Okay, sorry to keep you all waiting. For some reason, I didn't realize there was a view chart on my profile for my stories, and i didn't realize that 17 people viewed it. So, I'm going to continue on with this, and when I finished season 1, I'm going to wait for season 2 to end. Anyway, on with the story.

Legend of the GobbleWonker: Part 1

Stan was driving down the road with Dipper and Mabel in the back, who are wearing blindfolds.

"Are we almost there yet? Where are we even going?" asked Dipper.

"Stop yapping! We're almost there, just hang back." said Stan.

"Ya know, I feel like someone who can't see with her eyes." said Mabel.

"Why's that?" asked Dipper.

"With this blindfold, I can only see with my hands." Mabel said touching Dipper.

"Well, I can see your hand under my armpit."

"EWW!" Mabel takes her hands away from Dipper. The car stops, and they all come out.

"Okay, we're here. You can take off the blindfolds now." said Stan.

Dipper and Mabel take the blindfolds, to see a lake in front of them with everyone in town on.

"Tada! It's fishing season, and you two get to be my fishing buddies!" said Stan.

"What. I thought you were taking us to an arcade." said Dipper.

"Play video games on your own time, knucklehead."

Just then, the old kook of the town shows up behind Stan.

"Well, hello there." he said which freaked Stan out.

"Geez, Dipper's right. People do need to learn to knock." Stan said.

"You better be careful. I've seen something in the lake that no one else ever saw! It could've been...The Gravity Falls Gobblewonker! A sea monster that's about 9...no, 10 ft tall!"

"Don't listen to him, he's a crazy old hermit with no life." said Stan.

"Aw donkey spit!" shouted the old kook who walked off.

"Whoa! Mabel, did you hear what he said?" said Dipper.

"Aw donkey spit!" said Mabel in a western voice.

"No, about the lake monster. Do you think there really is a lake monster?"

"Again, did anyone ever tell you, Dipper, that for a muscle boy, you are such a nerd?"

"Oh come on, cut me some slack, will ya." he said, now turning to Stan. "Gruncle Stan, I have an idea. You go fishing and me and Mabel will go monster hunting."

"Kid, if you're gonna hunt for monsters, do it on your own time, because right now is our time to bond." said Stan.

Suddenly, Wendy and her friends come over.

"Hey, tempting man. How's it going?" said Lee.

"Dudes, what's up?" said Dipper, who fist bumps Lee and Nate, high-fives Thompson and gives Wendy a kiss.

"Not much, except over-hearing you guys talk about a monster hunt! 4 words: We want to come." said Nate.

"You guys want to come, too?" said Mabel.

"Hey, after facing ghosts and Gideon, there's just a good chance that we might wanna go with you guys monster hunting." said Wendy.

"That's cool." said Dipper.

Just then, a motor boat comes to shore with Soos on board.

"Did someone say monster hunting?" he asked.

"Soos!" shouted Mabel, who gives him a fist bump.

"Dudes, you can totally use my boat to hunt for it."

"Hold it!" shouted Stan. "Look, you kids have a choice to make. You can fish with your Great Uncle, or you can get on that motor boat with Soos and Wendy and everyone else and go hunting for something that doesn't exist. So what will it be?"

His quest is quickly answered when the motor boat takes off with everyone else on board.

"Woo! We made the right decision!" shouted Dipper.

"See ya, grandpa!" shouted Lee.

"Ingrates!" shouted Stan. "Ah, who needs them? I got plenty of dead fish to keep me company."

He looks at his container of dead fish, shudders and then closes it.

So, what do you think? Good? Bad? Neutral? Am I ranting? I'm gonna keep ranting. Remember to read and review this, and if your friends have already read and reviewed then...that doesn't do me any good! Go get some new friends who haven't read this yet and tell them about me!