Iron man - man_in_flying_suit
Cap - star_spangled_Captain
Hulk - banner_and_the_beast
Thor - god_of_thunder
Black widow - the_russian_assassin
Hawkeye - the_master_archer
Nick Fury - director_of_shield
Maria hill - commander_hill
Phil Coulson - son_of_Coul
Jarvis - Jarvis_aI_system.
And guest starring: Pepper Potts: CEO_Of_Stark
Jarvis_AI_System: Hello Avengers.
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Hello :(
The_Master_Archer: Why the sad face?
The_Russian_Assassin: What's wrong, Tony?
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Pepper's in a mood with me.
The_Master_Archer: What's new there?
The_Russian_Assassin: Shut up Clint, What have you done to upset her now, Tony?
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Well...I kind of unintentionally insulted her, by accident.
The_Russian_Assassin: What did she say? And what was your reply?
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Well she got this new business suit... and she asked me if she looked big in it. Well I put my glass down and looked at her and...
The_Russian_Assassin: Wait, you looked at her!?
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Well yeah...
The_Russian_Assassin: Oh Tony, Tony, Tony! Do you not know anything about women!?
Man_In_Flying_Suit: I know the important bits ;)
The_Master_Archer: hehe ;)
The_Russian_Assassin: -_-
The_Russian_Assassin: You don't look when we ask you if we look fat. If you have no intentions on insulting us then your automatic response should be 'no' without looking at all.
Man_In_Flying_Suit: But isn't that lying?
The_Russian_Assassin: I don't see what your point is. It doesn't matter if you're not a good liar. You just say no. I, on the other hand, am a good liar. I am very skilled in it.
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Oh.
The_Russian_Assassin: Nice haircut, Tony :)
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Thank you, Natasha, nice off you to say!
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Oh...
The_Russian_Assassin: It is so easy, watch this!
The_Russian_Assassin: Hey Clint, I love your new bow, where did you get it!?
The_Master_Archer: Fury found it in the 80's. It's specialised to do all sorts of target hook-ons.
The_Russian_Assassin: Vintage, Amazing!
The_Master_Archer: Thanks! bye.
Clint Barton logged off.
The_Russian_Assassin: That is literally the most effing ugliest bow I've ever seen.
Man_In_Flying_Suit: XD You're right, that was easy, thanks Natasha!
Tony Stark has logged off.
It is later that afternoon, Pepper decided to try out this chatroom thing. She went on and saw Natasha was online.
CEO_Of_Stark: Hey Natasha, thank you for teaching Tony how to treat us women.
The_Russian_Assassin: No worries, he needed teaching.
CEO_Of_Stark: He really did, it's nice he's learnt.
The_Russian_Assassin: Yeah, maybe he won't be as offensive.
Tony Stark has logged on.
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Hey Pepper, wanna go to dinner?
CEO_Of_Stark: Sure!
Pepper Potts has logged off.
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Thanks Nat!
Tony Stark has logged off.
The_Russian_Assassin: My work here is done XD
Natasha Romanoff has logged off.
Mysterious_shadow_man: Oh such young love... ha ha ha.
So I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Mysterious_shadow_man identity, I will not be revealing for a while.
