Drunk

"Are you absolutely, positively, one hundred percent sure this is a good idea?"

They're drunk. That much is obvious to the people watching the twelve teenagers as they begin their trek down Konoha's main street.

"I mean we're not even legal." Sakura continues. "Lets just go back to Naruto's where we can't be arrested for being underage."

"Relax! We are only underage in Konoha!" Lee yells. "Let us enjoy our YOUTH! Those Sunans Know what's up with their age limit being eighteen!"

"Lee, only I am eighteen!" Tenten reminds her friend.

The amount of alcohol they have collectively consumed is immense. It began hours ago when Sakura and Sasuke showed up on Naruto's doorstep with some of Tsunade's sake which Sakura had stolen, and what had begun as a quiet drink for team seven, had quickly spiralled out of control into a party for all their friends.

"Bugger off, Naruto!" Hinata pushes the blond away from her as he tries to put the moves on her. Ironically in her inebriated state she wants nothing to do with her long time crush.

"B-but Hinata! Look what I can do!" Naruto forms a shadow clone and attempts a Rasengan. "RASEN - Hey what happened?"

"It failed." Sai giggles. "Just like your -" Sai is abruptly cut off by Naruto's punch.

I have a small case of writers block. Luckily I wrote this a while ago, just in case.

Reviews and prompts are greatly appreciated.