Before I start the story, I have a question for all you people out there that have seen Sock Opera: How creepy was that? I mean, seriously, that was just the creepiest episode, dudes. Here's a life tip: Don't put demons stealing your body into a kid show. Especially, with the 'possibly could be' main antagonist, who just so happens to be a demon. Still, I'd give that episode a 9 out of 10. Anyway, let's get on with the story.
Headhunters: Part 2
Dipper, Mabel, Sues, Wendy, Manly Dan, and Tyler were standing outside the Gravity Falls junkyard.
"Are you sure he's the one who cut off the head?" asked Wendy.
"Why not? I mean, last time we faced him, we destroyed his giant robot." said Dipper.
"That almost sounds like something a MAKE-BELIEVER would say!" yelled Dan.
"Actually, dad, we did face a giant robot." said Wendy.
"That's right. I forgot you weren't there with us, Mr. Corduroy." said Dipper.
The gang enters the junkyard, and finds the old kook banging on a car.
"Well, howdy do, Dipper Pines. I haven't seen you since that incident at the lake!" said the old man.
"Yeah, that thing almost killed us, man." said Dipper. "Anyway, did you by any chance hear of the murder at the mystery shack?"
"Dude, don't ask him that." said Wendy. "How is a missing wax figure head a murder?"
"Well, usually there's a killer who wanted to murder the real person." said Sues. "Wait, if this was one of those murder mystery parties, would that make me the killer?"
"You didn't even know about the missing head until we told you about it." said Dipper.
"Nope, I haven't even been to the mystery shack." said the old kook.
"Well, he's cut." said Wendy.
"Ooh, I know." said Mabel. "Let's go talk to the Gravity Falls Gossiper. They love getting stories, and I bet they would LOVE my fashion tips!"
"Fashion is for girls." said Dan. Dipper laughs.
"You've been owned, sis." he said as they left the junkyard.
"Wait, I want to see the headless figure too!" yelled the old kook, as he followed them.
At the Gravity Falls Gossiper, the gang is talking to Toby Determined.
"Ooh, the murder mystery sounds way more valuable then fashion tips." he said.
"HA HA! Owned again! This is just not your day, sis!" said Dipper laughing.
"That's a fake laugh!" said Mabel complaining.
"It's real!"
The gang hears honking from outside. They look out the window, and see Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Dur-land.
"Hey, kids! Your great uncle's having a funeral for wax Stan!" shouted Sheriff Blubs.
"We better get going." said Dipper.
"Wait, I wanna come too!" said Toby. "I want to take pictures and video tape the entire thing."
"Your camera's a cinder block, Toby!" said Dan.
"I just want to be a part of things. Hang on, I'll go get a real camera."
At the Mystery Shack, upstairs in an unused room, where the funeral is taking. Dipper, Mabel, Sues, Wendy, Sheriff Blubs, Deputy Dur-land, Manly Dan, Tyler, the old kook, and Toby are seated. Stan is at the altar.
"We are gathered here today to remember wax Stan. He was a great friend, and he will be missed." he said, then his stomach growls. "Ugh, that burrito I ate must've went right through me. To be continued."
Stan leaves the room. Dipper is still thinking, and everyone is wondering what he's thinking about.
"What's up, Dip?" asked Wendy.
"I just feel like we're so close to solving the case. I also feel a little uncomfortable sitting next to a wax statue of Cool-Leo" said Dipper (I was just trying to avoid spelling errors!).
"Maybe what killed wax Stan wasn't a human at all." said Sues.
Wendy rolls her eyes. She feels a hand on her shoulder, but nobody else in the room seems to be touching her. She gets a nervous look and looks behind her, but nobody notices.
"Well, based on all the supernatural stuff we've seen, I gotta say that's plausible." said Dipper.
"Ha ha!" laughed Sheriff Blubs. "And how do you expect us to believe you?"
"Uh, guys?" said Wendy. Everyone looks at her and sees her being held by the wax statues. She screams.
"That's how!" said Dipper.
"Whoa. Dudes, the wax statues are alive! That's pretty awesome, dudes!" said Sues. Everyone gives him a look. "Sorry dudes."
The wax statues tie Wendy's hands together to the wall mounted boars horn and go attack the others.
"Better put on some punch kick clothes, y'all." said the old kook. "Cause we gotta fight living statues."
Everyone attacks the wax statues.
"Get em, get em!" said Tyler, who nearly gets sliced by a wax figure with a sword. "Get away, get away!"
"This is the story of the century!" shouted Toby, video taping the fight, while dodging the wax statues. "I just hope I survive this."
"Wait a minute, guys! I just remembered something!" said Dipper. "Abraham Lincoln's wax statue melted in the sun, right?"
"Right!" everyone shouted.
"Find something hot to melt the statues with!" said Dipper.
Manly Dan sees a fireplace, punches down a statue, grabs a lighter and makes a fire.
"IN HERE!" he shouted.
Dipper grabs a sword from a wax statue, puts it in the fire and heats it up. He then starts slashing at the wax figures of Sherlock Holmes, Larry King, and Cool-Leo. Everyone else knocks the rest of the wax statues into the fireplace. All the wax statues are defeated.
"YEAH! VICTORY!" shouted Mabel.
Dipper unties Wendy from the wall mounted boar head and the head falls off the wall, revealing a hole with the wax Stan head in it.
"Hey, what do you know? The head was behind a head all along." said Dipper. "What are the odds in that?"
"Dip, that was amazing." said Wendy praising him and giving him a kiss.
"Well, they helped. So, yeah." said Dipper hugging Wendy.
"Well, that was crazy." said Sheriff Blubs.
"And a little creepy and weird." said Deputy Dur-land.
"Well, darn tooting, that sure was something else, y'all." said the old kook.
"And I got it all on film, AND it was a real camera." said Toby.
"Dudes, we make an awesome team." said Sues. "We're kinda like 'The Mystery Gang'"
"Don't call us that." said Dan.
Stan comes back into the room and notices the mess.
"What the heck happened in here?" he asked.
"You wouldn't believe us if we told you so." said Dipper. "But we did find wax Stan's head."
"Holy cow!" said Stan, taking the head. "Looks like wax Stan is gonna be all right after all! Everybody give me a group hug." Everyone comes together for a group hug.
"Ya think we got all those wax statues?" asked Dipper.
"I'm 99% sure we did!" said Mabel.
"Works for me."
Unbeknownst to them, the head of wax Larry King is watching them from within the vents.
Okay, that does it for this chapter. Before anyone asks, I just thought that the minor characters in the show should have a bigger role. So for this, I'm going to give the minor characters from the show a major role to play. Other than that, I think I did pretty good. So remember to read and review this, and tell me what you think of this so far. Tell me if these episodes of Gravity Falls with 15 year old twins is becoming awesome so far. Anyway, before I start rambling and ranting about things that have nothing to do with this, I'm outta here. Later dudes and girls.