Madhouse
"Tsunade-Sama!" The ANBU operative yelled as she strode into the crowded foyer of the Hokage tower.
"What in the name of Sarutobi Hiruzen is going on here?" She yelled at the masked woman over the noise of the crowd.
"Ah, well you see . . ."
"Spit it out!"
"They're staging protests to get Naruto instated as Hokage!" The ANBU operative cringed as she prepared for Tsunade's legendary temper.
"You have got to be frickin kidding me." Tsunade muttered. "He's seventeen. They can't seriously be expecting a teenager, who yesterday led a drunken parade down main street, to just become Hokage? Are they insane?"
"Probably."
"Get their attention." Tsunade gritted her teeth as she climbed onto the receptionists desk.
"Oi listen up you lot!" The ANBU member screamed, the crowd ignored her. "Damnit." She muttered. "Orochimaru is about to attack the Hidden leaf with an army of Edo Tensei!" This time the crowd fell silent.
"Thankyou." Tsunade nodded to the ANBU. "Look, I love Naruto as much as the next person and I can't wait until he takes over as Hokage, but can I remind you that he is seventeen?! And that yesterday he lead a drunken rampage down Konoha's main street?! What were you doing when you were seventeen? I can guarantee that you sure as hell weren't running a village, and you want this kid, who never even got a chance at a normal childhood because of your actions, to step up and lead you? He isn't even legal to drink! And with running you lot, he'd sure as hell need it! Let the kid grow up a bit first would you?"
The citizens stared at her in silence for a full minute before one of them shouted back, "Orochimaru's about to attack the village, and you're standing there yelling about Naruto?" Before the foyer descended into chaos again.
See? I told you I would update twice. Go back and read 80, Silence if you missed it. Bye!