Fight
"So who do you think would win in a fight?" Kiba plops down on the grass beside Shikamaru.
"I'm not a mind reader like Ino. Out of who, Kiba?"
"Out of Team 7?"
"No one." Shikamaru takes another drag of his cigarette. "Now go away."
Kiba thinks for a moment, nit moving from his spot. "Why no one?"
Shikamaru sighs. "Look it's a drag but I'll explain it to you. If they were to end up in a head to head battle - Which is unlikely - None of them could beat the other. Not with out teaming up, But in a fight against one another they wouldn't. They know each other attacks to well and could each avoid them all. It would end when they are depleted of Chakra." He turns to look at Kiba. "Go away."
"But what if they had an Orochimaru type situation?"
"No one would be killed. Rectified, yes. But not killed."
"What if two of them was going at it?"
"The other would stop them. Now piss off."
"Wouldn't that count as a win for the third?"
Shikamaru turns to Kiba again and glares. "No. Piss off."
"So who would . . ."
"If you really want to know who would loose its the poor shmucks who make the maps. Any fight involving one or more of those three will result in the creation and obliteration of mountains, redirection or rivers and sudden appearance of lakes. Now. Fuck. Off."
Kiba wisely chose to leave Shikamaru alone after that.
Hehe I like Kiba. Man this self imposed break from NaruHina is awesome. I miss it, but this promotes more creativity. In other news I wrote a six page essay on Hiroshima this morning. My hand hurts.
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