I don't own Cyborg 009, this is a fanfiction only.

As I began walking up a side of a cliff, I began to wonder what is wrong with me or these directions. First I am told to go through a dense forest only to be met with a pack of wolves, but these were not your ordinary wolves either. They were robotic and had machine guns built in.

Next, the voice tells me to go underwater and wouldn't you know it I found yet another robot, this time in the shape of a great white shark. This thing did not have a machine gun, it launched torpedoes at me. I had to grab one and force feed it to the robot to get rid of it.

Now I am told I needed to climb a sheer cliff, "Why me, Why is it that even though I follow your directions to the letter, I always run into the enemy!" I waited to hear something from the guy sending me all these instructions to my mind.

'Sorry, I intentionally put you in a course where you would meet the enemy. I needed you to face different kinds of enemies for me to know your capabilities.' He didn't just tell me that he intentionally made me face all these robotic freaks, as a test. Now I was mad.

"Hey, I am fighting for my life and you think this is a game! I am going to knock your teeth out when I see you." That is when I heard something I was not going to like. 'You might not want to do that, anyways be careful here they come.'

Just as I heard that two fighter planes come out of nowhere and begin shooting at me. Made me slide down towards the ground and I tried to figure a way to deal with these flying nightmares. 'Press the switch on your back tooth, don't think about it, just do it.'

I bit down and something weird happened, time seemed to slow down. "That is your accelerator. You are moving so fast that times seems to slow down. Bite down again to turn it off.'

I decided to jump up to the plane and see what I could do with the pilot. Maybe get it to retreat. I turned off the accelerator as soon as I got a good grip of the plane. I looked inside and saw that the darn thing was on auto pilot and then the light indicating that it was on a collision course can one.

I had second to jump away as the planes crashed into each other. I immediately felt like someone took a hold on me. "Welcome to Air 002, I will be your pilot for this flight, stop struggling or you will make me drop you."

I decided to try some humor, "So do is there an in-flight movie? Or at the very least a packet of peanuts?" I swear the guy was laughing as I finish saying that.

"Sorry no film on the economy flight, and we seem to be out of peanuts. We do have a beautiful scenic route, relax we are almost there."

Almost where I still didn't have a clue where we were going. That is when I saw a large mesa and on it were several people. As we got close enough he let me go and I was standing looking at some people wearing the same weird uniform I was.

"Well here we are, we may look similar. I guess you could say we are your brothers." The heavy German accent was clear for me to identify and his hair was as white as newly plowed snow. "Well, seven brothers and one sister to be more specific." A voice I easily recognized and I realized it came from the little kid the blonde woman held in her arms.

"So it was you that was making fun out of my torment." I slowly walked over to where this lady held the kid. "Yea, I am sorry about that, so tell me do you still want to knock my teeth out?"

I looked at the horizon, "I would, but we don't have time for that. On our flight here I saw a battalion of tanks coming this way. I somehow doubt they the catering for this little gathering of ours."

The white haired man dropped on one knee and his leg apparently became a mortar. "If 009 is telling the truth, 003 I need you to tell me coordinates, we are making a preemptive strike."

Not even I could give exact coordinates on a battalion of tanks moving towards us at their top speed, and I was a ninja. "They are coming from ten o'clock 1,500 yards, downwind correct for air coefficient and elevation."

Out of nowhere, he fires at the tanks and sure enough he actually his several of them. "That is 004, Albert his body is entire body can be considered a weapon. The one with the great eyes is 003 Françoise, recon specialist. Can find any target regardless of distance or obstruction."

"I am Ivan or 001 and I can use my mind in ways most people could only dream off. Do you want to say anything that you saw your fellow cyborgs do 009?"

I was still not sure why he called me and these people cyborgs, but I did have something to say, "And Françoise is also very beautiful, and from the way she carried you I would say kind, tender, and caring."

The guy who flew me here apparently took offense on what I said, "Well excuse me 009 we are under attack, I am sure you can do something about that other than flirt with a woman you just met."

"Jet, he was not flirting with anyone. He was just giving me a compliment, and I thank you for such a kind compliment. Why don't you go up there with your weapon and provide air support? Can you do that? Please."

Ivan was laughing as Jet took off with a scowl on his face. "And that was 002, Jet he can fly at speeds of Mach 2."

Clearly, his aim needed work since half of the battalion was just a few hundred yards from us.

"I will not let them hurt you," He picked up a large boulder and threw it at a tank, the tank rolled over and cause other tanks to collide with it. "And that is 005 Geronimo, he can lift more weight than any of us, his skin is the toughest there is."

A particularly strange looking Chinese man looked particularly happy. "I think it's time for me to shine." He blew flames from his mouth and began to burrow through the earth.

"And that is 006, Chang we prefer to call him the mole. He can blow out a flame that can melt anything." Just as Ivan said that the disabled tanks burst into flames and began to melt, Chang came out being propelled by his own flame. "Now I call this Tank Flambe."

There was one strange thing, why there was a kangaroo here. I don't think we were anywhere near Australia. "No need to be confused that is 007, we don't know his name and he refuses to tell us, so we call him Great Britain, he can change into anything just by pressing his belly button."

Sure made it easy for him to sneak on several tanks and jam grenades in their threads.

The one I did recognize was the man I saw swimming while I was fighting that robotic white shark, "And that is 008, a combat professional, he is better under water where he can breathe underwater and swim faster than any fish."

They all took the soldiers and tried them up, "I know what you are thinking, why don't we kill them and be done with it? We are not needlessly savage, we merely wish to be safe, but we don't kill unless it's absolutely necessary."

Just as they relaxed and 007 was about to question the men I felt like something was wrong, 003 pretty much confirmed it. Out of the disable tanks, a strange disk came flying out, and one fell upside down, on the disk were metallic tentacles and what looked like a spike."

003 understood immediately what was going on, "Careful everyone those spikes are there to incapacitate and capture us." Sooner than she told us the disks were getting ready to capture all of them, no time to think needed to act or they are done for.

I bite down on my supposed accelerator switch and as time slowed down I ran towards each of the disks and destroyed them with a single punch. Nothing to it, I just kept at it till all the disk were done for.

I bite down again and time seemed to return to normal. I looked at the shocked look on 003 faces. "And you are Joe, or 009. All the cyborg development to date has been incorporated into your design, you are far stronger than any of us."

"Somehow I don't we are done with this particular robot menace, is it just me or do you actually hear that horrible rattling too?" Just as I said that a whole new batch of the little disk monstrosities appeared, but this time they began to join

together.

Where there were a few dozen small disks now stood a massive robotic single eyes monster who just happened to share more of my fellow cyborgs if what I understood about them was correct.

Albert threw me a blaster or so he called it a blaster. Strange I knew that even before he said it, and I never used one before in my life.

I pushed a button on it and fired at the monster, the disks separated and then the rejoined together, scaring them half to death as they got dragged through the air.

"Aim for the section between the seventh and eighth junction, once the disk rejoins a panel opens, it's heart in in that section." I really have to say that she was indeed impressive, I hoped we survive this so I could get to know them better.

I fired again, and this time, I used my accelerator. I looked at the blaster and it was out of power, just typical, I only had two shots left on this thing, well might as well as used a skill my old jounin instructor taught me while I was a genin.

From one of my hands I concentrated my chakra and within seconds a fist size swirling ball of chakra was in my hand, I decided to pump into it all my different elemental affinities.

The ball changed till it was a swirling black vortex encased in a transparent ball of lightning. I quickly sent a wind blade and cut them all loose with my fingers on my free hand, I also threw the energy ball at the monster.

I ran and caught them all and took them to a safe distance. The second the ball hit the thing it was sucked into it and then in a matter of seconds it was gone. Like it was never even there.

The captured soldiers looked like they pissed their pants, and from the smell, I would say they did a lot more than that. Well, luckily they were all wearing brown pants.

"What in the name that is holy was that?" Jet wanted an explanation, and the others did too from the way they were looking at me. I guess since we were pretty much in this together might as well as tell them, or Jet was clearly going to bug me about it till I told them anyways.

"I guess you guys never heard of ninjas before? Well, I am an elite ninja, a jounin, from the Village in Tokyo, Japan. We call it the Village Hidden in Edo. That was just some elemental manipulation, nothing major. Any ninja can do that.

Jet decided to be sarcastic, "Next thing he is going to tell us he believes in the Will of Fire, and that we showed how bright our flames of youth burn within us." Jet began laughing at me, "Maybe he will even say he knows Naruto!" He was really laughing it up, and I was getting sick of it.

"You don't see me wearing green spandex, do you? As to Naruto Uzumaki, yes I know him. He was my jounin instructor back when I was a new academy graduate in my genin days. For the record, the man does love his ramen, but then again in our village, we have a place that makes the best ramen in the world. Movie stars pay a fortune for a single bowl of it."

I guess they got to see the anime, I often wondered why Jiraiya wrote the blasted manuscript, and how did the thing get made. Thank goodness much of the locations and places were changed. Otherwise, anyone would be able to find us. It was bad enough with those movie celebrities thanks to that anime, but if the world knew. I shutter to think what would happen.