Time frame: 2 weeks after Keith's 21st birthday
POV: Ellis
Main event: Keith accidentally goes on a date with another guy
While we're on the subject of weird gay shit my best friend has done, have I told y'all about the time that Keith accidentally went on a date with a man?
Well it happened.
It wasn't long after he turned 21, and we were out at the bar at 5:00. We were playin pool and having fun but my girlfriend wanted to go home so I had to check out early. I wasn't allowed to drink anyway cause I wasn't 21 and the bartender that served me beer anyway wasn't on that night.
Anyway, like an hour before we left, Keith was havin a few rounds of darts with this guy, and it seemed innocent at first.
But the next mornin, I go over to Keith's house to wake him up for work and when I open the door, his house is spotless as I have ever seen it. Keith wakes up just as surprised as me and we try to piece together what the hell happened based on his memories and my text messages I got from him.
After I left that night, Keith was hanging out with that one guy and after a while, the man asks Keith if he wants to go get some food because the bar doesn't have anything but booze. Keith, being hungry 24 hours a day agrees and they go to a BBQ joint and get a whole bunch of ribs and chicken wings. The guy pays for everything!
Then they go to this weird store that Keith can't remember the name of, and it was incredibly clean and really bright. They hit another bar and eventually they make it back to Keith's house and watch a movie. He notices the guy is sittin pretty close to him even though there's a lot of couch open.
Keith ends up black out drunk and passes out on the way to the kitchen. He woke up in bed, though, in the same clothes he wore the night before.
So I guess the guy cleans his house before he takes off. But not before leaving a note on the fridge in real nice handwriting, sayin thanks for the fun evening, hoping to see him again sometime. At the bottom was a phone number and a wink face.
The weird thing is, this guy looked like John Stamos, and Keith looked like…not John Stamos. I don't know what the hell this guy was on but he allegedly thought my buddy was hot as hell. I made fun of him for weeks for going out with a guy without even knowing. He swears nothin happened.