Chapter 3: The Legend of the Gobblewonker part 2

The gang is on the boat and their moving around the foggy parts of the lake. Thompson is nervously looking around.

"What's the matter, Thompson?" asked Dipper while reading the journal. "Can't stand being out here cause your scared that something might happen?"

"No, but I gotta ask. How do you expect us to get any proof of a giant lizard?" asked Thompson.

"Easy, I have a hidden camera under my hat." said Dipper taking his hat off to reveal a camera. "I wanna be the first one to take the picture."

"Says the guy who made his silly sister the lookout."

"Oh, shut up. You said you didn't want to be the lookout."

"LOOK OUT!" shouted Mabel throwing a beach ball at Dipper's face. "Just kidding."

All of a sudden, something hit the boat.

"Dudes, I think we just the monster!" shouted Soos.

"Yeah! But where is it?" said Lee.

"Dude, don't you know? it could be anywhere." said Nate.

"Anywhere!? You mean it could be there? Or there? OR THERE!? OR EVEN..." Wendy slaps Thompson. "Ow."

"Calm down, man." said Wendy.

"Yeah. There's nothing to worry about. The only thing to worry about is the monster being behind me, seeing all of us, and wanting to eat us" as Dipper's talking, all that stuff he says happens. "But it's not gonna happen anytime soon, so how do you like me now?"

"Uh, Dipper?" said Wendy, pointing behind him.

Dipper looks behind him and sees the monster, which roars in his face.

"Okay, I suppose that's monster language for "A lot less then I did before!"." said Dipper. "What are the odds in that?"

The monster roars again and everyone screams. Soos turns the boat around and speeds up. The monster chases the boat.

"That's not gonna happen anytime soon, huh? Very nice, Dipper! VERY NICE!" shouted Thompson.

"Look, I was only trying to be positive, okay." said Dipper.

As they drive, they pass Gideon's boat and splash water all over him.

"I'LL KILL YOU ALL IN YOUR SLEEP!" he shouted.

"Okay, THAT might have been something worth it." said Nate.

"Totally! But it would've been better if we crashed into him!" said Lee.

Just then, Dipper had a great idea.

"Hey. Soos, give me the wheel." he shouted.

"Why, dude?" asked Soos.

"Just give it to me!" Dipper took the wheel from Soos. "Quick, everyone jump off! Now!"

"WHAT!" everyone shouted.

"TRUST ME!"

Everyone jumped off the boat and Dipper turned around and went at high speed towards the monster.

"This is gonna be close...and crazy...and reckless...and deadly...and unsafe...but it's worth it!" said Dipper.

CRASH!

He crashes into the monster and it falls.

"DIPPER!" everyone shouted, swimming to the destroyed boat.

"Ha ha ha. I'm okay! Nobody worry about me. OW! Okay, I think a large piece of sharp wood stabbed my arm." Dipper said. "But the good news is we caught the monster. Yeah!"

All of a sudden, the old kook comes out of the escape hatch in the metal monster.

"Well, darn tooting! I got crashed into!" he shouted.

"Aw, it isn't real? I was in such a good mood today." said Dipper.

"I know how ya feel, little muscle boy!" said the old kook. "When ya get to be an old man like me, nobody pays attention to ya anymore! So I built myself a robot to look like a lake monster to get some!"

"Wow, feels like the real monster is us." said Soos, who everybody stares at. "Sorry dudes, that just POOF popped right into my head."

"Ya know, I still the camera under my hat." said Dipper. "Maybe we can use to take pictures of things that aren't monsters? Because I think we owe somebody an apology."

Meanwhile, Stan is fishing with a sad expression on his face. Then suddenly, the destroyed boat comes over with the teens and Soos.

"Hey, is this the boat for fishing?" Mabel said.

"What the- Kids?" said Stan. "What are all you teens doing here? I thought you were playing spin the bottle with Soos."

"Well, we were just wondering if there was enough room in that boat for...7 more?" said Wendy.

Stan looks at the teens and sees a forgive us face on each one.

"You knuckleheads ever seen me drive a boat with my eyes closed?" he asked.

"Do it while we all touch your face!" said Mabel.

"You're on!"

Everyone gets in the boat. Stan notices Dipper's bandaged up arm.

"Dipper, what happened to your arm?" he asked.

"It's a long story, man." Dipper said.

"I don't think I wanna hear it. I just wanna enjoy family bonding with my great niece and nephew...and their teenaged friends...and Soos."

As they drive away in the boat, they don't notice that a giant lizard is underneath them, and it swims away.

That does it for this episode. Make sure to read and review, and see if you can find out the references in this chapter. I'm just doing this to make up for that game of reference guessing I lost...all because I didn't know to check the rest of the chapters for any references. Anyways, I will see you all later when I update. The next one is going to be Headhunters. If you can guess the references correctly, you can help with the next episode. Ya know, help me think of ways to write the episode down in a way of what it would be like if Dipper and Mabel were 15. Okay, I'm just ranting here, so I'm gonna stop and get on with my life and watch Gravity Falls tonight. See ya later, dudes and dudettes.