Guide
"Just be careful what you say around the Mizukage. She's kind of . . . Sensitive."
"I will go my best to guide the most youthful Mizukage around the village, with out offending her!" Lee scratched the back of his head. "Exactly what do you mean by sensitive?"
"If you mention her age or unmarried status she is likely to spew lava on you." Tsunade explained.
"Right, I shall ensure that Mizukage-sama enjoys her visit to this youthful village!"
"What did I say about age?!"
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"So did you enjoy your tour of this most y- I mean most excellent village, Mizukage-sama?"
There it was again, Mei Terumi narrowed her eyes as she watched her guide in Konoha. Always cutting himself off before changing his words. It was really quite irritating.
"You're Might Guy's pupil, aren't you?"
Lee froze. Answering that question could very well lead to him using the word 'youth', and well, the Mizukage could spew lava. Better just to keep his mouth shut.
I tried, I really did. I even listened to 'I ship it' by Not Literally.