War was raging at sea, the guild alliance's fleet tried and tried again but couldn't seem to penetrate the Strawhat Grand Fleet, Cavendish practically wiped out most of the frontal ships, most of Blue Pegasus have been wiped out, Lyon, Sting, Rocker, Baccus, even Minerva had their hands full against the captains, Sai was having no problem holding Lyon at bay, him shockwaves broke through almost anything Lyon threw at him.
''how's this guy so strong?!''Lyon thought,''I can't even land a blow on him''
''I could do this all day, so just give up!''suggested Sai
''Like hell I am!''
ICE MAKE APE!
DRILLING DRAGON AUGER SPIKE!
His kick penetrated the ape like a drill, the shockwave was strong enough to send most Lamia scale members that just boarded the ship flying back off. Sherry caught most of them using her Doll magic to make a hand appear on the side of a boat. Chelia was struggling, on the other hand, to take out Blue Gilly, one of the Fleet's strongest members, her small body gave her trouble to reach the guy, who could easily dodge her wind blasts with his long legs.
''Is this guy even a human?!''
''HIYAH!''
She got kicked off the ship, she couldn't dodge forever after all, and was sent flying into the air, Gilly then jumped right above her and kicked her into one Quatro Cerberus's battleships, nearly sinking the whole thing.
''What were these people thinking?''Gilly asked himself, ''this is no place for a little girl to be, even if she's a Devil Fruit user''
Meanwhile, Ganbia, Bartholomew's first mate tried to make a play, but was instantly taken out by Baccus, who hit him accidentally whie fighting Ideo, speaking of Ideo, he had just taken out Sting because Sting got motion sickness from realizing he was no longer under Libra's low gravity. On the smaller ship, We could hear screams of embarrassment, as Kagura is pinned down (yes, shes still naked and now they tied her up, let that picture sink in) by a buch of ropes and nails, Risley was in no better condition, she's hanging upside down form the edge of the ship (she's also naked).
''What mess have I gotten myself into?!''thought Kagura, too embarrassed to moved.
suddenly, a weird smell filled the air, then a bunch of small bodies fell out of the air.
''What now?!''
''Don't worry, it's me, men''said a familiar voice.
it was ichiya, who survived the crashing Christina.
''Just as I expected, I heard your screams of distress and rushed in to save you, well...''
he turns around with a nosebleed.
''...enjoyed myself then came to save you.''
''YOU SICK BASTARD!'' She cried embarrassed,''Untie me now!''
''alright''
''what are these little things anyway?!'' Kagura asked as she covered herself up.
''they appear to be dwarves''
''DWARVES?!''
''Indeed, but looking at those giant men, I just assume this crew has everything, BUT WORRY NOT, I HAVE CREATED A SUPER KNOCK OUT PERFUME TO TAKE THEM OUT!''
he leaped to Hajrudin, who was just finishing off a whole ship filled of people from Lamia Scale.
''HEY BIG GUY! EAT MY BRAND NEW PERFUME!''
the giant turns around.
SCENT OF SLUMBER, DROWSY FLOWER PERFUME MAX FORCE!
''It would be nice to take a nap right now, sadly, your perfume isn't reaching me from down there.'' said Hajrudin.
''NO... WAY!'' Ichiya screamed as he dramatically falls down. Hajrudin didn't get the fact that he was acting melodramatic and just thought it looked weird, so he kicked him, sending him flying.
''MMEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNnnnnnn...''
Hajrudin was gonna proceed to smash another ship, but Kagura charged towards him, attempting to slash him, just then, the Prince like Cavendish jumped off his white horse and stopped her blade midair.
''What a beautiful young lady you are''
''Get. Out. Of. My. Way.''
''I'm afraid that's impossible'' Cavendish said as they both leaped onto a nearby ship, swords out, ready to duel.
Minerva was exhausted, she hit him with everything she got, but it seemed like nothing could break his Barrier. It was obvious now that he brought down the Christina, the loyal fan of Luffy, Bartholomew.
BARRIER CRASH!
he crashed his barrier into her, sending her flying into another barrier behind her.
''I won't let you harm Luffy Senpai!'' He cried out.
''Damn, the rest of his crew were easily taken out so I just assumed he was a small fry, guess my overconfidence got the best of me!''
BARRIER SMASH!
the two barriers smashed together, crushing Minerva in between. The fight at the east of the Fleet was no less chaotic, a few members of the guild alliance, including Eve, Toby, Arania, Yaeger and Orga decided to flank the Fleet and attack by surprise, but the Christina crashed near them and gave away their position, causing a few battleships to circle around, cutting them off, aboard those ships include Bou, Suleiman, Jeet and Abdullah.
Meanwhile back in Fiore, Laxus got into a fighting stance, Evergreen decided she will take on Franky, Bickslow went for Sanji and Freed stayed behind.
''Make your move strawhat.'' said Laxus confidently.
Luffy moved in for a punch, but Laxus was faster than he thought and countered his blow, sending him flying into a nearby building.
''WAY TO GO LAXUS'' cheered Bixlow, only to get punished for his lack of attention with a boot to his face.
''Aren't you just an asshole!'' yelled Bickslow,''but rest assured, i'll make your death quick and painle...''
Sanji then kicked him in the stomach.
JOUE SHOT!
COLLIER! EPAULE! COTELETTE! POITRINE! GIGOT! SELLE!
Bickslow was hit in the neck, ribs, heel, chest, shoulder and leg.
''DAMN YOU! EAT THIS!'' he yelled as his totems fires beams at Sanji, who dodged them with ease.
LINE FORMATION!
His dolls formed into a pole a he swung it a sanji.
MUTTON SHOT!
He kicked the dolls apart with ease.
''Damn, what's with his legs?! are they indestructible?!'' he thought.
just then, Sanji jumped in front of him, swinging his leg.
CONCASSE!
He delivered a vicious blow to his ribs, breaking them, Bickslow retaliated
BAYON FORMATION!
He was certain that Sanji would dodge that, but to his surprise, he started to spin.
''WHAT ARE YA TRYING TO DO?!''He laughed, just then, the beam he fire was sent back at him, blowing him up.
''How did he...''he thought until he saw his leg.
''your leg is glowing?!''
DIABLE JAMBE...
If Sanji wasn't intimidating enough, now he could make the devil piss himself.
PREMIERE HACHIS!
His foot sunk into Bickslow's stomach, burning him.
''AHHH!'' Bickslow yelled in pain, he couldn't breathe, his lungs where scorched, he had no choice but to take off his helmet.
''I can't believe I had to use my trump card''
FIGURE EYE!
Suddenly, Sanji's Body froze, he couldn't move.
''Payback time.''
''SHIT!''
LINE FORMATION!
His dolls came down beating on Sanji, who couldn't move. now Bickslow had the advantage, he delivered a barrage of kicks into Sanji, a payback to what he did to him. But Sanji still had one more trick up his sleeve.
''ROBIN NOW!''
Robin then came in.
DOS MANOS.
two hands popped out of Bickslows body covering his eyes.
''WHAT IS THIS?!''he panicked ''I CAN'T SEE!''
Sanji regained control of his body.
''My turn.''
''no no no NO!''
HELL'S MEMOIRS!
And just like that, Bickslows out, Evergreen didn't do much better, she immediately tried to use her Stone eyes on Franky, who just knocked her out with one Strong Hammer, he who was unaffected being part machine (It failed on Bradman so it should fail on him). And Robin simply Clutched Freed by his ''grapes'', taking him out as well, pretty painfully at that.
Now Laxus was the only one left.
''Give up yet?'' asked Zoro.
''Barely.''asked Laxus,''I'm getting fired up.''
WOOO WHAT A LONG CHAPTER, ANYWAY, LEAVE A FOLLOW A FAVE AND A REVIEW, THANKS - THE MYSTERIOUS BANANA.