Terror
"SAY THAT AGAIN!" The pink haired kunoichi roars as she pulls on her gloves. "GO ON! I. Dare. You."
"N-Naruto-Sensei said that you're the weakest member of the Konoha 11!" The genin squeaks out as he cowers against a fence. "Please dont kill me!"
Sakura sighs as she turns away from the kid. "Ninja shouldn't give up their secrets so easily."
"I think he's wrong."
"Huh?"
"Well you might not be the strongest, but you are definitely the scariest."
"He told you to say that." Sakura sighs. "Where can I find your sensei?"
"The Forest of Death, I think!"
"Good." Sakura smiles. "I think it's time for another Konoha 11 Battle Royale."
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"Oh come on is that all you've got?!" Sakura stares at the exhausted ninja.
"Behind you!" One of them wheezes out as a shadow snakes it's way across the ground.
"Damn it, Shikamaru, we almost had her!" Naruto calls from his vantage point in a tree.
"YOU!" Sakura jumps onto the branch beside Naruto. "WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN GOING AROUND TELLING GENIN THAT I'M WEAK!"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! OW, Sakura, I said I was sorry!" A devilish smirk replaces the terror on Naruto's face. "Is that what this is all about?"
Naruto had to spend a week in the hospital after that.
Inspired by the 'What is your unpopular opinion regarding Naruto' thread on Reddit today, to which I answered that Sakura was probably one of the strongest members of the Konoha 11. Other answers (not from me) included people revealing that they don't actually like Itachi, which was a surprise seeing as they all call him 'Lord Itachi-san-senpai-donno-chan-kun-sama' and almost revere him as a god.