Under The Table
"Hey Sasuke, hows the sake?" Naruto giggled as he slung his arm around his friend's shoulder. "Hey, that rhymes!"
"You're drunk."
"Tipsy." Naruto corrected him. "And I've had like, five. Where as you my friend have been nursing the same drink for the past 2 hours."
"It's called moderation. You should try it."
"I know my limits, I can keep up my current pace for a few more hours." Naruto shrugged. "And anyway, I learned from the best."
"What? Jiraiya was not the best drinker! Tsunade was!" Sakura slammed her drink down on the bar. "I learned from the best!"
"Tsunade only drank the most, she couldn't handle her booze." Sasuke smirked. "Orochimaru told me that much at least. And I could drink you both under the table."
"Is that a challenge?" Sakura glared.
"Oh it's a challenge!"
"Alright, I'm in! Hinata you're judging!" Naruto slammed his glass onto the bar before ordering another round.
As it turned out, Sasuke could only drink Sakura under the table. And Hinata (with the fortunate help of Kiba, Suigetsu and Karin, each in various stages of inebriation) was left to cart the three home.
There seems to be a lot of drunk fics in here. Though not all of them were requested (No, I'm not an alcoholic, I barely drink).