Time frame: When Ellis has gonorrhea
POV: Ellis
Main event: Keith's love for hitting jerks
Did I ever tell you guys about the time Keith beat up a protester at the Planned Parenthood?
Well, remember back when I got the clap when my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with Paul?
This story is related to that one.
So there I was, itchy and hopin to hell that I just got a bad rash, but my man parts were on fire and I was lookin for somethin this could be without havin to admit to myself that she was cheatin. But one day, Paul noticed my constant squirmin around and came clean, told me he slept with my girlfriend, and he'd just finished treatment for havin gonorrhea recently, and noted that I was probably havin such a bad problem because I now had the clap too.
I was in a real bad place after that. I was so mad at Paul and I broke up with my ex even though she kept insistin that it "wouldn't happen again" like that was supposed to help. Keith found out, beat up Paul and then treated me to a night out drinkin.
The next day, I told him I wanted to go get checked out but I was way too embarrassed to go to my normal doc. So Keith drives me to the Planned Parenthood office and for a minute I think he's messin with me. I start to tell him that this aint the time to joke but he tells me to go in. I didn't know at the time, but that office actually does stuff for guys too, for example STD testin and treatment.
Suddenly I'm scared to go in by myself cause there's a bunch of protesters outside so Keith bein his always helpful self walks me into the building and on our way in some guy shouts out,
"Hey, goin in to get an abortion, bitch?" Even though I was very clearly a guy.
I'm not in the mood so I'm just like, "yeah, asshole, I'm goin in to get an abortion."
This guy was real pissed off for some reason and starts yellin at me for bein a 'queer' and tellin me that his tax money shouldn't be payin for my 'AIDS'. Man, guy was real rude for bein a complete stranger.
I'm now way more shook up and Keith tells the guy to shut up, but the guy says several more real rude statements which I am not gonna repeat. Keith is usually polite but his patience ran out and he loads the guy right in the chops with all his weight behind the punch. The guy shuts up and hobbles off into the background, and even the other protesters don't seem to care that he's gone.
Meanwhile I end up bein okay, the doc gives me a prescription for the gonorrhea, which I paid for with my own damn money, thank you very much, jerk-protester.