Pervert
"You know I am reeaalllyyy getting sick of that Pervert Jutsu, or whatever it is that Naruto calls it." Sakura stabbed a piece of Sushi with her chopsticks. "I'm going to put a stop to it."
"And how do you propose to do that." Sasuke pushed his empty plate away. "Beating him up doesn't seem to work. And it's not like it's doing any harm."
"It objectifies women!"
"Oh trust me, there are much better sights around than naked female Naruto."
Sakura glared at Sasuke across the table. "I'm torn between punching you and hugging you."
"I advise you don't do either." He leaned back in his chair. "Just leave it be, Naruto and Konohamaru will grow out of it soon."
"Naruto has genin. What if they learn it?"'
"He has told them not to replicate that Jutsu."
They were silent for several minutes before Sakura spoke up again." I know what I'm going to do next time I see them using it."
"Hn."
"I'm going to henge myself fat."
Sasuke opened one eye and regarded her. "You do that."
I have no excuse for yesterday.