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I feel like all the stuff in this chapter could be added in the first chapter except the story we finished narwhalpuppy and I turned out to not be long, plus at home someone I live with is yelling the F word about who do they think they are and I thought it was me at the moment.

Trenna had to think now what should happen after dealing with Bender. Her instincts told her keep out of Benders sight. Her plan to stay out of Bender's sight was finding the right people. There were still more people who could be like him or entirely different from him.

She needed no tricks to get everyone on their to let her onboard. It seemed like they knew nothing about what she was doing.

She talked to the Asian woman first. " This is my mission too so you better invite me onboard."

While Trenna worked whatever her conversations with strangers were like there was a planet she was born in trying to understand the man who claimed he came from a thousand and two hundred years in the past. The beings in this planet still had cryogenic freezers in the town but since he was human who claims to know nothing about where he is or how he got here he raised a lot of questions.

" No, I swear it wasn't a magical instrument that brought me here or a dimension portal," the man said.

Every time this man spoke the citizens either gave him ten seconds before he started speaking again or rubbed that mustache on his face. They only had two or three things they can do to bring this man to Earth where he could be with his own kind.

" Can you read my handwriting?" The man asked the alien in front of him.

The aliens didn't know what handwriting had to do with taking him home but they started reading it.

" Y...E...When you read this I will hand it to you myself future citizen of Kansas. Your probably thinking this is a request to apply to future citizenship in Kansas. If you send me there you might as well claw out my breathing apparatus with any mechanical claw you hold. What I want is to know species have gotten more intelligent and Kansas isn't a place where I care how smart they've grown. So I take a step and manage to see the future as the road to being dead on the day I should have perished long ago. My name is Darren."

" Darren. I heard some weird names but yours really takes the cake."

Darren of course had to ask the strange question what kind of cake. After that the aliens had nothing better to do for a man who clearly woke up on the wrong planet but put him on a ship.

" I may not know how the future but science fiction does some explaining for you see I can tell I'm too far from my planet and I don't even know if it's round or square. No man has made a machine to fly in space." Darren was stating what he knew.

" We would love to continue understanding your old primitive world but Planet Express crew is here."

Darren didn't know what that was but seeing their spaceship reminded him of a ridiculous Sherlock Holmes novel. Back in his time Sherlock Holmes was the only fiction people could compare things to. The first to leave looked like one who could never get a job in any street. His hair was too colourful and no one trusts a man who looks like he's been eating. Next to get off the ship was a thing believed to be science fiction and unreal, a robot. He could bend his weird legs like they were rope.

If only things like him worked with people back when Darren was a student. After that thing there was just people are people who Darren felt he could never get along with. Crazy fast walked a woman with only one eye and man more lobster looking than a person. That was all of them. Except out came another alien with looks that almost made Darren's heart stop.

" It's her." That wasn't Darren but one of the aliens.

As Darren tried to pay attention to it he noticed an alien with a long nose, three eyes, and spring sprong ears. This alien's attention was on the pink beauty that stepped out of the spaceship.

" If it pleases you lady I have something to say." Said Darren.

Trenna and Darren would have a discussion together no doubt about it.

" Your a stranger. What words can you possibly give me?"

" I see you as a virtuous being."

" My mother always said keep your eyes wide open to be prepared."

A good moment for Darren to continue speaking and accept she was a good alien. A good for nothing future gave him the talent to speak to new beings.

" The best thing to eat is things that grow out of your garden. Believe it or not we scientists pray for rain because vegetables are the tastiest things we can eat." Farnsworth said.

" You humans and your rambling on about food, air, and technology. I believe Farnsworth and you can be brothers from how identical you both talk."

Darren was a little upset to hear her talking about scientists and the way they talk. He didn't know scientist's lingo. What he did understand was when a woman spoke in an upset way there was nothing better than a picture of his heart.

Suddenly Darren was greeted by the one eyed female as she grasped the alien's hand. Darren could see the alien grew with someone who almost looked like an alien. Maybe he could try to understand everyone of those crews lingo with her help.

Out of all the people he could pick to teach him why did he pick the boring fat one to go first. It wasn't the alien lobster he was talking about. Darren of course tried asking another alien first for advice but listening to his stupidity made his brain almost explode.

Then there was his butting in when everyone else tried to teach him.

" Do you know what nail polish is?" Amy asked.

" Nope. What is nail-"

" Zoidberg is here to help!"

The sound of this alien was enough to make any man scream. Zoidberg this and Zoidberg that. It was too bad Darren never resorted to violence except being too passionate with his lips. Darren remembered that cane he carries around but puts down sometimes. He could threaten Zoidberg with it.

" Hello strange man who carries a cane he doesn't need." Zoidberg leaned a little to close to Darren. " Zoidberg can help get rid of that chain."

" You gluttonous tub of sea food I will never eat." Darren pinched Zoidberg.

" I have to say Right-O, I will beat you with that cane if you try to eat it. And get over yourself, you may be different but you should act like Victorian era."