All Harry potter characters and so forth belong to J.K Rowling and Warner Brothers unfortunately I am neither and never will be.
Might use some content from the books, any content you recognise doesn't nor will ever belong to me.
I also don't own Eminem just letting you know :P
All warnings are at the beginning of the story and to be used throughout.
I'm on a roll nah I'm not gunna do that joke haha :P let's begin :)
Harry woke up covered in sweat from another one of his nightmares, of course it was about the graveyard. Dread and self hatred filled his whole being, thinking about Cedric and Voldemort was so hard.
Harry wanted to know what was going on, what the Ministry and Dumbledore was doing about Voldemort. Harry saw what Fudge was like in the hospital wing, but surely Fudge would have to do something.
When disappearances started happening and dark marks start cropping up in different places. It was just a matter of waiting now, just like Hagrid had said. He started to wonder if he was truly safe at Privet Drive, what was stopping Voldemort getting here. Harry shivered at the thought of Voldemort gliding down the road.
He checked the road just in case but the road was empty, however he could hear the new neighbors laughing. Harry wondered what they were doing and whever he should introduce himself. Well he wasn't a Gryffindor for nothing, he faced Voldemort for goodness sake. He put on his trackies and a hoodie, then decided to put the Vodka in his pocket for a housewarming treat. Then picked up his fags and lighter and started to climb out the window.
He jumped onto the grass for an easy landing. He walked to the little wall separating their front gardens, then realised this probably weren't such a good idea. "What do you want eh." some gobby girl with her hair in a high up ponytail, wearing a baggy hoodie, some short shorts and quite good looking. " Yea you spying on us or something." said the boy who looked as if he owned several STDs, wearing a dark hoodie and trackies, a grey cap on his head with rotting teeth.
The last boy jumped in though "What's that you've got in you're pocket tho, housewarming gift eh." he looked as if he was trying to be Eminem, with died blond hair, a lip piercing and a matching grey tracksuit, his teeth luckily looked in good shape.
Harry decided to sit on the wall he had come this far "Yea actually I thought I'd introduce myself to the new neighbors, all the rest seem to think I'm some sort of hooligan." this seemed to get chuckles out of the group and Harry gave the bottle of vodka to the Eminem wannabe.
He found out the girl was called Dani, short for Danielle but he was to never call her Danielle. The boy with rotting teeth was called Kane and lived at the house, as he had a falling out with his parents and had nowhere else to go. Harry supposed he must of forgot his toothbrush. The Eminem wannabe actually lived at the house and was called Jake, not Jacob he has never been Jacob and never will be. Jake was going out with Dani, so she pretty much lived at the house.
Soon Harry was puffing away on his fag getting drunk with everyone, drinking the vodka. Telling everyone what the Dursleys told everyone about him. But instead of disdain they met what was said with chuckles, he also told them he went St Brutises which was met with an oooh from the trio.
They proceeded to tell the tales that they had heard from the school whilst Harry just nodded along. "Ey what's your name you didn't say." Jacob asked "Harry, Harry Potter." Harry replied "Harry, very formal name don't ya think." Kane replied "How about we call you Hazza is that alright." Dani replied. Not knowing what else to say Harry just replied "Yeah sure." this was met with murmurs of agreement.
"Alright Hazza fancy some grass if ya know what I mean." Kane asked, deciding to be reckless and as he wanted to try it anyway Harry just replied "Yea sure.". "Do ya know how to roll it." Dani asked "Na i only do straights." after a quick discussion about how Harry was a newbie, Dani decided to roll him a spliff.
When Harry first started it he couldn't stop shaking for some reason. But by the time he had finished the spliff he felt completely calm. It really helped numb the pain of the world, he reckoned that if he saw Voldemort now he would probably hug him. Harry then shivered at the thought of hugging Voldemort, no that would be too gross. He would feel sympathy for anyone who had to hug that creep.
Harry started to hear moans and looked over to see Dani and Jake making out, all he could do was make a disgusted face. Kane just chuckled and told Harry he would get use to it, Harry didn't want to get use to it. He sure hoped Ron and Hermione won't start doing that in front of him, when they finally decided to get together.
Kane decided to take Harry's mind of it by asking if he wanted some mud, Harry admitted he didn't know what that was. Kane explained it was MDMA apparently it was a good high and good for beginners. But then Harry realised it was getting light out and he would have to start breakfast. However Kane said it would be good to help him get through his day.
He was shown how to do it through a rolled up note and decided to do three lines. He then jumped on the wall and used the porch shelter, to get up onto his window. He then went downstairs to start his day. Realising that he had totally forgotten about his struggles.