Iron man - man_in_flying_suit
Cap - star_spangled_Captain
Hulk - banner_and_the_beast
Thor - god_of_thunder
Black widow - the_russian_assassin
Hawkeye - the_master_archer
Nick Fury - Man_with_eyepatch
Maria hill - commander_hill
Phil Coulson - Coulson_of_Shield
Jarvis - Jarvis_aI_system.
Starring:
Scarlet Witch - The_Magical_Twin
The_Russian_Assassin: Hello, anybody awake?
The_Magical_Twin: I am.
The_Russian_Assassin: Oh thank God! I needed to tell somebody. There was this guy, he called himself Man_In_Shadows. He was really creepy, calling us pathetic mortals and humans and speaking in a weird way.
The_Magical_Twin: Is he maybe related to Thor?
The_Russian_Assassin: Maybe, I don't know but he sounded like he wasn't of this planet and like he was really powerful.
The_Magical_Twin: Maybe it was a freaky hacker trying to creep us out.
The_Russian_Assassin: Wanda... This is Tony. Not even I could get past his systems with my amazing hacking skills.
The_Magical_Twin: True... So he wouldn't say who he was?
The_Russian_Assassin: No but he was freaky and he said that we would find out soon enough but at the moment we're blinded by our own stupidity and arrogance... You think I should tell the others?
The_Magical_Twin: Probably best, we can get Tony too check through see if he can find out who it is. We can also talk to Thor and ask him if he knows anything like them.
The_Russian_Assassin: Yeah, okay.
It was early morning. All the avengers had woken up and logged into the chatroom. Apart from Thor, Thor had gone to Asgard to sort out some stuff involving Loki escaping and hiding in sealed houses and Sif getting involved resulting in fire... everywhere.
Banner_and_the_beast: Good morning.
Star_Spangled_Captain: Good morning.
The_Master_Archer: Sun beams will soon smile through.
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Clint, do you have to do that every time?
The_Master_Archer: Tony, you're only jealous that I beat you to it every morning.
The_Magical_Twin: Hey guys.
The_Russian_Assassin: Where's Thor?
Banner_and_the_beast: Good morning to you to Natasha, Thor has gone to Asgard. To sort some stuff out. Where's Pietro?
The_Magical_Twin: Oh Pietro has gone to do something somewhere, I don't know he doesn't tell me anything.
The_Russian_Assassin: Wait, so Thor isn't here!?
Star_Spangled_Captain: No.
The_Russian_Assassin: дерьмо
The_Master_Archer: Oh my God, Natasha!? Do you really mean that!?...aww that's so sweet.
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Clint, I don't know what you just thought Nat said but it wasn't anything nice. She only speaks Russian to us when she's either cursing or insulting us.
The_Master_Archer: Oh.
The_Magical_Twin: Natasha needed Thor here because...well because Natasha has something to tell you.
Banner_and_the_beast: You're Pregnant!?
Star_Spangled_Captain: Oh damn! It's not mine is it?
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Steve, why would it be yours...
Star_Spangled_Captain: Oh damn...err...doesn't matter?
Man_In_Flying_Suit: You disgust me.
The_Master_Archer: Natasha!? You've been sleeping with Steve!?
The_Russian_Assassin: No I'm not pregnant. Bruce. Shut up. Steve. Shut the hell up! Tony. Yes I have so shut up and put up with it. And Clint. JUST SHUT UP! now, yes I have got soemthing to tell you.
The_Magical_Twin: Something really important.
The_Russian_Assassin: There was this person, he called himself Man_In_Shadows. He was really creepy, calling us pathetic mortals and humans and speaking in a weird way. I told Wanda. We figured he wouldn't be a hacker, And we don't think he is of this Earth. We decided he wasn't Asgardian but We're not sure. That's why we need Thor so we can see if he knows who it could be.
Banner_and_the_beast: Oh...
Star_Spangled_Captain: And this guy just started on you?
The_Russian_Assassin: Yes well I was wandering if Tony could get Jarvis too look through the software and see if he could find out who he is.
Man_In_Flying_Suit: I already have, he's analysing now.
The_Master_Archer: So you think this guy's a new threat to us?
The_Magical_Twin: We do yes.
Commander_Hill: I'm not buying it.
The_Magical_Twin: Excuse me?
Commander_Hill: I'm just saying Natasha might be making this up to get us all wiled up so she gets attention.
The_Russian_Assassin: You're just saying, are you!? Well I'm just saying you really can't help yourself but to stick your nose in places where it doesn't concern you!
Man_In_Flying_Suit: Well, Nat she does have a point.
Star_Spangled_Captain: Yeah you do tend to lie...
Banner_and_the_beast: A lot.
The_Russian_Assassin: Yeah but you know I'm trying to put that all behind me and start afresh. Also why would I lie about this!? It really happened I saw his message and spoke to him!
The_Master_Archer: That is also a good point.
The_Magical_Twin: Yeah she came straight to me moments after, she was really shaken up.
Commander_Hill: Well she was trained to be so skilled...
The_Russian_Assassin: Right, what is your problem!?
The_Master_Archer: There's business around, of course she's involved!
Banner_and_the_beast: like you're one to talk.
The_Russian_Assassin: Don't you dare even start!
Man_In_Flying_Suit: What are you going to do, lie at him!?
The_Magical_Twin: Maybe, but you have no idea of what I'm capable of.
Star_Spangled_Captain: Now shall we find out, thank you!
Man_With_Eyepatch: Enough! Just enough, you're bickering like a bunch of school girls. Now, personally, I think we should trust our ally with the information because it sounds seriously important. Can't you just get along!?
Batman_Loves_Robin: I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...
Man_With_Eyepatch: Aww.
The_Russian_Assassin: They don't even go here!
Man_With_Eyepatch: Do you even go to this place!?
Batman_Loves_Robin: No...I just have a lot of feelings.
Man_With_Eyepatch: Okay, go home.
Jarvis_aI_system: I've checked everything on the software. It would appear that there was someone on her yet they've managed to delete themselves entirely of the software.
Man_In_Flying_Suit: So Nat wasn't lying. Oh.
The_Russian_Assassin: No... I wasn't.
Banner_and_the_beast: Sorry Nat.
Star_Spangled_Captain: yeah sorry.
Man_In_Flying_Suit: sorry.
The_Russian_Assassin: Hill?
Commander_Hill: What?
The_Magical_Twin: Are you not going to apologise.
Commander_Hill: Yeah...err...I'm Sorry...Nat.
The_Russian_Assassin: Thank you! Now I'm sure Coulson has some business going on in his new chatroom.
Maria Hill has logged off.
The_Russian_Assassin: I rest my case.
Nicholas J Fury has logged off.
The Avengers log off trying to figure out who their new opponent is. They'll need Thor before they decide anything.
Marvel Media: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D has now been posted.
Next Chapter stars Bucky!
2 chapters until it is revealed who Man_In_Shadows is.
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