There is a rumor that he is coming to the WWE so, here we go.
The Laughing Scorpion Fox
Rock music started and smoke started to come out of the door way and out came Naruto he was in a black and orange trenchcoat, black tights with orange scorpions on his legs. Black gloves and boots, but his face was painted. It was white with black streaks and red grin over his mouth. He was carrying a black baseball bat.
He walked out to the cheers of the crowd and pointed to them with it and walked up to Neji. Who just sneered at him. "Why are you even here 'dead last'?" He said, "it is my fate to beat you!"
"Fate? Who the fuck cares about fate?" Said Naruto. They went at it and Naruto used his bat on him jamming the head in to his gut. Then after he cracked it upside his head. He stood at Neji's legs and tied them in to a 'figure 4'. (Scorpion Death Lock) Then he pulled back on Neji and sat on the small of his back. Neji was screaming and started to slap the ground.
"Winner: Naruto Uzumaki!" Said Genma.
TBC