Baby Brain

"Fuck."

The entire hospital went silent as that word dropped out of one Haruno Sakura's mouth.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" Sakura looked at the calendar like it was something vile. "How the fuck did I forget that?"

"Forget what?" Ino raised an eyebrow, knowing perfectly well what her friend was on about.

"That." Sakura pointed at the calendar. "I'm late."

"That it?" Ino raised an eyebrow. "Thought it was something else, you know, maybe related to your fiancé."

Sakura closed her eyes and banged her head against the wall. "Double fuck."

"Yeah, I think I know your problem."

"Shut up Ino-pig."

-x-x-x-

"I'm home." Sasuke called flatly as he walked into the apartment. "Not that it mat - Ooof!" The wind was knocked out of him by a blur of pink and red.

"I'm sorry." She leaned her head against his chest. "Happy Birthday."

"It's ok. You get overworked."

"That and I have baby brain."

Sasuke looked confused for a moment before a grin broke out over his face. "You're pregnant?"

Sakura nodded as he pulled her into a kiss.

"Best birthday present ever." He murmured against her lips.

YAY all moved into my flat. Went partying last night and OMFG THERE WAS A COUCH BURNED AT A HYDE STREET PARTY! Soooooooooo glad I was sober enough to get photo, videos and get my underage flatmate outa there before the cops came in. I'm loving it in Otago, and O-week hasn't even started!