At that moment my sister walked in holding a bag.

"Speak of the Devil." Tamaki said. He raised a hand in hello, "Thanks for doing the shopping, little piglet." He waved a finger, "Did you get everything on our list?"

"What? Piglet?" Haruhi murmured, miffed by what Tamaki said.

She walked over to stand behind us and Tamaki noticed something in her bag, so he grabbed it. "Hey, wait a minute, what is this?"

He held a box of Hescafe special blend instant coffee.

"Just what it looks like… it's coffee." I replied, standing to go stand by Haruhi.

"I've never seen this brand before… is this the kind that is already ground?" Tamaki asked.

My eyes widened. He had never heard of Instant Coffee?

"What do you mean? It's instant coffee." Haruhi said, as confused as I was.

The two girls I had sat with tilted their heads and said at the same time, "It's Instant?"

That's when Tamaki held it closer, his eyes wide, "Woah, I've heard of this before, it's commoners coffee! You just add hot water!"

A bunch of girls had gathered behind the chair that I had sat at, peering at us curiously, as if wondering what we were talking about.

One of the girls who were sitting leaned over to the other, "I didn't know there was such a thing…"

"So it's true then, poor people don't even have enough free time to grind their own coffee beans." The other whispered back.

All the other girls nodded, "Mhmm."

Kyoya and the twins had walked over, bringing a bunch more girls. Kyoya stood on one side of me, Haruhi on the other. Hikaru leaned to look at the box of coffee in tamaki's hand on one side, while Kaoru did the same thing on the other side.

Next to me, Kyoya mentioned, "Commoners are pretty smart."

"100 grams for ¥300?" One of the twins read.

"That's a lot less than we normally pay." The other said.

Haruhi was annoyed as she said, "I'll go back and get something else. Excuse me for not buying you guy's expensive coffee."

Tamaki raised a hand, "No, I'll keep it."

All the rich girls gasped. I crossed my arms. Kyoya also had his arms crossed, I had noticed he stood like that a lot.

Tamaki stood, "I'm going to give it a try." More gasps. He raised the box and gave a heroic pose, "I will drink this coffee!"

All the girls clapped, and Haruhi and I were standing there with miffed expressions. Idiot, trying to act brave. It was just coffee!

"Alright, Haruhi, get over here and make some of this commoners coffee." Tamaki said as him and most of the girls walked away to a nearby table. The twins and Kyoya went off in different directions, and I just walked away from them and stood to observe the room.

My attention was first turned on the table, where Haruhi now was, along with Tamaki and his group of fan girls.

She lightly put a teaspoon of the coffee into the tea cups. By the way they watched her, I could almost see a sign that said, 'Demonstration of Commoners coffee, by a commoner.' She then continued to pour hot water into the four cups she had put coffee in.

One they were ready she put them on a tray and held them out to the girls, "Here."

"Let the tasting begin." I heard Tamaki say, holding his chin again.

"I'm a little scared to drink this stuff." One of the girls said.

Another said, "I'm afraid if I drink this my father will yell at me."

Almost immediately Tamaki was next to her, dipping her so one of her feet was in the air, holding her head close to his in that irresistible way that those rich girls loved. "What if I let you drink it from my mouth?" he asked sensually.

The girl said in a dazed voice, "Well then I would drink it…" And of course all the other girls, except for Haruhi, squealed in delight.

I scowled and turned my gaze away, deciding to watch the twins and see what they do as hosts.

Hikaru was laughing, "So he had this nightmare that made him bolt up, right out of bed." He seemed to be telling a story about Kaoru.

"Hikaru! Don't tell them that story!" Kaoru exclaimed, sitting up, a fine blush on his cheeks. He looked down, holding his chin, his eyes closed as little tears budded at the corners. "I asked you not to tell anyone that." The tiny tears fell, "Why are you so mean to me?"

Hikaru's eyes widened, as if he had realized what he said. "I'm sorry Kaoru." The two girls who were listening gave sounds of awe, pulling each other close as they watched. Hikaru took Kaoru's head gently into his hands, pulling his chin up so they gazed sensually into each other's eyes. "I didn't mean to upset you. But you were so adorable when it happened, I had to tell them. I'm sorry."

I stared with wide eyes, both boys blushing lightly as they gazed into the other's eyes, and Kaoru softly whispered, "I forgive you."

The girls squealed, "I've never seen brotherly love quite like that!"

Haruhi walked by, "What are they so excited about? I just don't get it."

I understood now. The twins made good hosts because they had brotherly love in a slightly sensual way, and the rich girls ate that up. I knew plenty of girls from my middle school who loved two boys rather than one. But I knew that must be an act, the Hitachiin twins were many things, but twincest wasn't one of them, though they did care about each other, like any brother or sister would, so the act seemed real enough to grab attention.

I looked up as Mori walked past me, with Honey hanging onto his back, looking sleeping.

As he rubbed his eye and yawned, Honey said, "S-Sorry, we're running late."

A nearby table sat three girls, all who had been waiting there. One called, "Hello Honey! Hey Mori!"

Another said, "We've been waiting here for you guys. Hi!" Mori gently set Honey down.

"I'm sorry, I was waiting for Takashi to finish his Kendo meeting and I fell asleep." Honey told them, sitting, and rubbing his eyes again, "And I'm still not… completely awake." I had to admit, he was pretty adorable.

The girl's eyes widened, and they all squealed, "So cute!"

Haruhi had stopped beside me, watching too.

I spoke up, "Is that boy really a third year student?" It was hard to believe he was older than me, since he was smaller and more childish.

Kyoya walked up beside me, holding the ledger book, "Honey-Senpai might seem young and childish, but he's a prodigy." I turned my head sideways to look at him, blinking because of my contacts. "And then Mori-Senpai's allure, is his strong and silent disposition."

I was about to say something, But Haruhi began, "Um…"

Before either of us could truly talk, Honey ran over and grabbed Haruhi's arm, spinning her around wildly. "Haru-Chan!"

Once they stopped spinning he asked, "Hey Haru-Chan, do you want to go have some cake with me?"

"Thanks but I… don't really like… cake." Haruhi replied, dizzy, her head spinning.

Kyoya and I had both turned our heads to watch them.

"Then how would you like to hold my bunny, Usa-Chan?" Honey asked her, holding a pink bunny behind his back.

Still dizzy, Haruhi replied, "I'm… not into… bunnies…"

Honey's eyes widened, tears beginning to show at the corners, "Are you saying you don't like Usa-Chan?"

Haruhi snapped out of it, her brown eyes wide. We both were looking at Usa-Chan now. I knew Haruhi wouldn't let Honey be sad.

As we looked at the bunny I could have sworn it got blush on its cheeks.

Haruhi leaned forward, "I guess he is kind of cute, huh?"

Honey stared with big brown eyes, a slight blush on his cheeks now as he realized Haruhi was a girl. I was certain he already knew I was a girl, since we had met before.

But then he just handed Haruhi the bunny, "Take good care of him, okay?" And ran off to jump in the girl's laps and act cute.

I looked at Kyoya as he began to speak again, "You'll notice that our club utilizes each man's unique characteristics to cater to the desires of our guests. Just so you know, Tamaki is number one around here. He's the king. His Request rate is seventy percent."

"What's this world coming to?" I said absentmindedly, pulling at the sleeve of my uniform.

"And in Order for you to pay off your eight million yen debt with us, Haruhi, You will act as the Ouran Host's Clubs dog until you graduate." He looked over at us but I saw his gaze on me more than Haruhi. He made a soft sound, as if chiding himself for what he said, turning his head completely and closing his eyes, smiling. "I'm sorry, I meant our errand boy. And upon your request, Kami, you'll be a host for the same amount of time."

As Haruhi stared at him he said, "You can try to run away if you want to, Haruhi, but just so you know my family employs a private police force of one hundred officers."

I could picture it in my head as he pushed his glasses up, "By the way, Do you have a passport?" He asked innocently.

Meaning we wouldn't be able to stay in japan. My blood boiled, he was doing it again, stupid rich show off.

As Tamaki came over to Haruhi and Kyoya walked away, I followed Kyoya, I wanted to talk to him.