Author's note:
I'm getting unstable...
Finn awoke in the streets of Chicago.
"Wuh?" Finn mumbled.
The rough cement felt strange to Finn. He came from Ooo: a land that has not yet fully adapted to a modern city structure. The hero of Ooo looked around and noticed the cars and buildings creating the rhythms of an urban environment. He wondered if he fell unconscious in a far-off kingdom.
When he stood up, he finally realized something that was more shocking than anything else: there were humans around him. Hundreds, maybe thousands of them were merely walking by. For his entire life, he was the only human that existed and now there were thousands surrounding him nonchalantly meandering. He needed clarification for what Finn would consider "cray"; he decided to talk to someone on the street.
"Hey!" he called to a hooded bystander next to him.
"Uh, yeah?"
"Where am I?"
"6th street?"
"Which kingdom?"
"Kingdom?"
"Yeah, kingdom."
"Do you want change or somethin'?"
"No, just the name of the kingdom I'm in."
"You're in Chicago, are you good now?"
"Chicago Kingdom? That's a stupid name."
"Heh, are you joking or are you for real with all this kingdom stuff?"
Finn realized that he probably shouldn't say yes. Even though kingdoms were commonplace where he came from, they didn't seem to exist in this so-called "Chicago".
"Am I in an insane dimension? This is too nanners." Finn thought to himself.
"Ha, yeah, I'm joking..." Finn said before trailing off.
He then started to frantically think.
"Drat-crepes, Finn-we gotta say something! If we don't, this guy is gonna walk away and we won't know where we are..."
"Hol' up, are you Finn?"
"Yeah! What part of Ooo am I in? There's, like, humans n' stuff. I've never seen a human in my whole life, and now they're everywhere. It's cray."
"Let me explain somethin', Finn. You ain't in Ooo, anymore. You're in a different dimension. The potion you drank-somethin' called 'The Superior Purple Drank'-is a rare potion that switches the dranker with one of the Raymers."
"So, wait, like..."
"Just listen; the Raymers are rappers that decided to hold the balance of hip-hopdom. Without the Raymers, even without one, this multi-verse dies."
"What about the other multi-verses?"
"They're fine, but we live in this one, so those other ones don't matter."
"Okay, sorry for interrupting, I was just-"
"No, it's cool. But like I was saying: we need to get four Raymers: one of West Coast, one of East Coast, one of South Coast, and one of Mid-West Coast. With their powers combined, we can undo The Superior Purple Drank."
"Okay, but how do I-"
"You can help me find the Raymers. You also need to be there when they undo The Superior Purple Drank."
"But how-"
"I knew who you were because I'm a Raymer. Raymers know everything hip-hop and you just became hip-hop business. And my name is Eminem. Call me 'Em'."
"You-"
"Yeah, I have to do this explanation more than I should have to. People just drank potions randomly. Do you know how many hip-hop destroyin' potions there are? Have some gatdam common sense for once. Damn..."
"..."