Not Happening

"I can't believe you said no to that."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow as he looked at Naruto. "How long have you known me?"

"Too long. But even you can't be so crazy as to turn down the opportunity to create an army of Uchiha's."

"Too much work." Sasuke waved his hand dismissively.

"Did you and Shikamaru swap brains or something?" Naruto grinned.

"This isn't a joke." Sasuke slammed the palm of his hand on the table. "I have a few reasons for not wanting to do that. Do you know what happened the last time there was a large number of Uchiha? The fucking mess which created Itachi and I! Every single Uchiha strives for power at the cost of everything precious to them, myself included. Now take what I was like and multiply it by ten or fifteen. That's fifteen kids each striving to be the apple of daddy's eye. And then they discover the Mangekyo or worse the Eternal Mangekyo. And I don't want to have kid's with a bunch of random women who want nothing more than to be able to say that they bore the children of Uchiha Sasuke