The penguins were so happy that they found a genie. Now they could wish for something that would likely have consequences that were not even as sexy as the time Sasuke wore a banana hammock to his graduation party because the cleaners ruined his bowtie.
"Alright, so what the fuck do you black and white fools want?" said the genie as she was getting really annoyed.
"I wish for a high-tech telescope!" shouted Kowalski, completely ignoring his the others who were thinking about what they wanted. Genie shook her titties and a telescope that easily cost over $20,000 appeared.