Iron man - man_in_flying_suit
Cap - star_spangled_Captain
Hulk - banner_and_the_beast
Thor - god_of_thunder
Black widow - the_russian_assassin
Hawkeye - the_master_archer
Nick Fury - director_of_shield/Man_with_eyepatch
Maria hill - commander_hill
Phil Coulson - son_of_Coul/ Coulson_of_Shield
Jarvis - Jarvis_aI_system.
Starring:
Mockingbird - Mockingbird_Bobbi_Morse
Jarvis_aI_system: Good Morning!
Son_of_Coul: Morning!
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Aren't you dead!?
Son_of_Coul: It's a long story...
Star_Spangled_Captain: Share. We have the time.
Son_of_Coul: Well it was supposed to motivate you, my death, and then Fury bought me back to life with this alien drug and operated on my brain. Then I had to hide my death from you.
God_Of_Thunder: May I ask why?
Son_of_Coul: Fury's orders.
Banner_and_the_beast: Yet Black Widow and Hawkeye know.
Son_of_Coul: They're high class agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, Agents who work closely to me, of course they'd find out.
Star_Spangled_Captain: I was a higher class field agent before S.H.I.E.L.D closed down by Hydra, how did I not find out.
Son_of_Coul: Only certain people could know.
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Yeah that's fair.
Banner_and_the_beast: Fair that we grieved for you.
God_Of_Thunder: Sif met up with S.H.I.E.L.D at one point to bring back Lorlei. How did she not speak of this?
Son_of_Coul: I asked her not to. It's not that bad, Fury did the same thing, he faked his death!
Star_Spangled_Captain: But didn't leave it years to tell us.
The_Russian_Assassin: To be fair, Coulson, that is different.
The_Master_Archer: You're no better
The_Russian_Assassin: Clint...you knew too.
God_Of_Thunder: Come on mortals, at least he's alive!
Banner_and_the_beast: This is bad for my stress.
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Keep clam Bruce, we should of been told ages ago
All the avengers log off in annoyance at the fact Coulson is still alive.
At a hideout Maria Hill and Fury log on and see the conversation.
Director_of_shield: I did what I needed to do to motivate you to save the world
Commander_Hill: And it worked out fine
Director_of_shield: Just let it go.
The_Master_Archer: The past is in the past!
The_Russian_Assassin: Just no, Clint.
Banner_and_the_beast: On behalf of the group I say we can let it slide.
God_Of_Thunder: Agreed.
Son_of_Coul: Yay!
Star_Spangled_Captain: Fury, if you're not director anymore then why is that your username.
Son_of_Coul: It should be mine
Man_In_Flying_Suit: What!?
Son_of_Coul: Fury appointed me to secretly rebuild S.H.I.E.L.D slowly.
Nicholas J Fury has changed his username to Man_with_eyepatch
Man_With_Eyepatch: Damn you people.
Commander_Hill: It was your choice.
Man_With_Eyepatch: -_-
Philip Coulson has changed his username to Coulson_Of_Shield
Coulson_Of_Shield: Better.
Mockingbird_Bobbi_Morse: Cool Couslon.
The_Master_Archer: Hey.
Mockingbird_Bobbi_Morse: Hey.
The_Russian_Assassin: Clint!
Coulson_Of_Shield: Bobbi!
Mockingbird_Bobbi_Morse: What!?
Coulson_Of_Shield: Go and wait for me at the bus.
Bobbi Morse has logged off.
Coulson_Of_Shield: Jarvis can you make me and my team a chatroom?
Jarvis_AI_System: Yes Coulson.
Coulson_Of_Shield: Thank you!
Phillip Coulson has logged off
The_Russian_Assassin: You're all so boring...
Commander_Hill: You're so mean!
The_Russian_Assassin: Excuse me!?
Commander_Hill: You're mean to us.
The_Russian_Assassin: I am not!
Man_With_Eyepatch: Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Natasha Romanoff?
Commander_Hill: I raise my hand.
Star_Spangled_Captain: I raise my hand
Banner_and_the_beast: Me too!
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Me Three!
God_Of_Thunder: I am raising my hand.
Man_with_eyepatch: Even me.
Jarvis_AI_system: I have been victimised by Miss Romanoff.
The_Russian_Assassin: :0
The_Master_Archer: Not me!
The_Russian_Assassin: :D
The_Master_Archer: (I raise my hand)
The_Russian_Assassin: -_- Well by saying this, you're 'victimising' me. So... Hill: You're Fury's bitch! Cap: That suit is ridiculous, really. Banner: stop having temper tantrums! Tony: grow up. Thor: I couldn't care less where you are from, speak English! Fury: You look like a tramp at the moment. Jarvis:... shut up, you're a computer! Clint: You got beaten by a girl! NOW GOODBYE YOU пизда
Natasha Romanoff has logged off.
The_Master_Archer: Oh.
The avengers log off to make amends with Natasha. Just in case, they all bought shields and protection. This might get nasty...
Cue: Marvel Media: Agents Of S.H.I.
As well as writing this fanfiction, Chapter 4 has now made it so I can start the Agents of Shield spin off for it.