Gift
"I got you something." Shikamaru abruptly interrupts Temari as she drinks tea. "Here." he sticks out his hand.
"What is it?" Temari regarded the small box apprehensively.
"Look do you want it or not, troublesome Woman?"
"Fine give it here!" Temari grabbed the box. "What is this?" She picked up the piece of jewellery.
"An engagement ring." Shikamaru sighed. "Wadda ya think?"
"That this had better be some sort of joke," Temari glared at him. "Cos if this is your idea of a proposal, you are sadly mistaken."
"You're the one who's always going on about how we should get married and settled down!"
"Have you even asked my brothers?"
"Kankuro tried to poison me and Gaara said my life was in my own hands." Shikamaru folded his arms. "So what do you say?"
"I say that sounds a lot like Kankuro." Temari smirked. "And give me a decent proposal, Damnit!"
"Woman, neither of us has a romantic bone in our bodies."
She glared again. "So? Maybe I just want a little romance, a sweet story to tell our kids."
"Kids? You haven't even accepted my proposal!"
"Fine! I accept!" Temari grabbed his wrist and marched in the direction of his house.
"Oi, Woman! Where are we going?"
"To make a baby so you can't back out, idiot!"
Could. Not. Resist. Merry Christmas everybody!
OH FUCK I JUST READ THE NEW CHAPTER BEFORE POSTING (but after writing). FUCK EVERYTHING. THE ALLIANCE IS SCREWED.