Disclaimer: Naruto is property of Masashi Kishimoto and Bleach is property of Tite Kubo. I don't own either manga in anyway so please don't sue me.
Chapter 7: The Chunin Exams
Team 7, Zabuza and Haku are running towards the main gates of the hidden leaf village. Kotetsu and Izumo were standing by the gate looking bored out of their minds when the see Naruto and his group headed towards them at high speeds. When they reach the gate they stop and look at the guards.
"Halt! State your name and business with Konoha." Izumo says looking at the group before him.
"Kakashi Hatake and team 7 returning from our c-rank mission in Nami no Kuni with two shinobi who wishes to join Konoha's ranks." Kakashi says.
"Ok then better head to the Hokage's office." Team 7 walks off to the Hokage's office and on the way Haku notices the glares that seem to follow them and she begins to worry if coming here was a mistake.
"Don't worry Haku they are glaring at me not you." Naruto says looking down sadly
"Why are they glaring at you?" Haku asks
"I will tell you later." Naruto says then the group of 6 walk into the Hokage's office. Sarutobi looks up at the group of shinobi.
"Ah Naruto I see you and your team have returned." Sarutobi said smiling.
"Yes we have Hokage-Jiji-sama."
"Who is this?"
"This is Haku Yuki and Zabuza Momochi. They want to join us." Naruto said.
"I can't just let a Nuke-Nin join our village."
"If you do I'll let you in on the secret of defeating paperwork." Sarutobi threw the headband at Zabuza and Haku only their reflexes allowed them to catch the headbands. Sarutobi grabbed Naruto and started shaking his shoulders vigorously.
"TELL ME!" Sarutobi shouted a crazy look in his eye.
"Two words Kage...Bunshin."
"YOU BLASTED FIEND MINATO NAMIKAZE! THAT WAS YOURS SECRET!" Sarutobi roars looking at the evil pile of paper work. "Ha! Ha! You fiends I have the instrument of your demise at last." Sarutobi cackles evilly, the secretary heard the laugh from outside and thought.
"I think the Hokage has finally lost it." She thinks
(Back with Naruto and the others)
"Well if that's all you need to report Kakashi then you and your team are dismissed."
"Actually Hokage-sama there is something I need to ask you." Sakura said as she step forward.
"What is it Sakura?" Sarutobi looked genuinely concerned.
"I wish to formally retire from the Shinobi program and enroll in the Medical Core."
"What brought about this change of heart?"
"My latest mission made me realize I'm not cut out for shinobi combat."
"Very well Sakura Haruno, please surrender your shinobi license and I'll have you enrolled by the end of the month." Sakura reached into her pocket and handed in her shinobi license and passport. (A/N: Sorry Sakura haters but my editor was VERY insistent that I don't give her a permanent injury. Believe me I wanted to.) Sakura walked out and started walking towards her house while the rest of the group stayed in the hokage's office.
"Well, now team 7 is short one member." Kakashi said.
"I have a solution." Sarutobi looked at Haku. "Haku Yuki you have been granted Gennin status and are hereby assigned to team 7."
"Actually Hokage-sama I want to be known as Haku Momochi."
"Very well just fill out some papers and I have everything sorted out."
"Right." Haku filed out the paperwork.
"Anyway Team 7 Report here tomorrow for Missions."
"Hai Hokage-sama." Naruto and the others said, then they left the tower.
"I'm gonna go train with Hinata-chan maybe even go on a date with her." Naruto said then he Shupo'd off without another word.
(Team 8 Training ground)
Hinata was holding a katana in her hands as her two teammates stood Shino was holding a wakizashi his hand and Kiba was crouched in a Taijutsu stance.
"A-again!" Hinata said. "I was so close that last time I can almost hear your name." Hinata thought as she looked at the katana in her hands.
"Hinata that's enough for today I know you want to hear that sword's name but at this point you might hurt yourself." Kurnai said.
"N-no it's not enough I made a promise and I don't go back on my word."
"Very well, Kiba, Shino attack with your full strength."
"Sting all enemies to death. Suzumebachi." Shino said grasping onto Suzumebachi with his right hand, the entire sword glows white and shrinks in size. When the emitted glow dies out, it is revealed that Suzumebachi has now taken on the form of a black and gold gauntlet, with a small chain linking it to a stinger-like blade on Shino's middle finger. The "stinger" is about twice as long as the normal length of Shino's fingers, slightly increasing his striking distance. The colors and pattern of the Shikai resemble those of a hornet.
"Jūjin Bunshin no jutsu." (Man Beast Clone) Kiba roared out and Akamaru took on Kiba's appearance. Then, without warning, Kiba Akamaru and Shino all charged Hinata who dropped into a defensive stance. Hinata cut and slashed in a deadly dance this continued for several minutes when Hinata heard a roar of
"GETSUGA TENSHO!" a blue wave of Reiatsu slammed into the ground and when the dust settled Naruto was standing there Zangetsu over his shoulder.
"N-Naruto-kun!" Hinata said and she ran over utterly exhausted.
"Hey Hinata-chan." Naruto hugged her. "How's training going?"
"Pretty good I'm so close to being able to hear my Zanpaktou's name."
"Well would you like some help?"
"Yeah."
("Enough Hinata the thing that was blocking your ears was your jealously of Sasuke and Naruto but you've been working hard I'll try again.") A voice in Hinata's head called out.
"Then Ms. Zanpaktou. What is your name?"
("Sode no Shirayuki.")
"Sode no Shirayuki what a beautiful name."
("So finally are able to hear my name now let's show these ruffians who's queen here.")
"Dance, Sode no Shirayuki."
"So you learned your Zanpaktou's name congrats." Naruto smiled. "Now for lesson number 2 learning your Zanpaktou's power now this is going to take some time and effort."
"I'm ready." Hinata said. Then the three charged and clashed with Hinata who was hard pressed to fend off the attacks but eventually understanding of her first dance came to her. "Some No Mai: Tsuki-Shiro!" (First dance, White moon) Hinata swung her blade and a white circle appeared beneath her three opponents. From Ichigo's memories Naruto knew what this technique could do and he grabbed Kiba and Shino and jumped back as the white tower erupted into the sky then shattered.
"If I'd been caught in that I'd be dead!" Kiba sweat as he looked at Naruto with gratitude. "Thanks Naruto."
"No problem now why do I sense Reiatsu coming off of you?" Naruto turned his head to face Kiba.
"Shit I don't want him to know about Zabimaru just yet but at the same time I can't think of an excuse." Kiba rubbed his head. "Well I've been hanging around Shino a lot and his Reiatsu has sort of rubbed off on me."
"Yeah I call bullshit." Naruto said a 'cut the crap' tone.
"Ok you caught me I've got a Zanpaktou but I don't know it's name yet."
"Fair enough."
"Phew he believed me." Kiba sighed in relief. Naruto's expression suddenly turns sadistic.
"Now it's your turn to learn its name by pushing you to your limits."
"SHIT!" just then, in a poof smoke, a small dog appeared next to Naruto.
"Yo." The dog said raising a paw.
"Um hi." Naruto said.
"Kakashi sent me to let you know that you need to go to training ground 7 because he wants to talk to you and your teammates."
"Ok…guess we'll have to finish this later." Naruto turned to Kiba. "Have fun." Naruto Shupo'd off to training ground 7 where his teammates and sensei were standing.
"Ah Naruto good to see you." Kakashi eye smiled.
"So why have you called us here?" Sasuke asked.
"I've nominated you three for the Chunin exams so tomorrow you three are to report to room 301 at the ninja academy by 1:00 pm."
"Hai Sensei." Naruto, Sasuke and Haku said then they start to run off when Kakashi tosses them three pieces of paper the one in Naruto's hand said
Naruto Uzumaki
I recommended the one with the above name to the Chunin Selection Exams under my name Hatake Kakashi.
Jounin
Hatake Kakashi
"Anyway you guys wanna do some last minute practice?" Naruto asked
"Nah we should get some rest." Sasuke says
"Good point." Haku says. Naruto and the others Shupo off towards their respective houses.
(Time skip one day later)
Naruto, Sasuke and Haku were standing in front of the academy building.
"Ready?" Haku asked her teammates
"Yeah let's show 'em our power." Sasuke smiled. Naruto and the others walked into the room and they saw a group of students gathered around a room that says 301. Naruto looks at his teammates with a 'Really' look on his face. Just then a boy in a green jump suit is punched back someone from the group of gennin speaks up.
"Let us in we need to register for the exams!"
"The Chunin exams are real challenging kids like you should just quit." One of the gennin guards says.
"Please let us through." TenTen's voice calls from the front of the crowd. Naruto looked at his teammates.
"Genjutsu lets just move on." Naruto said, Sasuke and Haku nodded. Naruto, Haku and Sasuke walked up to the third floor and they saw Kakashi standing there.
"Good you saw through the genjutsu and you've all made you way here now go on and show them your power." Kakashi said
"Yes sir!" Naruto, Sasuke, and Haku said simultaneously then they walk in to the room and was welcomed by a blast of wide verities of KI but Naruto, Sasuke and Haku brushed it off but Naruto got an evil idea and he unleashed a torrent of Reiatsu and floored
"Naruto-kun stop doing that you'll give them heart attacks." Hinata said as she, Shino and Kiba walked into to view.
"What can I say? You play with fire and you'll get burned." Naruto stopped channeling his Reiatsu.
"Did you see that?" one of the contestants as he recovered from the blast of Reiatsu.
"Yeah I'm sure as hell not taking these exams if he's a part of them." His teammate responded.
"Count me out too." Several other contestants left the room one by one as they were terrified of Naruto's power.
"Did you feel that Han?" Akatsuki said to his armored friend.
"Yeah." Han responded.
"He's a real powerhouse but is it me or does he look like that cursed Yondaime. Well I'm gonna fight him and kick his ass."
"I wouldn't if I were you, according to my friend he's got the Kyūbi inside of him." Han said.
"I'm still gonna fight him and I'm gonna win." Across the room three Kumo shinobi were watching the interaction with the Iwa shinobi.
"What do you say Yugito still think these exams will be boring?" Karui asked her female teammate.
"Not with him here these exams will be interesting." Yugito smiles.
"SASUKE-KUN!" a blond haired blur tackled Sasuke
"Um Ino, was it, I'm not sure Sasuke-kun appreciates you trying to choke him." Haku says.
"And who are you?" Ino asked hugging Sasuke a bit tighter much to Sasuke's displeasure.
"My name is Haku Momochi teammate of Sasuke-kun and Naruto."
"Where's forehead?!" Ino asks
"She retired from shinobi life being unable to take the stress of the life style." Ino looked shocked. "Also could you get off my fiancée?"
"FIANCEE!" Ino screeched.
"Yes now shut up." Sasuke growled. Just then another voice called out.
"You guys are attracting too much attention. So you're the nine rookies that just graduated from the academy, right? You're fooling around with those cute faces… Geez, this isn't a field trip." A boy said as he walked up to them. He wore a dark purple shirt with a high collar, a white under-shirt, dark purple fingerless gloves with armored plates on the back of the hand, a white cloth waistband worn at an angle, dark purple pants, blue sandals, and a shuriken holster on his right leg.
"Who the hell are you to tell us that?!" Ino glares at the boy.
"I'm Kabuto Yakushi. Look around you…" everyone but Naruto looks around. The gennin gather for the exams are all glaring at the group and unleashing a bit of KI at the group of 10. "The ones behind you are from the Amegakure no Sato, they have a short temper. Everyone his nervous for the exams, I warned all of you so that you won't get picked on. I guess it can't be helped though, since you are just rookies who don't know anything, it makes me remember the old me."
"Kabuto-san was it?" Haku asks.
"Yeah."
"Is this your second time, then?"
"No, this will be my seventh time." Immediately alarm bells start going off in Naruto's head.
"You probably have a lot of information on the people here." Naruto says playing dumb.
"So smart in fact I have 200 cards with information on everyone here." Kabuto pulls out a stack of cards and places them on the ground. Kabuto takes the first one off the top of the pile. "It looks white, but, to get the information from this card." Kabuto starts spinning the card.
"What are you doing?" Haku asks.
"It's made so that you can't view it without my chakra, like this." Kabuto applies chakra to the card and a small map with a bar graph projected above it with the largest coming from the Hi no Kuni.
"What kind of information is that?" Haku looks confused,
"The exam's total number of examinees and countries participating, it also has the number of participants from each hidden village. Let me ask, why do you think we do the Chunin Exams together?" Kabuto asks all the 9 rookies look at him in silence while Chōji munches on some chips. "First, it's to deepen the friendly relationships with the other countries. Next, it's to heighten the level of the ninja; that is what they say."
"That is what they say?" Kiba repeats confused.
"Yes, the real purpose is to confirm the level of the ninja in each adjacent country to try and balance out the power."
"Power balance eh." Naruto says looking at Kabuto.
"Why do they go through such a troublesome task?" Shikamaru asks
"If they don't do that, the weak countries will be invaded and dominated by the strong ones. So they check and restrain each other's powers; that is my guess anyway." Kabuto answers, just then Sasuke walks forward with a determined look on his face.
"Are there any cards there that have detailed personal information?" Sasuke asks.
"Yes, is there someone that interests you?"
"Yeah there are."
"The information of this exam's examinees are not perfect, but I've burned and save them. They include information about the nine of you as well. Tell me whatever you know about the people you know that interest you, I'll look it up for you."
"Gaara from the Sunagakure, Rock Lee from Konoha and Naruto Uzumaki of Konoha."
"Oh, you know their names that is no fun." Kabuto swipes his hand over the deck, and then Kabuto holds up three cards in front of them.
"Show me."
"Based on the information he has I can determine what to look out for." Naruto thinks looking at Kabuto's little display.
"First up is Rock Lee." Kabuto says and then he channels chakra into the card and Rock Lee's information appears as well as two graphs dictating his overall stats and number of completed missions. "He is one year older than you, his mission experience includes 20 D-ranked missions and 11 C-ranks the squad leader is Might Guy. His hand-to-hand combat skills have increased dramatically in this past year, but his other skills are terrible. He got everyone's attention last year as a skilled rookie gennin, but he didn't take the Chunin exam, like you this is his first time taking it."
"Thank you captain obvious." Naruto rolls his eyes.
"His team is composed of TenTen and Neji Hyūga. Next let's see Gaara of the dessert." Kabuto channels his chakra into the second card and Gaara's stats appear.
"Interesting his skills are unknown mostly that means Mr. Ninja info guy doesn't know everything." Kurama notes. "But I can tell you he holds my insane little brother the one tailed Shukaku."
"His mission experience is 8 C-ranks and, this is amazing he did a B-rank mission as a gennin. He is a foreign ninja and it's his first time taking the exam, so I don't have any more info on him, however it seems that he has returned from all his missions unharmed."
"Oh this reeks of Shukaku's influence, if I were to hazard a guess I would say this Gaara kid controls sand for both offence and defense; and, like yours truly, he has a very strong self-preservation instinct so odds are the sand will spring up to defend him."
"Thank you Kurama." Naruto smiles at his inner Biju
"He did a B-rank mission as a gennin, and was unharmed?" Shikamaru asks shocked. Kabuto takes another card from his deck and channels more chakra into in and a picture of Naruto shows up.
"Naruto Uzumaki he wields a never before seen weapon and is able to unleash a massive amount of power and flatten most people with his mere presence well versed in Kenjutsu and strong enough to a sword as large as the Kubikiribōchō with one hand. He's completed, 7 D-rank, 1 C-rank, 0 B-rank, 1 A-rank, and other than that I've got nothing."
Just then Kabuto takes another card and channels chakra into it and the mini map pops up again.
"Konoha, Suna, Iwa, Kumo, Ame, Kusa, Taki, Oto, this year, many talented gennin from these hidden villages have come here to take the exams. The Hidden Sound Village is a village of a small country that was just made recently, so I don't have much info on them. Either way, all of them are powerful hidden villages."
"So all the people here are all…" Haku trails off.
"Right... It's not only Lee, Gaara or Naruto, all the people here are the top elites chosen from each country, I can assure you this won't be easy." Naruto starts chuckling silently and starts shaking, Fu notices this and her unease starts to grow rapidly.
"Even Naruto, is nervous maybe should try and help him." Fu thinks in dismay, however just as she is about to say something Naruto turns to the other participating gennin and unleashes a torrent of killer intent smiling like a mad man.
"Excellent this seems like a declaration of war!" Naruto's eyes starts glowing with glee then he holds out his hand and clenches it into a fist. "I can't wait to crush you all!" instantly every gennin with the exception of Gaara, Haku, Fu, Hinata, Han and Yugito starts sweating up a storm and a few even collapse under Naruto's power. Within the crowd there are three Oto gennin who were looking over at where Kabuto was.
"Did you hear that?" The one with a head piece similar to Tobirama's asks. "They said that the Otogakure is a minor village in a small country."
"I'm hurt." The one wrapped in bandages responds.
"Let's play with them a little, then." The only girl says smirk.
"Yeah, they spoke as if we're just leftover ninja, let's make him add this into his data… Ninja from the Otogakure are somewhat cruel."
"Shall we." First boy asks.
"Let's." the second responds, then the three of them rush over to the rookie nine then come flying in at Kabuto the first boy leaps into the air and throws a couple of kunai at Kabuto who dodges them with ease when the second comes in to strike swings his right arm which Kabuto dodges with ease. Then the lenses of Kabuto's glasses shatter.
"So it's a sound wave attack interesting. Note to self, apply sound proofing seals to the ear area which can activate at will and deactivate at will." Naruto thinks
"I see so that's what kind of attack it was." Kabuto takes off his shattered glasses. Sasuke runs forward confused.
"What is going on? You definitely dodged it so why did your glass…" Sasuke says in confusion.
"It must have hit his nose. That's what happens for trying to look cool." Shikamaru responds. Just then Kabuto's eyes widen in shock as a wave of Nausea over comes him and his vision blurs. Then Kabuto collapses to his knees and throws up.
"He threw up!" Kiba says looking in shock.
"Kabuto-san!" Haku cries out in concern. Everyone looks shocked except for Shino who doesn't really have an expression. Haku and Kiba run over to Kabuto.
"Hey, Kabuto are you alright?" Kiba asks concerned
"Yeah I'm ok." Kabuto responds.
"Really?" Haku asks.
"You're not as good as I thought for a veteran who took the exam four years running." Dosu says.
"Write this in your card…" Zaku says. "The three from Otogakure will definitely become Chunin!"
"Lee what do you think of that attack?" Neji asks.
"There was no problem in dodging it. There must be some sort of trick." Just then a huge plume of smoke erupts from the front of the class room as a deep voice growls out.
"Quiet down you punks!" Everyone in the room turns there attention to the new arrival. When the smoke clears a bunch of Chunin in grey uniforms with a man with a black trench coat with scars running down his face standing in front. "Sorry to keep you waiting, I am the examiner of the 1st test of the Chunin Exam, Morino Ibiki." Everyone looks on with a twinge of fear, not only from Ibiki's intimidating presence but some were still recovering from Naruto's Killer Intent. Then Ibiki points to the three Oto Gennin. "You three from the Otogakure, don't think you can do anything you want before the exam."
"I'm sorry, I was excited, since this is my first exam." Dosu says.
"This is a good time to say this…You are not allowed to fight each other during the exam unless given permission by the examiners, and even if permission is given, you are not allowed to kill the other. Pigs who go against me will fail immediately. Understand?" Zaku laughs at Ibiki's statement.
"This exam seems so soft and easy." Zaku says
"We will now begin the first exam of the Chunin exams."
"Am I being ignored?" Zaku thinks to himself glaring at the examiner.
"Turn in your applications, take one of the number tags, and sit where the number tells you to." Ibiki says holding up a small card with a big black number 1 on it. "Then we will pass out the papers for the written exam."
"Great a paper test fan-fucking-tastic." Naruto groans inwardly.
"You think this is bad you should actually pay attention to the amount of papers on the Hokage's desk on any given day he has to fill out and sign all of them and that usually takes up most of his day."
"Well with the Kage Bunshin I can get that paperwork done faster." When everyone sits down the Chunin that accompanied Ibiki sit down in chairs at the edges of the room while holding clip boards. Naruto looks around the room using the chameleon he has positioned on the ceiling and notices that everyone is separated from their teammates.
"Let's do our best Hinata-chan." Naruto says smiling at her.
"Right Naruto-kun." Hinata says smiling back.
"Alright this first exam has a few important rules." Ibiki calls out from the front of the class. "I will not accept any questions, so listen carefully."
"Rules? Won't accept any questions? Just what is this guy's angle?" Haku thinks.
"First rule is you all are given 10 points at the start the written exam consists of 10 questions, and each is worth one point, this test is a deduction based test, if you get one problem wrong, you will get one point deducted."
"So getting all of them wrong will get you zero points." Kiba thinks
"Second Rule, the pass-fail decision will be determined by your team's total points."
"Wait! Your team's total points? What?!"
"Shut up!" Ibiki shouts. "There is a reason for this so shut up and listen."
"A reason?" Haku thinks
"Now that you know, let's move on to the next rule. If an examiner determines that you cheated or do something similar during the test…Each action will cause you to lose two points." A few students react in shock. "In other words, there will be people who will be forced to leave this place without their tests being graded."
"So there's a way to lose points besides getting the written problems wrong."
"Those who try to cheat without thinking carefully will only hurt themselves."
"We'll 'check' you at any time." Izumo says smiling.
"You are all trying to become Chunin, if you are ninja act like a first-rate one." At Ibiki's next words the puzzle pieces in Naruto's head snap into place.
"The point of this test is to cheat without getting caught, very clever Ibiki-san, very clever." Naruto thinks
"Also if anyone in a team gets a zero everyone on that team will fail! The last problem will be given 45 minutes after the exam begins. You have one hour to take your tests." Ibiki watches the clock until it hits the 3:30 mark. "Begin!" everyone begins writing on their paper answering the questions, Naruto looks at the first question, which is to decipher a carefully written code.
"This is child's play." Naruto quickly deciphers the code. Then Naruto looked at the next question and once again answered it with ease, Naruto did the same for the first 5 questions when he reached one that not even Naruto could answer. "FUCK! Just who wrote these questions? It's impossible to answer…" Just then he sees a small mirror that Haku created to cheat. Just then a kunai goes flying past Naruto and hits the test behind him, the gennin stands up and shouts out.
"What is the meaning of this?!"
"You screwed up five times. You fail." Izumo responds.
"What..?" the gennin's eyes shrink
"Teammates of his, get out of here!" The gennin's teammates get up and walk out and after a couple of seconds he follows them.
"Number 23, fail, number 43 and 27, fail." Kotetsu says. Then gennin are dropped one by one and their teammates are kicked out as well. Over the next several minutes teams walk out and after 40 minutes, 24 teams remain, and everyone starts cheating in attempt to figure out each-other. After a few minutes Kankuro raises his hand and leaves for the bathroom and gets the answers from his puppet, when he comes back Ibiki smiles.
"Have fun playing with your dolls?" Ibiki smiles at Kankuro's narrowed eyes. Eventually the clock hits the 45 minute mark and Ibiki calls out. "PENCILS DOWN!" everyone looks up in shock. "I will now give the 10th question."
"Took you long enough." Sasuke thinks smirking
"The last question finally!" Naruto thinks in excitement.
"Yes, but before that, there's one thing I must say… There is a special rule for this last question. I will now explain, this is a hopeless rule."
"A hopeless rule." Naruto smirks.
"First, you are all going to choose if you wish to take this tenth question or not."
"Choose?" Temari asks confused. "So what happens if we don't take the tenth question?"
"If you choose not to take it, your points will be reduced to zero, in other words you and your team fail." A kid in the back of the room shouts out.
"Of course we going to take it!"
"Here is the other rule."
"What not another rule cut the crap!" Haku thinks in exasperation
"If you choose to take it and you get it wrong, you will…Lose the privilege to take the Chunin Exams forever."
"WHAT KIND OF IDIOTIC RULE IS THAT?!" Kiba shouts out. "There are gennin here who have taken these exams before!" Ibiki starts laughing.
"You were unlucky, this year I am the rule. That is why I gave you the option of quitting. Those who are not confident can choose not to take it, and take the exams next year, or the year after that." Ibiki starts laughing again. "Now let's begin those who don't want to take it raise your hands."
"Very clever he sadist, this is psychological warfare, but two can play this game." Naruto thinks standing up with a determined look in his eyes. "No way am I giving up even if I have to stay a gennin I will become the greatest gennin Hokage! I never go back on my word, that's my Nindo!" After Naruto's declaration the examiners all nod at Ibiki smiling, and he nods back.
"In that case all those of you here…PASS!" everyone looks shocked. "3…2…1."
"WHAT!" everyone shouts shocked but Naruto, Fu and Haku stay silent.
"So those questions were all for nothing!" Temari shouts.
"They served their purpose they weeded out those who are unfit to be Chunin. The point of this test was to gauge how good you are at information gathering. In the shinobi world if you are caught stealing information you will be torture for information on your village." Ibiki takes off his bandana show scars on his head.
"That looks bad but I've had worse." Naruto thinks shaking his head. "Still torture is torture and it sucks, however it looks like lighting catalyzed the wounds man that looks like it hurt." Just then a lump of black cloth smashes through the window and a banner appears behind the new figure which reads. 'The second examiner the Sexy and Single Anko.' Then the person says,
"Everyone there is no time to be happy! I am the second examiner, Anko Mitarashi! Let's go to the next exam!" Anko thrusts her fist in the air. "Follow me!" The room is dead quiet and everyone has the WTF face. Ibiki steps out from behind the banner.
"Grasp the atmosphere." He says mentally face palming.
"69 people, Ibiki you let 23 teams pass? The first exam bust have been too soft."
"It looks like there are a lot of excellent students this time, especially the blonde." After everyone left Ibiki walked around and picked up the test and he saw a chibi Naruto with a speech bubble.
"Keep an eye on Kabuto he has access to too much classified information, Fluffy butt says he reeks of Snakes and if you're as smart as I think you are you know what that means." Ibiki's eyes widen in shock and he ran off to Sarutobi's office.