53) Cause more than $50,000 in property damage
Bruce gathered everyone into the Batcave for an important meeting.
"Does anyone know what this number represents?" He asked, holding up a small whiteboard with the number 46,233 written on it.
The kids started guessing all at once with Bruce only managing to catch a few:
"The number of people you've punched."
"Alfred's pay check."
"The number of bats living in the cave."
"The number of small children you've most likely made cry."
"The number of times you've almost given Gordan a heart attack."
Bruce sighed, "No—and Damian, I'm not the one who makes them cry—" Damian rolled his eyes. "Anyway, this is the amount of property damage you've caused in the last two weeks alone. I hope you're all aware of what the limit is per month and the consequences, yes?"
Everyone then simultaneously glared at Jason. "I can't promise anything."
54) Play Assassins Creed
Damian was watching Wally play Assassins Creed with carefully concealed interest. He found the weapons in the game to be very efficient. He must discuss his findings with Cassandra.
"Cain, we need to convince father to allow us to use hidden blades. They seem perfect for interrogation."
Cass nodded, then added, "Escaping ropes too..."
"Exactly, let us go consult father."
55) Criticize pie
Damian grimaced as he observed Jason inhaled another slice of Alfred's apple pie. Damian found the scene to be rather disgusting and impolite.
"I find your eating habits to be revolting, Todd." Jason ignored him, shoveling another forkful into his mouth.
"Tt— I don't understand how you can't eat that filth," Damian huffed, crossing his arms over his chest.
Jason's eyes narrowed as he pointed his fork at Damian menacingly. "Now listen here, demon brat. Pie is the most delicious thing in the universe so if you say otherwise I swear to god, I will shoot you."
56) Pokémon Go
Batgirl and Nightwing were playing Pokémon Go while on patrol and happened upon a Pikachu. Except the problem was that it was located in the middle of a gang stronghold.
"Is it worth it?" Nightwing asked, peering at the building down the street.
Batgirl raised a brow as if to say 'are you stupid'. "Uh, yeah."
Let's just say Bruce was happy about the two taking down a stronghold, but he was more disappointed for the reason why they did it in the first place.
