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Third chapter and it's the one I'm happiest to post because I got to read a nice review and gmail messages of people favoriting this story. Thank you narwhalpuppy for the collaboration we have and hope you enjoy the rest of the story.
Zoidberg never lived in the Victorian era so all he could do was act like he was in control of good behavior. He never has much choice when he is being repressed. But now Darren went back to Hermies.
" The last thing you do is call him a dumb crab. He's a glutton for bad insults, just be sure to get him interested in something and then stomp on his face that he's interested in trash."
" That doesn't sound like it is berating him enough, sir."
" How about instead of crab you use words like barnacle or crustacean. There are lots of words to say lobster and every other word is an insult."
Darren listened to these words and after much consideration he realized the only word he could remember was lobster.
" My name is Zoidberg and it is nice to meet you." This talking crab was trying to talk to Darren.
Darren couldn't think of a way to talk to Zoidberg so he slapped him.
" My name is Darren. It would be a pleasure to learn what your species are, just not who you are."
Darren made Zoidberg so sad he poked his lab coat while weeping over how no one likes him.
Meanwhile, Trenna was having a conversation with a normal looking household pet who was really an alien. And while the conversation was going on a little alien with three eyes was bonding with Trenna. It was Nibbler standing near Trenna's legs instead of Leela's.
" This thing is so cute. Do you think I can get a pet like Nibbler?"
" Not really? Professor Farnsworth gave us a mission to rescue rare animals and this was one of the few and possibly only since the rest were stranded on floating chunks of blown up planet. It's poo's are heavy, it eats like an elephant, and it needs a lot of attention."
" Can I just, you know, keep Nibbler around me for just a little while longer?"
" Okay. After your done playing we can go to a planet."
Leela didn't tell her the planet had mostly hybrid animals.
" Trenna, can you come out and help us with this Darren man?"
" Darren? That's the name of the man you have been keeping, Darren?"
" I'm glad to hear you need my help because I don't know a lot of Darren's."
Meanwhile Fry and Bender touched something that ended up hurting them. It was a cross breed animal from a planet Trianna would soon visit, an alien hybrid animal of a porcupine and a badger. This little thing seemed to think humans were its enemy.
" Fry, get your ass over here so we can fly away and deliver somewhere else."
The animal was interested in a human who hated this human. The only way to be a part of this was know the good side of every human crew member except the orange haired one. Before the crew knew it the animal approached them showing it was the animal they should play with.
" Aww. Look at you," said Leela.
Leela was smart enough on how to handle a new alien trying to be nice. Trenna and Darren were behind Leela. The animal caught their attention and wanted to show them how cute it could be.
" Hey, animals, bite my shiny metal ass...I'm sending you on the next pimpmobile outta here, bay-beh!"
But Bender was met with a kind reaction to him even though he was a mean spirited robot. Although he had the strange idea to be nice to the animal and then be mean.
" I'm big and your small. I can fly through space and you can't."
Bender did a little boogie when he hopped to the Express ship. He did back handsprings to get into the ship. The animal started making noises that brought animals to the ship. All the animals boarded and were on their way to loving homes. Professor Farnsworth came up with the idea to send the animals through transporter tubes. Maybe later his genius would allow him to invent a teleportation tube.
Right now though it was time for their two new friends to leave. They weren't going to New New York but wanted to go into a different part of America.
" If it's alright with you...Trenna right? Anyways, I think we should go work at a intergalactic delivery service in a town I believe is named Colorado."
They go to one in Denver. The crew wishes them the best of luck. Trenna and Darren agree to visit them again during the Holidays. Trenna wasn't sure but she at least wanted to be like the Planet Express crew. They kept talking more showing that Darren wants to be the delivery boy while Trenna is going to be the spaceship captain at the place they're going to work. It was a place in Denver called Moving Mountains.
But skip ahead of the space travel and the atmosphere of animals not liking Fry and they arrived.
The Planet Express Crew drop off Darren and Trenna at the Moving Mountains delivery service. Zoidberg cries at them about how much he will miss them and not forget the good time they had.
" I will miss you two so terribly much," Zoidberg cried. " Don't forget the good times we've had together."
They assure Zoidberg that they will meet again someday. " We hated some of the things about you but you show us you can be a good alien Doctor. We will meet you again."
They all say their final goodbyes to Trenna and Darren. Everyone on the Planet Express crew said their goodbyes. As they watched Trenna and Darren depart, Fry said, " Have a feeling we'll be seeing them again."