy idiot, but I didn't care. "Well I'm coming home, to the place where I belong!" I sang aloud until I pulled into the drive way and killed the engine.
I knocked on the door excitedly waiting to see Kenny. The door opened with Kenny and Eric ready to leave. Eric was wearing a brown hoodie, blue jeans, and combat boots. His hair was messy but, his face seemed clean-cut. Kenny looked messy and cute as usual with a black sweatshirt, worn jeans, and converse. During the ride, Kenny and I told Eric the gossip of school, who was with who, and who got detention. Eric seemed more thrilled than I was on the ride to the diner, nearly jumping out of his seat. "So Eric, do you have a-a tux?" He'll probably where a buisness looking suit like he always did. He leaned forward from the backseat and smiled. "I am planning on getting one today," "Oh, that's nice. Is Wendy going with you?" "Of course," he laughed and fell back to his seat. Kenny seemed pre-occupied looking out the window, he was tired, I could tell. "Ken?" "Yea Butters?" "A-are you ok?" "Yea, I'm just tired," With that we pulled into the diner's parking lot and headed inside for some breakfast. We sat at a window booth near the back with the guarantee of no one bothering us. A nice blonde haired lady came up to our table to take our order. "I'll have pancakes, eggs, and sausage with a side of bacon," "Cartman your diet is ridiculous, order a salad," "Fuck you Kenny," they both laughed while I ordered me and Kenny pancakes also. "Anything else?" "N-no thanks," she scribbled on her little note pad and walked away with content. "So Buttercup, what will you be wearing this fine evening?" "Oh Ken, I-I can't tell you it's a surprise," "Sounds like something special Kenny, better get the lube," I blushed ferociously from embarrassment. "Shut up Cartman, Butters and I aren't ready yet," "The perverted sex addict Kenny McCormick hasn't slept with little Butters yet, I'm impressed," "E-Eric now listen, I want to wait for the right time, Kenny is just wa-waiting for me," I didn't want Kenny to get a hint or anything but we've been together for three years, tonight will be the night.
After we finished our breakfast and tipped the waitress we headed over to the mall to meet up with the others. Along the way Kenny seemed distant again, something is bothering him. We raced down the road with the cool mountain air whipping across the sides of our faces listening to a collection of Van Halen and Led Zepplin. When we arrived Stan, Kyle, and Bebe were waiting for us by the fountain by the doors. Stan was wearing an Asking Alexandria shirt with a blue button up over it, with skinny jeans and boots. Kyle was wearing a more feminine outfit consisting of a green V-neck long sleeve shirt fitting his body, and dark jeans with a white belt. He had pink converse on with a rainbow drawn on the tip. "Damn Kyle, that was fast," Kenny and I looked to Eric who was grinning like an idiot. "Oh please, you're just jealous," Kyle smirked at Eric with a playful tone that we haven't seen between the two in a long time. "So Kenny and Eric will come with me, and you guys- girls will go your way," Stan said smoothly with a shyness but, happiness. "Sounds good to me," Eric said. "You guys go, we have to wait for Wendy," "Alright Bebe see ya," The boys went into the revolving doors not to be seen until three o'clock. "So Butters, Kyle do you have an idea of what dress you're getting?" "Well Stan is more into sexy, classy stuff so I would like to find a backless, neck strap dress, you know?" "Ooh, I think that will look adorable. What about you Butters?" "W-well Kenny doesn't really mind what I wear but, it needs to b-be extra special," "Oh, why so fancy?" "Well just between you guys, I think I'm ready," "Ready for what?" "To lose his virginity, Bebe. Butters here still is a virgin even after dating the biggest pervert for three years," "Oh wow, well we'll find something super sexy for you," I smiled at the two of them for helping me out. Soon Wendy showed up in a black skirt, pink sweater top, and black boots with her signature trench coat. She looked amazing anyday.
After going through Aeropostale, Hollister, and Forever 21 we finally went actual dress shopping. I had gotten a pair of black heels with a bow strap above the ankle, a new eye shadow pallette, and a simple black strap choker. We went into a store called 16 Dresses where we looked high and low for the perfect dress. "Ooh, what about this one?" Bebe asked Kyle. "No, too frilly," "Ho-how about this one Kyle?" I was holding up a dark silky green mermaid dress with sparkling white stones covering the strap meeting in the center of the V-neck. "It's perfect!" Kyle ran over grabbed the dress and ran into the dressing room to try it on. Bebe was looking through red dresses, her signature color, when she lifted up a short strapless dress that would go perfectly with her body. Wendy was helping me find a attention-getter dress, at first I wanted a pink dress but they seemed to childish so I began to look through the black dresses. "This one?" Wendy lifted a small simple strapless dress. "No too plain. I n-need something that can go over another outit," "Huh?" "I-I want to wear something cute and sexy underneath for after th-the dance," "Oh you mean lingerie?" Lingerie!" "Not for you Bebe, for little Butters," "Ooh kinky, we should stop at Spencer's for that," "Th-that dark shop across from Hot Topic?" Bebe nodded her head yes with a creepy grin on her face. We all began to giggle when Kyle stepped out from behind a curtain posing like a model, poorly. "How do I look?" "Gorgeous!" Bebe was the ultimate fangirl when it came to shopping and fashion. Wendy smiled and gave him a thumbs up. "Yo-you look great Kyle," "It's official! I'm getting it," we all giggled some more before Wendy caught off everyone off guard by screeching with excitement. "What!?" we all shouted. "I found it!" She referred to the short black dress with beautiful stones across the top with two slit on the sides. It was truly sexy. "Butters I think I may have found your dress," before I could say anything all three of them pushed me into the dressing room with the dress and told me to try it on. I put it on with ease and took a look in the mirror. I was stunning. I looked like something you'd see in a fashion magazine. I found the dress. Wendy found a long purple strapless dress with a thick black glittered belt across her stomach. We were done shopping.
We met up with the boys in the food court for lunch and made sure that no one looked into each other's bags. Kenny tried to peek a few times but, Bebe and I kept pushing him away. "Oh, we forgot!" "Forgot what Bebe?" "Kyle and Butters need to visit one last shop," We all looked at each other confused for a minute before kissing our boyfriends good bye to go visit this last shop. I think we were going to that sex shop called Spencer's. As soon as we stepped into the store Bebe pulled me over to lingerie while Wendy pulled Kyle to another part of the store. The wall was covered in every sex fantasy a person can come up with. Police man, fire fighter, prisoner, witch, lace, leather, and even rubber. "So, what are you looking for?" "W-well I don't know," "Hmm, well Kenny is exotic but, he needs to be put in his place first so," I had no idea what she was talking about, let alone what she meant by those words. "How about this?" She pulled down a lacey top with a matching thong. It was a black transparent outfit with little pink bows on the sides and straps. It was perfect for me. After my purchase we went over to Kyle where he was looking at sex toys. "Wow, extreme," "Oh hey Bebe me and Wendy were looking at whips, apparently Wendy and Eric are the perfect match," "Ho-how so?" "S and M," "No, really?" "Wh-what's S and M?" I looked to Bebe for an answer but, Wendy began talking before her. "S and M means Sadist and Masochist. It means that Eric likes to see and give pain for pleasure, and I like to recieve it," "So you li-like to be hurt?" "Yeah, so I'm looking for something that Eric will really appreciate," "W-well that seems a little t-too extreme for me but, cool," We all finished up our shopping and all went home to get ready for tonight. The girls and Kyle came back to my house to get ready while the boys went to Stan's house.
It was soon time to go to the dance and we all looked gorgeous. Bebe was wearing the short red dress from the store, with natural colored eye shadow, red lipstick, and her curly hair was put up into a bun. Wendy had her gorgeous strapless purple dress flow with her hips and her make up was simple, purple eyeshadow, black mascara and eye liner, and a tint of pink lip gloss. Kyle was in his elegant green gown with black and green eye shadow with clear lip gloss. I went into the bathroom to get ready so that the surprise will be more thrilling to me. I first put on the lingerie then the dress over it. I did dark smokey eye with hot red lip stick and my hair was moussed up into a faux hawk. I walked in to the room to get my shoes when both of the girls shouted with giddy, while Kyle looked in amazement. "Wow Butters?" Kyle seemed very surprised by me taking more of the sexy turn. The girls painted my nails black, and helped me with my shoes' straps. Kyle was wearing a pair of 3-inch black heels that revealed his earlier pedicure. My shoes showed my pedicure through the end with a strap that round my leg three times. We all looked stunning and we were looking forward to this night.
Ding dong! The boys are here! We all remained at the top of the steps while my mom opened the door to let the boys in. They all stood in front of the window waiting for their dates to descend down the stairs. First was Wendy, her dress matched Eric's white suit with a purple bow and black button up shirt. His hair was still messy but, he seemed handsome. Next was Bebe she came down stairs to meet Kevin Stoley who would've know! He was wearing a dark blue suit with a white shirt and a Star Trek pin on his suit. He always loved Star Trek even his bull hair cut matched Spock's. Then Kyle went down to a very handsome Stan wearing a white suit with a green shirt and black tie. Now it was my turn, I was nervous but, I did it. I closed my eyes as I descended down the stairs afraid to open them in fear that they won't like my outfit. When I finally did open my eyes Kenny was there in a black suit, black button up shirt and a pink tie. I smiled and wrapped my arms around his neck pulling him in to a passionate kiss. "Alright, alright can we go now before the food is all gone?" we chuckled briefly before taking pictures and heading out to the car. We were taking Stan's car so there wasn't a lot of room, so I thought. When we stepped outside Kyle, me, and the girls all gasped at the decked out truck. They used Stan's dad's truck and covered the sides with white christmas lights. On the back was a hood cap and under their were blankets, pillows, and more lights on the ceiling of the cap. It was beautiful. On the back were four hearts, each with it's own pair of initials. It was the most romantic things I've ever seen. The boys all escorted us onto the truck before getting in the front and leaving for homecoming. If this is how amazing the boys are now, just imagine prom. On the way there we had ice cold coca-colas out of a cooler duct taped to the inside of the truck and chatted about everthing. This was going to be the best night ever.