Chapter 2
Edit: oh god I just realised that this chapter never posted and deleted it instead so here I go again please R&R people and thanks to everyone who posted ::::)
Outside a storm starts brewing with fat drops of rain blending with the air and lightning soon follows loud and deafening that would scare you and the guests if they weren't being terrified senseless inside by the authoress (who was most likely the cause of the storm outside)
Crim: are you serious!?
The hostess yells
Crim: I tell you guys to do one thing! One!
Crim: and you destroy the top floor!
Crim starts to grit her teeth to hold back her anger as her eyes travel back to the smoking stairs
Kanaya: allow me to apologise for my teammates inappropriate behaviour
Crim: I swear Kanaya your the only responsible one in your team I'm so glad your my patron troll
Kanaya: why thank you Crim
Crim: anyway while the top floor is being repaired you all are stuck down here
Crim goes and sits on the couch, puts her ear phones back on and starts going through her laptop
Karkat: HEY YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HOSTESS WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSE TO FUCKING DO
Jade: I'm hungry is there anything in the kitchen?
Jane: oh I'm sure I can whip up a cake for you I just need a recipe…
Nepeta: :33 *ac checks her pockets and says I'm missing my red chalk!*
Terezi: H3H3H3 :]
John: we're are all my Nic Cage movies?
Dave: dude seriously? Nice Cage is bad and not even an ironic bad
Vriska: heeeey! Nic Cage is great
Soon enough chaos starts once again and history starts to repeat itself, although this time the Authoress doesn't bother looking up or stopping them, why? Because she can't hear anything of course those buds in her ears are completely blocking out the noise
you suddenly think you need a pair of those earphones then quickly dismiss that idea since you want to stop this, you really don't want to watch everyone play truth or dare in the rain. You need to watch your health too. You decide to just see how this plays out
Crim: *sigh* well since I have free time I'll just check if any reviews came
Crim: Oh Yes! Finally something good is happening
Crim: hey guys we ha-
Crim looks up from the screen to see for the second time her mansion being destroyed
Crim: if you break one more thing in here I'll make you all sleep outside!
They all stop immediately
Crim: *cough* ahem anyway we have our first reviews and I'll like to play inside where its nice and dry then out in the freezing cold so can you not destroy this floor too?
Sollux: but can't you ju2t change the weather wiith your author power2 or 2omethiing
Crim: unfortunately the void or the 'weather' changes with my emotion
Crim: and as you can see I'm not in the best of moods so can you please stop breaking things!?
They all nod
Crim: thank you now I know you guys must be hungry or bored and missing things but they are all coming soon so please be patient and in the mean time lets start the truth and dares!
Crim looks at the first review
musicalBlink
I dare karkat to sit in a bucket of skittles. Grab a handful of skittles from the bucket shove it in his mouth and without chewing and swallowing the skittles yell: I AM THE BUCKET KING. KNEEL BEFORE MY RAINBOW FILLED BUCKET AND YOU SHALL BE REWARDED.
Crim starts to smile widely
Crim: okay now this will be fun
Crim: oh karkaaaaaaaat it seems the viewers have chosen you to torture first
Vriska: was that 8 a's?
Karkat: WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE DO THIS SHIT
Crim: because. Now come here so I can tell you the dare
Crim whispers the dare to Karkat her smile still wide as she sees his eyes widen
Karkat: NO FUCK THAT WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCKS WOULD DARE THAT. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT SORRY EXUSE FOR A THINKPAN
crim: it's a dare karkat get over it and do it
Karkat: I SAID NO FUCKASS
crim: fine but then you'll have to face today's punishment
Karkat: FINE THEN ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING THIS SHIT
Crim: oh I'm sure you'll change your mind if you hear the punishment
Karkat: WELL IM FUCKING WAITING
crim: you have to a eat soper slime pie
Crim: so decide dare or pie
Karkat: …
Karkat: FINE ILL DO THE FUCKING DARE
Hearing this Crim goes to the appearify room and appearify's a bucket full of skittles to the living room
Crim walks back just in time for a mysterious portal to appear out of nowhere and spits out the said bucket after delivering it quickly disappears into thin air
Trolls seeing the gift take a step back and Equius quickly steps in front of a blushing Nepeta, blocking her view
Equius: D- why is there such a disgusting object In the room
Crim: because Karkat has to sit on it
Nepeta: :33 Eqkitty can you move now
Equius: D- I refuse to allow you to see such a 100d object
Crim: well if karkat does the dare quickly I can get rid of it
Karkat: FUCKING FINE
Karkat hesitantly walks over to the bucket, grabs a handful of skittles and puts it in his mouth, sits down on the bucket and mumbles
Karkat: MMPGgghmph
Rose: what?
Crim: it doesn't count if we can't understand you
Karkat: I-MPHH SAGHID I AMPH FE BUCKIT KING. KNEEFL BE-FOR MA RAINFBOW FIFLED BUCKIT ANPM YOU SHALL B-EE REWARPHMDED.
Everyone stays quiet and stares at the blushing karkat, mouth full of skittles
Dave: pfffft
Dave loses his cool for a second making everyone laugh
John: hahahahahahahaha
Jane: hoo hoo
Jade: haha you pfft you look like hehe a squirrel
Feferi: hehe w)(at's a haha squirr-el
Jake: oh it's a cute little creature who can stuff their food in their cheeks making them look like…
Dirk: him
Eridan: pfff hahahaha you look so pathetic oh glub hahaha
Karkat spits out the skittles and yells
Karkat: I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL
he storms off
Crim: with that done lets move on
GoogleHeadOtaku
Beta k1ds: on a scale of 1 to 10, how awkward was 1t to m33t the alphas? Once you all actually had time to s1t down and talk that 1s.
Crim: John, Dave, Jade and Rose this one's for you
Dave: we never once had time to actually sit down and talk so we can't really rate it
Crim: did you just read my laptop
Dave: maybe
Crim: well don't that's my job not yours go back
Dave: fine fine
Crim rereads the truth to the kids
Rose: well just as Dave said we never really sat down and 'talk' before since we were very focused on the game
Crim: sorry GoogleHeadOtaku they can't really rate it right now
Crim: I feel like a feelings jam is needed
Crim: gamzee!
The hostess calls for the clown troll who was leaning on a horn pile in the corner
How no one realised this is a mystery
Crim: gamzee can you make like a horn pile in the appearify room, in those two closets and in the kitchen?
Gamzee: SuRe mOtHeRfUcKiNg ThInG CrImSiS
Crim: thanks now you 8 to a horn pile!
They all slowly walk to a room or closet pairings are dirk/Dave, Roxy/Rose Jane/John and Jake/Jade (I just realised how many J names there are)
Crim: ok now for the final dare for today…
B4s1l1ck
I dare everybody to play some…
Patapon(look it up)and see who can keep the beat perfect for the longest time, the winner gets to keep the actual four drums and all masks (permanently) to use, ultimate loser has to be the winner's servant until end of chapter
Crim: we need everyone to come for this dare so can someone go get Karkat?
Terezi: 1LL GO
Crim: ok while that's happening I appearified some pjs for everyone so go put them on while I do a little research
Vriska: what are pj's?
Roxy: there *hic* like thish eallya comfi clothes you were to *hic* bed
Roxy: really* *wear
Vriska: oh
They all go to the appearify room and you settle back to the couch and look up this Patapon game
Crim: hmmm
20 minutes pass until everybody comes back in and see Crim with her earphones back on and eyes close, head nodding slightly
Tavros: mAYBE IF WE UHH,,,, BACK OUT QUIETLY UM,, MAYBE WE DONT HAVE TO DO THE UH,, DARE
Jade: good idea
They all start backing out as quietly as possible and almost succeed until you use your 'viewers' power to tear the earphones off Crim surprising her
Crim: hey!
A dark aura starts surrounding Crim as she narrows her eyes in anger and she seems to start to change appearance until she sees the guests and turns to normal just as quickly appearing almost as an illusion
Jake: did any of you lads see that?
John: what her hair instead of light brown changing black?
Feferi: or )(-er e-y-es turning bright green?
Jake: well glad to see my sockets aren't not playing with me
Rose: It must've been the trick of light
Crim: guys hurry up we have to finish this dare
Nepeta: *ac pushes her furrends towards the nice hostess and says guys she is furry nice*
They all walk to the nice hostess with caution noticing that she changed her clothes to a black singlet with the grey void symbol and different shades of blue short shorts with little black spiders on them, Crim notices her guests caution but decides to ignore it
Crim: while you guys were changing I check out our last dare and apparently we all have to play this game called Patapon luckily I managed to appearify all your laptops and hivetops to download the game
Crim: now the rules are in the game and one part of the dare is to see who can stay alive the longest
Tavros: aND THE UH,,, SECOND PART?
Crim: I'll tell you when we finish
Crim starts to hand out everyone lap (and hive) tops all the while looking at a few of the pj designs you made
Dave is wearing a long fluffy red shirt with his symbol attached in the centre with black pants, jane is wearing a light blue short sleeve shirt that has red forks on the side with some cotton candy covered shorts, on the other hand Roxy is wearing a red silky singlet that ends above her stomach and grey boxers with little glass spilling wine, john looks to be wearing the same thing as always except he is wearing yellow sweatpants instead, Vriska is wearing a dark blue singlet with a black Scorpio sign and grey shorts with 8cue balls. Karkat has on a plain black tee with black shorts both having the cancer on it as well as little crabs in the shorts and Terezi's wearing a baggy red shirt and white boxers with little colourful scalemates on them.
All in all Crim seems pretty proud of all the pj designs and mumbles
Crim: cost me a shit load of grist but there all so cute!
Sollux: iim gonna beat all your a22e2 iin thiis game
Karkat: YOU WISH ASSHAT LETS PLAY
They all start playing Patapon and slowly everyone starts to die one by one until it's been 10 minutes in the game that only Crim and Sollux are left alive
Crim: I'm so not going down without a fight
Sollux: briing iit on
Another 2 minutes and Crim finally dies
Crim: haha that was fun and I almost beat you too
Sollux: you wii2h but you aren't two bad a player way better then Karkat
Karkat: WHAT!?
Sollux: don't start bucket king
Karkat growls but shuts up
Crim: ok this is the list of who died first starting with…
Crim: Karkat, Roxy, Terezi, Gamzee, Aradia, Jake, Tavros, Equius, Nepeta, Rose, Kanaya, Feferi, Jade, Jane, Eridan, Vriska, john, Dave, Dirk, me and the winner is Sollux
Crim: haha Karkat you lost to two people who weren't even sober and a blind girl!
Crim: no offence
Terezi: NON3 T4K3N
Terezi: TH4T'S WH4T YOU HUM3NS S4Y R1GHT?
Dave: you got it
Karkat: SHUT UP I LOST BECAUSE I GOT FUCKING DISTRACTED YOU NOOKSUCKERS
Crim: too bad now in the next chapter your Sollux's servant for the day
Karkat: WHAT!?
Sollux: oh ye22222 thank you whoever you are
Crim: and you also get to permanently keep the four drums and all the masks
Sollux: cool I gue22?
Crim: well that's it for tonight people let's go check upstairs to see how's the room going
You finally end this chapter with a happy Authoress and she tells you all before disappearing upstairs to review more truth or dares for everyone
What's that button on the right hand corner? It looks so tempting to review and what's the harm? The button is calling your name so just… press… it
Edit: sorry this chapter was a bit long but I'll try to shorten it next time