Shopping
"Oi!" Karui snapped her fingers in front of Samui's face. "You listening to me?"
"Something about shopping right?"
"Bra shopping." Karui clarified. "Have you seen the breasts on some of these Konoha kunoichi? They must have amazing bras if they aren't all complaining of back pain like you."
"Uh-huh."
"Come on, we're going to go find where they get their bras."
"Maybe you will find something that doesn't make you look flat as a board." Omoi ducked as Karui's left shoe flew towards his head.
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"So this is the place, huh?" Samui peered at the sign. "'Kunoichi: Number One stocker of Everything a Busy Kunoichi Needs.'"
"Yup." Karui pushed open the door and made a beeline for the bra section. "Here's the one you need!" She held up a bra which was aptly labelled 'Tsunade'.
"Isn't Tsunade the Hokage?"
"Yup - Holy shit. Check this out."
"What?"
"Look at how the bras are labelled." Karui pointed at the stand. On it were bras with names such as 'Sakura' ("For those on the smaller side!") and 'Tenten' ("Hide your weapon's like the pro!"). They had just reached 'Ino' ("For looking your best!"), when there was a blur of pink and red followed by a crash and the words;
"Who the fuck do you think you are using our names to advertise your bras?!"
I think I just broke canon. No, I did just break canon. (I hate you guys, no I don't I love ya's, But please, if you are going to give me requests rather than prompts, at least stick to canon. I mean request's are great, but I prefer prompts.) Sorry, I'm being a pedantic whiney bitch.