/Somewhere, somehow somebody must've kicked you around some/
/Tell me why you wanna lay there, revel, in your abandon/
/Honey, it don't make no difference to me, baby/
/Everybody has to fight to be free, you see/
/You don't/
/Have to/
/Live like a refugee (don't gotta live like a refugee...)/
"Here's the sequence of events that will shortly take place," the Lord Koopa explained, "an old acquaintance protected this room with a spell that lowers your gravity and strength to what passes for normal on your realm, making it absolutely impossible for you to, in any way, defeat me. I, however, do not care for the powers of the universe, so they do not affect me. I deny the powers of the universe. When you start running over here across the bridge, the only way to me, I will press this red button behind me, and the bridge will quickly slide into the floor, leaving you to die in the burning of lava. The only way to prevent this is to leave, and send me a deed rather than 'heroes'. So go, leave! If you realize what's good for you!"
The Mario Crew stepped forward.
"Suicidal sons of bitches," Bowser sneered, "you'll die terribly in the flames, that of the lava and of your own shame."
"What a wimp!" Luigi suddenly shouted, with a sense of adrenaline no one had seen since the mansion, "won't even fight us!"
"Right, Luigi!" Mario began playing along, "such a big dude, and he's too scared to throw a fair fight! He even took our powers away, just in case!"
"I removed your powers to assure that the plan would be completed," Bowser began stuttering with confusion, "I'm not stupid."
"Wimp!"
"Nerd!"
"Bet that joker doesn't even know how to punch!"
"Silence!" King Koopa cried, "au lear plu strenguo retu!"
With the utterings of the ancient language, the Mario Bros. felt lighter. Their leaping and power had returned.
Bowser began stomping across the stone bridge, closer and closer to the Mario Bros.. Mario jumped across the air and landed his feet into the side of Bowser's face before falling off, but the Megakoopa pulled Mario out of the air and punched him into the ground repeatedly, at least until Luigi uppercut Bowser, causing him to let Mario go.
"Go, Super Mario Bros.!" Toad shouted from the safe half of the room, sitting in the corner.
/You don't/
/Have to/
/Live like a refugee (don't gotta live like a refugee...)/
The Mario Bros. and Bowser faced eachother, both sides in the middle of the bridge.
Bowser exhaled a fireball that Luigi leapt over but Mario failed to dodge. Luigi used his jump to suddenly jet into the ground, causing severe blowback to Bowser. Luigi checked to see if Mario was okay, and saw his brother in just a red shirt, the blue overall only in pieces. Mario slid through the floor, tripping Bowser, but the "King" used the fall to do a handstand-stomp in front of Luigi, sending him through the air into a wall. Bowser whipped around and used his tail to push Mario away, with his brother Luigi and Toad. Bowser laughed horrendously at the brothers' failure.
"En retur," Bowser said, and the Mario Bros. felt normal again-they were dead meat. "I'm not going to rule the Mushroom Kingdom. I'll burn it. I'll burn it right to the ground, and it will be pleasant."
"Well, good luck," a voice said sarcastically from the side of the room with the red button. Peach, holding a machete, stood next to the red button. A bar of her cage was sawed off, and she had escaped.
Bowser looked down, realizing he was in the middle of the bridge. "No, no, wait! Wait!"
The Princess stepped on the red button, and Bowser slowly fell into the red abyss, screaming.
Princess Peach ran to Mario and Luigi with open arms, hugging them. Toad joined the group hug at their legs.
"You ruined it...you ruined it all," yet another mysterious voice arised, this time from the doorway. Stepping out from the dark was Toadsworth.
"Dad?" Toad questioned.
"I'm so sorry son, for you to be involved in this," Toadsworth sighed, "I told Bowser to release you, but you were broken out before parole.
"Toadsy, what's going on here?" Mario asked worriedly.
"You! YOU were supposed to die! You, and that wimp-ass brother of yours, and Peach!" Toadsworth raised a six-barrel pistol and pointed at Mario, who raised his hands in the air. "Ever since that little bitch girl took rule of the kingdom, our numbers, stocks, and economy dropped. She was just too busy playing in some make-believe world that she never noticed!" Toadsworth jabbed his free hand's finger at Peach repeatedly. "Soon as I took up just TEMPORARY rule, our economy has began crawling out of the dust bowl it's been! But you had to save the day! Didn't you! God damn it, didn't you!?"
Toadsworth then held his pistol with both hands, aiming at Mario's forehead. "You won't 'save the day' again."
Right before the bullet was shot, Toad jumped in the air, using his body as a shield for Mario, and the bullet collided with the poor Mushroom Man's heart. The dying soldier lay on the ground. Luigi and Peach joined around him, checking his breathing and the like. Toadsworth watched as he realized the consequences of his actions. Mario was out for revenge. From behind, he kicked the distracted old man in the back, stepped on his cap, and grabbed the dropped six-barrel. "You little punk," Mario muttered, a tear forming in his eye, "you little old man..."
/You don't have to live like a refugee (don't gotta live like a refugee...)/
/Tell me why you wanna lay there, revel, in your abandon/
/Honey, it don't make no difference to me, baby/
/Everybody has to fight to be free, you see/
/You don't/
/Have to/
/Live like a refugee (don't gotta live like a refugee...)/
"Here's the sequence of events that will shortly take place," the Lord Koopa explained, "an old acquaintance protected this room with a spell that lowers your gravity and strength to what passes for normal on your realm, making it absolutely impossible for you to, in any way, defeat me. I, however, do not care for the powers of the universe, so they do not affect me. I deny the powers of the universe. When you start running over here across the bridge, the only way to me, I will press this red button behind me, and the bridge will quickly slide into the floor, leaving you to die in the burning of lava. The only way to prevent this is to leave, and send me a deed rather than 'heroes'. So go, leave! If you realize what's good for you!"
The Mario Crew stepped forward.
"Suicidal sons of bitches," Bowser sneered, "you'll die terribly in the flames, that of the lava and of your own shame."
"What a wimp!" Luigi suddenly shouted, with a sense of adrenaline no one had seen since the mansion, "won't even fight us!"
"Right, Luigi!" Mario began playing along, "such a big dude, and he's too scared to throw a fair fight! He even took our powers away, just in case!"
"I removed your powers to assure that the plan would be completed," Bowser began stuttering with confusion, "I'm not stupid."
"Wimp!"
"Nerd!"
"Bet that joker doesn't even know how to punch!"
"Silence!" King Koopa cried, "au lear plu strenguo retu!"
With the utterings of the ancient language, the Mario Bros. felt lighter. Their leaping and power had returned.
Bowser began stomping across the stone bridge, closer and closer to the Mario Bros.. Mario jumped across the air and landed his feet into the side of Bowser's face before falling off, but the Megakoopa pulled Mario out of the air and punched him into the ground repeatedly, at least until Luigi uppercut Bowser, causing him to let Mario go.
"Go, Super Mario Bros.!" Toad shouted from the safe half of the room, sitting in the corner.
/You don't/
/Have to/
/Live like a refugee (don't gotta live like a refugee...)/
The Mario Bros. and Bowser faced eachother, both sides in the middle of the bridge.
Bowser exhaled a fireball that Luigi leapt over but Mario failed to dodge. Luigi used his jump to suddenly jet into the ground, causing severe blowback to Bowser. Luigi checked to see if Mario was okay, and saw his brother in just a red shirt, the blue overall only in pieces. Mario slid through the floor, tripping Bowser, but the "King" used the fall to do a handstand-stomp in front of Luigi, sending him through the air into a wall. Bowser whipped around and used his tail to push Mario away, with his brother Luigi and Toad. Bowser laughed horrendously at the brothers' failure.
"En retur," Bowser said, and the Mario Bros. felt normal again-they were dead meat. "I'm not going to rule the Mushroom Kingdom. I'll burn it. I'll burn it right to the ground, and it will be pleasant."
"Well, good luck," a voice said sarcastically from the side of the room with the red button. Peach, holding a machete, stood next to the red button. A bar of her cage was sawed off, and she had escaped.
Bowser looked down, realizing he was in the middle of the bridge. "No, no, wait! Wait!"
The Princess stepped on the red button, and Bowser slowly fell into the red abyss, screaming.
Princess Peach ran to Mario and Luigi with open arms, hugging them. Toad joined the group hug at their legs.
"You ruined it...you ruined it all," yet another mysterious voice arised, this time from the doorway. Stepping out from the dark was Toadsworth.
"Dad?" Toad questioned.
"I'm so sorry son, for you to be involved in this," Toadsworth sighed, "I told Bowser to release you, but you were broken out before parole.
"Toadsy, what's going on here?" Mario asked worriedly.
"You! YOU were supposed to die! You, and that wimp-ass brother of yours, and Peach!" Toadsworth raised a six-barrel pistol and pointed at Mario, who raised his hands in the air. "Ever since that little bitch girl took rule of the kingdom, our numbers, stocks, and economy dropped. She was just too busy playing in some make-believe world that she never noticed!" Toadsworth jabbed his free hand's finger at Peach repeatedly. "Soon as I took up just TEMPORARY rule, our economy has began crawling out of the dust bowl it's been! But you had to save the day! Didn't you! God damn it, didn't you!?"
Toadsworth then held his pistol with both hands, aiming at Mario's forehead. "You won't 'save the day' again."
Right before the bullet was shot, Toad jumped in the air, using his body as a shield for Mario, and the bullet collided with the poor Mushroom Man's heart. The dying soldier lay on the ground. Luigi and Peach joined around him, checking his breathing and the like. Toadsworth watched as he realized the consequences of his actions. Mario was out for revenge. From behind, he kicked the distracted old man in the back, stepped on his cap, and grabbed the dropped six-barrel. "You little punk," Mario muttered, a tear forming in his eye, "you little old man..."
/You don't have to live like a refugee (don't gotta live like a refugee...)/