Time frame: Two years before the outbreak
POV: Keith
Main event: A trip to the store
This is gonna be a short one, but it just sprung into my head and to this day, I have no idea what in the hell happened.
See, me and Ellis were at the store, lookin for something easy to snack on when we got back to his house to watch a movie. I was bored because I hated shopping and I was lookin around at the different items hanging on those little aisle strips.
Well, there was this little plastic banana slicer, so I picked it up, turned to Ellis and asked, "Hey El, do you think this would work if I used it to shave a couple inches off the ol-"
I didn't get any farther. He looked disgusted, slapped the banana slicer out of my hand and loudly said, "NO! Why would you even- Keith, sometimes your ideas are too much for me to keep up with!"
I didn't say anything for a while after that. He just kept lookin at me like I just suggested we murder a weiner dog with the damn banana slicer. I didn't...besides it was made out of plastic, only an idiot could have gotten hurt with it.
I think he was just in a mood because he accidentally put some of my "special" watermelon scented gel on his lips. They were real chapped and he couldn't find chapstick at my house so he used what smelled nice, because the bottle clearly said "moist". I smelled watermelon, got a boner (that I hid flawlessly), and asked him why he was smearin condom lube all over himself.
He got all flustered and told me that I was a jerk for not owning chapstick and that he didn't want to leave the house lookin like a drug addict...apparently only drug addicts get chapped lips.