Figure It Out
"Why are you so troublesome, Woman." Shikamaru fell into step beside Temari. "You don't need a Guide around Konoha. Right pain in the ass you are."
"Asshole." Temari managed through gritted teeth. "You call me a pain in the ass. You complain the entire time when you show me round."
"Whatever." Shikamaru waved his hand dismissively. "There's a new soup place you might like. And if you don't like my complaining why don't you request someone else?"
"Where do you think you're going!" Temari yells as Shikamaru heads in the direction of the soup shop.
"The soup place, you-"
"If the words troublesome, woman or pain in the ass cross your lips I will show you what a real pain in the ass is!"
"And what would that be, Troublesome Woman?" Shikamaru smirked.
Temari narrowed her eyes as she lent over to whisper in Shikamaru's ear.
"And what the hell is that supposed to mean?" Shikamaru glared as Temari pushed past him.
"You're the genius, figure it out!" Temari called over her shoulder.
Shikamaru stood there for a minute before he figured out what Temari had meant. Chuckling and muttering about 'Damn perverted women' he strode off in the direction she had left.