33) Philosophical thoughts
"Do you think pigeons have feelings?" Roy asked during one of his stake outs with Jason. He was bored and annoying Jason seemed like the next best thing.
There was a growl over the coms, "If you don't shut up right now I will shoot you in the fucking head."
"What about silence don't you two imbeciles understand?" Damian hissed over the coms from the cave.
34) Question the cape
Steph and Dick were sitting in the Batcave, studying the sparing match between Bruce and Damian.
"How does Bruce's cape not get stuck on anything?" Steph asked, her feet resting on the back of the rolling chair as she watched upside down.
Dick shrugged, "I don't know... the whole thing just seems inconvenient. I mean, you can literally just reach out and grab it! How have criminals not realized that?"
Steph's brow furrowed slightly as she hummed in thought. "They're stupid, that's why... also how hasn't he tripped on it yet?"
Dick stayed silent.
Steph then swung her legs over so she lay across the chair, not looking away from the match. "Maybe we should just stop questioning it."
"Yeah..."
35) Break the computer
Tim stared at the large computer in the Batcave – which was currently short circuiting and producing smoke – with a blank expression. His eye twitched when he noticed a tipped over coffee mug on the desk, the dark brown liquid covering the equipment.
Tim was usually a very calm and collected person (despite harboring a unhealthy amount of road rage), but this drew the line.
No one messed with the computer. Ever.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU BROKE THE COMPUTER?!"
36) Call Damian a 'demon'
When Roy was visiting Jason in Gotham he (unfortunately) had the pleasure of meeting the latest Robin – or should he say Hawk? Hawk definitely suited the boy better since whenever Damian dawned the costume he managed to turn the infamous Robin into some sort of carnivorous bird.
Roy also made the mistake of calling him one of Jason's pet names he used for the kid.
"How's it hanging, lil' Demon?"
Damian's eyes narrowed as he spun around to face Roy. "How dare you insult me with that cursed name? I will kill you!" Damian then flung himself at him like a bat out of hell – a very accurate description on Roy's part.
The former sidekick was lucky enough to escape Damian's wrath with only a handful of cuts and bruises when Dick finally pried him off.