Double Dipper Part 1
At the Mystery Shack, Dipper, Mabel, Sous and Wendy are lined up in front of Stan.
"Alright, people. Listen up." said Stan. "We're having a weekend party to raise more money. Sous, since you're the one with the word 'dude', I'm letting you be the DJ."
"Alright!" shouted Sous. "You won't regret this, Mr. Pines. I learned how to DJ R-R-R-Right."
Stan gives Sous a look and then turns to Dipper and Wendy.
"Dipper, Wendy, since you two are boyfriend and girlfriend, you'll be running the ticket booth." said Stan.
"Aw, what?" said Dipper and Wendy at the same time.
"Come on, Gr-uncle Stan. This party is the perfect opportunity for me and Wendy to slow dance." said Dipper.
"Yeah, if you haven't noticed yet, I have a boyfriend!" shouted Wendy. "And when it comes to romantics, he and I need to slow dance. It's part of the relationship, man."
"So?" said Stan carelessly. "Slow dance at the next party, knuckleheads."
"AW!" groaned Dipper and Wendy.
"Ya know, if it makes ya feel any better, I can run the booth by myself." said Mabel.
"You know it's just gonna be you out there all night, right?" asked Dipper.
Mabel gets a nervous look and says "Or maybe not."
Later that night, lots of people are at the shack and there is a disco ball and dance floor and the lights are off.
"Ha. Does your Great Uncle know how to run a party or what?" said Stan to Mabel. "The admission is free. But if anyone tries to leave, I'm charging them 15$."
Outside, at the ticket stand, Dipper and Wendy are so bored that they're too bored to even realize that they could just kiss each-other while no one was looking.
"Man, I can't take it!" said Wendy. "I gotta get in there. But if we go in there, Stan is just gonna send us back out here."
"I know what ya mean: It's hard to deal with this much boredom when people are inside having fun and we're out here freezing our noses off." said Dipper. "Was that the appropriate way to use that term?"
Suddenly, a girl in fancy expensive looking clothing and blond hair comes to the ticket counter.
"I'll take one ticket." she said. "And I know about the free admission."
The blond girl goes inside the shack.
"Who was that?" asked Dipper.
"Pacific-a Northwest." answered Wendy in a uncomfortable way. "She thinks she owns the town just because she's rich."
"Is it legal for a girl to have that much make-up on?" asked Dipper. "On second thought, I don't wanna know."
"It doesn't matter anyway. She's gonna be in there having fun while we freeze to death." said Wendy. "If only we could be in two places at once."
Dipper suddenly lightens up and gets an idea.
"I think I have the solution!" he said. "Listen to this: I was upstairs making copies of my arm for reasons I can't really explain..."
In the memory, Dipper is making copies of his arm for unknown reasons as mentioned above. After he makes one copy, the arm suddenly comes out of the paper and starts crawling on the floor. Dipper is shocked.
"Whoa! Holy cow!" he shouted throwing a bottle of water over the arm and it melts. "Whoa. This machine can copy human beings...THAT'S AWESOME!"
"...so if we make copies of ourselves and put them out here, we can go inside and have our slow dance when the slow music comes on. Plus, I get to have an actual romantic moment with the kiss."
"Dude, you're a genius!" said Wendy. "Although, isn't this kinda considered exposing the supernatural to your uncle who knows absolutely nothing about the supernatural?"
"One would think." said Dipper. "Another could care less and be a trouble making teenager."
"Point taken." said Wendy.
Dipper and Wendy sneak upstairs to Stan's office, but unbeknownst to them, Robbie was watching and heard the entire conversation from the window.
"So you two are gonna make clones of yourselves using a copy machine that can make clones of you?" said Robbie quietly to himself. "Thanks, guys. You just made my revenge on Dipper for stealing my girlfriend a whole lot easier."
Upstairs in Stan's office, Dipper gets onto the copy machine and Wendy presses the copy button and a copy of Dipper flies onto the ground and the copy comes out of the paper and makes a clone. Dipper and Wendy take a gander at it.
"Whoa. I have a really big head." said Dipper.
"And you're just noticing this now?" said Wendy.
"Never mind that, your turn."
Wendy climbs onto the machine and Dipper presses the button and out comes a copy of Wendy that jumps out of the paper.
"Whoa. I have a lot of freckles on my face." said Wendy.
"And you're just noticing THIS right now?" asked Dipper. "I kinda like the clone of me. I'm gonna call it Tyrone. That's a name I've always wanted."
Wendy waves her hand over her clone's face.
"Doesn't look like they talk much." said Wendy. "I don't think this is gonna work, man."
"It's gonna work, babe." said Dipper, who brings his clone outside with Wendy following him with her clone. "Besides, what's the worst that could happen?"
After Dipper and Wendy leave with their clones, Robbie comes out of hiding from behind the door. He goes inside and takes a look at the copy machine.
"Just you wait, Pines. I'm coming for you, with a whole army of me." said Robbie, who makes an evil face like the one Gideon would use.
End of chapter. Was that good? Before anyone asks, I just think it would be a good idea to have Robbie with a more villainous role. I mean, I've seen other people do it. So why can't I? Anyway, I'm off to clear my head of the last episode of the show I watched, because man that was as creepy as fuck. Am I right? Admit it, I'm right. Anyways, I gotta go. Until next time. Ciao. I like ciao, it's either hello or goodbye. It's like the aloha for um...Italian words. I guess.