Chapter 4
The boys come to cool Uncle Spike wanting advice. They havefound a dirty movie of Spike and a girl on Spike'slaptop. They now want the how's and when's to a relationship and of course the story of the girl. When did Uncle Spike lose hisvirginity?
Clark and Dean came by HQ after school today to see their dads but mainly to get their allowances. Spike started talking to them and they asked if they could come by and have him help with their homework: Dean with physics and Clark was taking Introduction to Italian. Spike gave them the key to his apartment and told them to help themselves. Wanting to be the good uncle, he said he would bring home pizza after shift at 6pm.
The boys let themselves into Spike's apartment and started on their homework. Clark got onto Spike's laptop computer to look up words that were to be translated from English to Italian and vice versa. He wanted to hear how it was pronounced. Afterwards, he started to view the pictures on Spike's computer because he needed to do a report on a typical Italian family's traditions.
Clark came across a file that contained photos and videos, when he opened the file, he discovered some photos of a very cute girl, a young Spike, Spike and the girl, Spike and the girl kissing. Spike looked to be about the same age as Dean and himself. In the photos it looked like Spike was at a party as there were alcohol bottles and beer cans on the counter and in some of the pictures Spike was holding a beer can. Clark called Dean over and together they continued to look at the photos; they could tell that everyone at the party was getting drunk or high. They even found a few photos where Spike was doing a handstand on a keg, taking alcohol shots and doing body shots on the girl. Most shocking was Spike smoking from a bong. There were also photos of Spike and the girl naked on top of a bed. The boys thinking they were going to be able to have fun with their cool Uncle Spike.
The boys continued to scroll through the videos, but what they found was Spike's homemade porn: a drunken Spike assisted in undressing the intoxicated girl and then stumbled with her assisting him with his own clothes while still trying to kiss and paw at each other. You could tell the neither Spike or the girl knew they were being videotaped. The boys were not prudes but the video was nothing like the professional ones they had seen with their friends. They just sat and watched.
Spike walked into his apartment and saw the wide-eyed look the boys had staring at the computer monitor. He set the pizza on the counter and walked over to see what had them so engrossed. He immediately became red faced, wide-eyed also and said "Holy shit! How the fuck did you find that video file?" as he was turning off the video. The boys just looked at each other and smiled at their Uncle Spike.
Dean asked, "Who is she?"
Clark asked, "How old were you? Tell us about your first time having sex, please. " Dean just nodded.
Spike was completely uncomfortable at first and just said, "Pizza's here," as he went for a beer in the refrigerator that he downed in just about one swallow. Upon fishing out his second beer can and immediately told the boys without them asking "No! You can NOT have any alcohol, I got into enough trouble last time," and handed them each a soda can. As they ate, the boys kept asking him questions about photos and video.
Spike, not wanting to take anything away from his two mentors, the boy's fathers from having "the talk" with their sons, mulled over how the subject should be approached.
Clark stated to Spike, "Look, you are no different from our friends at school and their stories."
Dean chimed in with, "So you would probably be able to give more realistic information than they are giving us."
Clark said, "Besides Dad and Mom dated all through high school so what am I going to hear from Dad, stories of Mom, I don't need those mental images please."
"Ditto," Dean added.
Spike gave up and said, "OK, I'll answer your questions." as he got another beer.
Clark asked, "When did you lose your virginity?"
Spike smirked and said, "Define lost virginity? My first actual full sex well you saw the video. But petting, oral and reaching bases stuff, I guess fifteen or sixteen years old. I am Italian and we are known as lovers." He smiled nervously as he was still a little uncomfortable with the topic.
Spike then went into a nervous rambling, "First and most important, always respect the woman, treat her like a queen. The best thing in the world, because she is and she is with you." He looked both boys in the eyes to let them know that he was serious. "Do not do anything that she or you are not ready to do because you feel like you need to do stuff because others are doing it. All this stuff…" Spike made some hand gestures in the air pointing towards the bedroom, "…will come in time. Also always make sure you use protection. Do not go without any protection until she and you are ready for the possible outcome. Get tested for STDs, just to protect you. It's just a simple blood test; you can have the results sent here if you are afraid of your folks finding out. I won't open it." He wanted to tell the boys that he took a test two or three times a year especially between girlfriends or one night stands and, over the years only one had came back as a yeast infection for which he took some pills. But decided he didn't need to spill his entire life to them.
Clark asked again about the girl in the photos. Spike started to tell them his story.
"I was about 18 years old in the video, my junior year in university. Her name is Beth and I still see her every once in a while. It's a kind of a friend with benefits relationship. Watch the movie if you need more explanation and don't judge me". Spike pointed his finger at both boys who just nodded.
"She is the little sister to a girl I liked in high school, her name is Bridget." Spike stopped talking for a moment, his mind went straight to Lou talking about how he should call Bridget and take her to the ball game, while Lou was standing on a mine that killed him. In a way it killed part of Spike too; now he could never be with or see Bridget without thinking of Lou.
Dean asked how he ended up with the sister if he liked Bridget. Spike's only response was "coincidence."
"I went to a party some friends were having, an end of semester type thing. I was kind of into going to parties then and Bridget was supposed to be there only she was there with her boyfriend. She had brought her sister Beth. Bridget was two years old than me and went to another university. But, Beth was my age; remember I was in the gifted programs so I skipped two grades. Beth just graduated high school and was a freshman for the summer semester nursing program at the university I attended. We had a connection instantly, so I hung out with her for the party. She invited me to another party the next day. Then we kept running into each other all over the place like the beach, at the movies, in the campus library and even the emergency room, one night when I took a friend in who had alcohol poisoning." Spike grimaced slightly at the memory.
Seeing the boys hanging on his every word he continued, "By the end of summer we were dating but it was not an exclusive relationship; she wanted freedom like her sister and she wanted to marry a doctor." Spike then made a comment under his breath, "story of my life, always someone else".
"She and Bridget were having a going-back-to-school pool party and that was when the video and photos were taken. They were taken by Bridget and her boyfriend. Yes, I drank too much and smoked marijuana then. I DO NOT advise the same action," Spike stated firmly. "A bad result from my own experiment, but that is another story."
"Today, Bridget is married to her third or fourth husband and Beth is currently between doctor/intern boyfriends. So she and I have a 'situationship'; we kind of hang out, have sex, have feelings for each other but we are not dating, but we comfort and satisfy the wants or needs of each other so to speak. If you happen to meet her PLEASE do not mention we talked about any of this. PLEASE!"
Dean asked, "How do you know when to move past kissing?"
Spike just bluntly said, "start with groping and squeezing her breast and ass over the clothes and see how she is reacts. If that is going fine then venture under shirt then under her bra, unclasp the bra if you can."
Clark said with a smirk grin, "What are your moves?"
"I then start undoing her shirt while trailing kisses until it is open. If it's a pull over, I push the shirt up. If she wants you to continue, she will lift up her arms or help you get the shirt off. Then she will either help you take off your shirt or you take off your shirt so she doesn't feel uncomfortable being the only person with no shirt. Remember to make her comfortable and don't rush anything," Spike replied not wanting to give all his tricks to the boys.
"Then what?" both boys said at the same time.
Spike said, "Do the same with the other articles of clothing, always caressing and kissing her; talk lovingly to her."
"How do you know when to go further?" Clark asked.
Spike answered with, "You will have to learn your own style but I grind my pelvis into hers while kissing her to see her response. If she responds, I sometimes ask if she wants to go further or what she wants me to do to her. I ask her if she is on the pill or has protection, just to show I am thinking about her. For the most part, I use condoms all the time so it doesn't matter what she says. Remember no protection is 100% safe."
Dean asked, "Is there a certain brand better than others?"
Spike answered, "No, just don't get the super cheap stuff but you don't have to get the expensive rubbers either."
Dean and Clark looked at each other then Clark ventured to ask, "Will you get us some condoms and can you get us and our dates a hotel room for prom night?"
Dean piped up, "Of course, we will pay you."
Spike just looked at the two boys and took another swallow of his beer.
Just then there was a knock at the door. Spike never so relieved for the distraction. He got up to answer the door and saw Beth in her naughty nurse uniform with fishnet stocking and spike heels that he liked. She stepped in through the doorway, dropping her jacket and purse on the floor and immediately pushed Spike against the wall and started kissing him deeply as her hands were wandering all over Spike's body while stepping out of her shoes and tugging up Spike's shirt.
Spike responded with what seem to be one movement, turning Beth so her back was to the wall as he kicked the door closed, tossed his shirt to the floor and continued with the kissing and grinding his pelvis against her, forgetting about the boys watching from the couch.
Beth pulled her uniform open and dropped it to the floor. Beth now stood pressed against Spike in only a sexy lacy bra, underwear and thigh high stockings. Beth moaned as Spike caressed her breast while kissing her neck and cleavage. Spike heard a gasp from one the boys as the bra dropped to the floor and Spike took a breast into his mouth while his hands were rubbing her ass and pulling her lower body closer to his.
Beth jumped behind Spike as he turned around and did his best to cover her, realizing then it was too late they had already seen everything including Beth's tattoos. Spike just said with a red faced and an embarassed tone, "Time to go boys, NOW! I will bring your books to you later, just GO!"
Dean and Clark with equally red faces that matched both Beth's and Spike's quickly marched past them and said, "Hi & Bye," to Beth as they exited the apartment.
As the door was closing they could hear Spike say, "I am sorry, your beauty made me forget they were still here. Now, where were we," followed by giggling sounds.
Once outside, all Dean could muster was, "WOW, she's hot."
Clark responded with, "Uncle Spike has game. He is one lucky guy at this moment. Should we go back to listen, you know what they are going to do."
Dean nodded knowing and said, "No, let's go to your place."
The boys returned home to the Lane residence without their book bags, any homework or their iPods. Ed asked "Hey, where have you guys been?"
The boys looked nervously at one another before Clark answered noncommittally, "We ate at Uncle Spike's."
"Clark, that's not what I asked," Ed stated to his son thinking to himself that they were hiding something.
"Oh yeah, we were at Uncle Spike's," Clark evasively responded.
Ed asked, "Why?"
The boys glanced at each other and immediately got embarrassed and headed upstairs. Ed noticed the glance and started to wonder what had they cornered or conned Spike into doing for them.
A few hours later, Spike showed up at the Lane residence with the boy's book bags. Ed and Sophie were sitting on the front porch swing when Spike pulled up. Spike had a very pretty lady with him. Ed was not aware of Beth. With Sophie in tow, Ed met Spike at his vehicle to get a better look at Spike's lady friend. Spike made the introductions stating he was just taking Beth home.
As Beth and Sophie spoke, Spike gave Ed the book bags saying, "The boys left their stuff at my apartment".
Ed thought, "Whatare the chances of both boys forgetting their stuff at Spike's? Something is going on."
When everyone was saying their goodbyes, Ed noticed that Beth had a hickey just below her collar bone and another on her cleavage, locations that would normally be covered, but the wind was blowing her jacket and he could see them every time it moved. Ed just smiled knowing what Spike had done. Ed himself was fond of giving Sophie hickeys where they are not normally seen by the public or Clark.
Spike drove away while Ed and Sophie returned to the porch. Sophie asked, "Wonder what's with the nurse outfit? She said she is a real nurse."
"I don't know," Ed responded with a smirk, knowing it was probably some kind of kinky fantasy role playing.
Ed decided that he wanted to see Clark's homework and to see if there was anything to be worried about in his book bag. When he opened the bag he found a string of condoms with a note from Spike.
"What the hell! What does it say?" Sophie voiced. Ed read it aloud to Sophie.
"Dean and Clark, I'm only providing this because it will keep you safe but I can't, with good conscience, get you the room. Not to mention your Dads would use me as a target at the next range. Any other questions you have about sex, you will have to ask your Dads. I got lucky, in more ways than one, Beth is not mad. In fact, she laughed about the look on your faces. P.S. We DO NOT speak of the visual presentation that you witnessed. UNDERSTAND! Love ya, Ciao Uncle Spike."
Both puzzled and in shock, Ed pulled out his phone and called Greg to inform him that the boys had been to Spike's and that they needed to speak with both Dean and Clark before having a talk with "good ole Uncle Spike again!"
