Iron man - man_in_flying_suit
Cap - star_spangled_Captain
Hulk - banner_and_the_beast
Thor - god_of_thunder
Black widow - the_russian_assassin
Hawkeye - the_master_archer
Nick Fury - Man_with_eyepatch
Maria hill - commander_hill
Phil Coulson - Coulson_of_Shield
Jarvis - Jarvis_aI_system.
Starring:
Pepper Potts - CEO_Of_Stark
Scarlet Witch - The_Magical_Twin
Quicksilver - The_Fast_Twin
Falcon/Sam Wilson - The_Slow_Soldier
Natasha and Maria was at the Avengers tower. They had some people to introduce to the team.
Commander_Hill: Hi guys!
Banner_and_the_beast: Hi!
The_Russian_Assassin: Me and Hill would like to introduce you to Wanda and Pietro Maximofff, the 'miracle twins'
The_Fast_Twin: Hi.
The_Magical_Twin: Hi
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Hey, Wanda? I've just got some important survey questions to ask you. Is your muffin buttered?
The_Magical_Twin: Excuse me?
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
The_Magical_Twin: My what?
CEO_Of_Stark: Is he bothering you? Tony why are you such a skeeze.
Man_In_Flying_Suit: I'm just being friendly.
CEO_Of_Stark: Tony, you do not take me to a party and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to do it with him?
The_Magical_Twin: No, thank you.
CEO_Of_Stark: Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Tony.
Tony Stark has logged off.
Commander_Hill: WOO!
The_Russian_Assassin: Go Pepper!
The_Master_Archer: God, don't get on the wrong side of Pepper.
God_Of_Thunder: I believe Tony has just got what you Misgardians would call 'owned'
The_Fast_Twin: Yes, thank you Pepper.
The_Magical_Twin: Are all the men here like that?
The_Master_Archer: Pretty much.
Banner_and_the_beast: Hey!
Star_Spangled_Captain: No we're not!
God_Of_Thunder: You lie, Rogers!
The_Master_Archer: Please ,when you were crushing on Romanoff you literally dribbled milk when she walked in at breakfast.
The_Russian_Assassin: let's not remind ourselves about that.
Banner_and_the_beast: Or when you fancied Hill.
Commander_Hill: Or that.
Sam Wilson was on his morning run. He came home and hydrated himself. He looked at his phone to find an invitation inviting him to a chatroom. Sam accepted.
The_Slow_Soldier: Hello?
Star_Spangled_Captain: Hi Sam. How was the run? Still slow?
The_Slow_Soldier: Rude. Just because you're the fastest man alive.
The_Fast_Twin: Well that's not true. I am the fastest man alive due to my 'miracle.' I am so fast you don't even see me when I'm running.
The_Slow_Soldier: Who's the new kid, I like him.
Star_Spangled_Captain: Hm.
The_Fast_Twin: Flattery won't get you anywhere.
The_Slow_Soldier: Seriously, who is he...
The_Magical_Twin: You wouldn't want to know, believe us.
The_Slow_Soldier: Anyway... Cap that's just karma for showing off.
Man_With_Eyepatch: Well Wilson, he has a tendency to do that.
Star_Spangled_Captain: Look who's talking, it's not me showing off loads off helicarriers and guns.
Coulson_Of_Shield: Now, don't get jealous Captain.
Star_Spangled_Captain: Don't you start...
After what seemed hours of witty banter. Most of the Avengers called it a night and logged off.
Man_In_Shadows: You're all show offs, acting like you're in the right eliminating threats before they happen yet the biggest threat is staring you right in the face while you are masked by your own stupidity.
The_Russian_Assassin: Excuse me!? Who the Hell are you!?
Man_In_Shadows: See you're own arrogance blinds you from the obvious truth.
The_Russian_Assassin: I demand to know who you are.
Man_In_Shadows: You will find out soon, so soon. And the truth will hit you. Hard.
unknown has logged off.
The_Russian_Assassin: Damn.
I have had some people telling me I have been stealing quotes from the movie: 'mean girls'
I have because it is something supposedly comedic in every chapter.
Also I am working on the spin-off Marvel Media: Agents of Shield.
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