Yuri on Ice is one of the best romantic animes ever and NOBODY CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

'You're mad,' Renji muttered.

'Come on! Have some faith! Victor and Yuri did it!' Shinji coaxed. 'Now skate towards me!'

Renji sighed. He started forward across the rink, and picked up speed as he headed towards Shinji. Shinji jumped at him. 'Shin-!'

'OW!'

CRASH!

'Why'd you push me?' Renji cried out.

'You poked my eye!'

'That's because you-owwwww!'

'What's wrong?'

'I can't move my-owwwiee!'

'Shit. I'll call an ambulance.'

'"Victor and Yuri did it", you said.'

'You still want that ambulance?'

'Bite me.'

If Shinji and Renji had a kid and if that kid was Nel

'Okay, I'm going out! How do I look?'

Shinji took a sip of his tea and looked up from book. And spat all of it on Renji who was sitting opposite him. 'What the hell is that?!'

'Daddy! It's a dress!' Nel twirled around in the backless black number.

Shinji looked her up and down. 'Where's the rest of it?!'

'But Dad said I could buy it!'

'Oh, did he?' Shinji turned on Renji, who was wiping tea out of his eyes, and gave him a sickly sweet smile. 'You got anything to add, dear?'

Renji smiled weakly. 'More tea, honey?'

'Don't forget to finish all your carrot sticks at snack time,' Shinji reminded, rewrapping the scarf around Nel's neck.

'And listen to your teacher,' Renji added, tucking her beanie over her ears. 'Oh! And…'

'Don't bite anyone,' Nel sighed. 'I'm five years old. I think I know better, Dad.'

'They grow up so fast,' Shinji said tearfully as they both waved to Nel. She waved back and joined the kids milling into the preschool.

'Yeah, I-oh my God…'

'What? What is it? Did we forget to give her the emergency mace spray?'

'No, look.'

'I don't…'

'That couple over there. The two gingers. They were whispering and pointing at us. I saw them doing that when we were saying bye to Nel. Can you believe it?'

'Renji, I don't follow...'

'Shinji, don't tell me you've never noticed how people stare at us when Nel is with us? You know, I'm not going to stand for it. Today is the day that I stand up for my rights.'

'I prefer if you smiled nicely and got back in the-Renji, get back here!'

'Excuse me,' Renji said stiffly. 'I couldn't help noticing that you were looking our way and I just wanted to set some things straight.'

'Oh, we were just-' the woman started.

'It is 2017, and it is perfectly acceptable for two men to love each other enough to raise a child together. So before you start spouting bullshit about how we are turning children gay, you should be ashamed of yourself for being so judgmental, and try to get to know a person before you decide who you think they should be.'

'I am so sorry,' Shinji blurted as he finally caught up. 'My husband sometimes believes he's the voice of reason. Excuse his delusions.'

The man raised an eyebrow. 'It's alright,' he replied coolly. 'My wife, Orihime, was just praising how you two are a such a sweet couple and raising such a beautiful girl. In fact, we were thinking of coming over to ask if we could arrange a playdate with our son.'

'Oh,' Renji said in a small voice. Shinji glared at him. 'Coffee?'