I don't own Cyborg 009, this is a fanfiction only.

If there was something I hated was when people waste food. I went outside and with a hand sign, I made fifty shadow clones appear. "Alright, guys I need a storage scroll and five food containers. Ten of you hunt me down some squid ink, the rest make the scroll and the containers. I am going on recon."

The fifty went to work and I walked up the sheer cliff to stand on top of the x shaped mountain on the island. As soon as the clones got done with the containers and storage scroll I ran inside to find them still sitting, some of them enjoying the feeling of having a full stomach.

"Guys no time to relax and rest your meal. I need you to pack all the leftovers in these containers, and I need to store them fast. We got bombers headed this way. They will arrive in less than an hour."

They looked at me like I was insane, "Look 009 you might be a ninja, but we aren't. We can't pack away this much stuff with so little time, and where are you going to put these glass containers anyways. I say we look for cover and wait for the bombers to come. Who cares if this stuff gets blown up anyways?"

I glared at 007 and made some more clones. I and the clones packed everything up and the look, when they saw all those containers disappear into the storage scroll, was priceless.

"I hate to waste food, it's inconsiderate to the person who worked hard to make it and we might need that food later. You should be glad my mother is not here. If I wasted this much food, she would have me living off earthworms, bugs, and rats if I was lucky."

008 nodded his head, "Indeed it something a good mother does to teach her child to be considerate and to it's a good field survival exercise. It would do wonders for 007 to learn from such an experience."

Chang was smiling as we talked and my clones disappeared. "As for me, it sure is nice to see at least some of you appreciate my hard work in preparing your meal. Got any request 009? Consider it my way to say thank you."

I looked at him and could not help but to smile.

"Well I guess I will have to wait till you have all the ingredients, but I could really go for some ramen, miso ramen to be specific. My teacher used to love the stuff, and he often took the three of us to eat ramen after a mission well done."

003 just walked over to me and placed a hand on my shoulder. "Joe mind if I ask something personal?"

I looked at her as the final clone gave me the storage scroll with the food. "You can ask me anything you want, I will decide how to answer your question."

She laughed and pressed herself against my back, well that answers one question. She is definitely not wearing a bra under her uniform. She really learns close to me, as I can feel her breath against my ear.

"Anyone special in your life waiting for you back home? Do I have a lot of competition or can I say I got a pretty good chance of getting you to be mine?"

Good thing she could see my face, my face must be as red as a tomato right about now. "I had a girlfriend, she was a member of my clan. So to answer you the question, no I got nobody in my life, and my home is as empty as the heart of the man who killed my clan."

I feel her do something that pretty much upset 007 if his shouting was any indication. She kissed my cheek and rested her head on my shoulder. "Joe, Revenge is no way to live a life you know. If you need someone to be your emotional support, you know you got me don't you?"

I was about to answer that as I slam my fists against the ground after I finished making a long series of hand signs. She ends up flipping and ends up in a bridal carry by the time the technique took effect.

With her teasing, I fell like a little payback was in order, so I moved close to her face and kissed her lips. Not that she was very much against it, if the way her mouth was responding, and after a few seconds we were tasting each other saliva and I could feel the texture of her tongue against mine.

The cave was hit by the sounds of several dozen fragmentation bombs. The shield did a wonderful job of keeping the rocks from crushing us and 007 was just muttering something I could not tell, then again my focus was on the searing kiss I was involved in with the blonde bombshell.

Finally, we needed to stop the kiss due to the need for air. "I never seen a pair of people get that close in a relationship that fast, I know I am old, and not much to look at, but back in my youth I was quite the lady killer myself and even I get this sort of reaction from the fair sex."

"Just hold long do you plan to carry her like that for? For crying out loud, she didn't even give you her consent for that kiss. You practically stole her first kiss how shameless can you possibly be 009!"

007 was clearly upset about something, but I didn't feel the need to correct him. I knew she was not against me kissing her, had she been against it, she would have slapped me clear into the cave wall.

"He didn't steal anything, I was going to do that myself too. The fact is that I wanted a lot more than just a kiss, but we can't do what I wanted with an audience now can we Joe?"

I move close holding her tight against me, "Don't you worry, I will give you a massage to remember later." She began laughing as I said that.

"Well, I guess it's time to get some sleep, we got to get up bright and early next morning to catch security in that place off guard." I guess Albert sort of figured the same thing I did, that Black Ghost would expect us to attack at night and not before dawn.

As I got comfortable on the ground, I found her right next to me with a questioning look. "Let's wait till I have something more comfortable for you, I will give you that massage, but I rather you be comfortable while I do it. That's a promise and I don't break my promises."

As I closed my eyes I felt someone use my chest as a pillow, "You said you wanted me to be comfortable, well I am." 003 looked quite cozy as she used my chest as a pillow. I closed my eyes and before long I began dreaming of a home, a set of blonde twin girls playing in the yard with their dog, and a rather strange looking car parked in the driveway.

A few hours later I was woken up by something I never figured I would here. "What the hell! 003 and 009 are sleeping together, How about waiting for a little privacy before you go and jump each other!" I never figured 008 to be upset how we were sleeping. It's not like we actually did anything that requires privacy or intimate.

"008 could you shout a little louder, I don't think Black Ghost heard you. As for making out, making love, or plain outright sex, we didn't do any of the sorts. I am insulted that you think I am that easy." 003 sure knew how to tell him off, she got close to me and gave me a kiss on my lips.

"As for you Joe, thank you for letting me use your chest as a pillow. I had a much more comfortable sleep than I would have otherwise." I smiled at her and told her that it was no problem at all.

"So how long do you two plan to stay like that? I mean I have no problem with a bit of morning romance, but my breakfast is getting cold. I would think you of all people would appreciate me getting up bright and early to cook it."

I helped stand up and I saw the glare that 007 was giving me. He kept muttering about if she wanted a comfortable sleep, he could actually change into a much more comfortable pillow.

I just about had it with his jealousy, or maybe envy. I walked over to the food and I began helping Chang serve the food to the others. In the end, I and Chang were the last to get to eat our breakfast. "Nice work 009, remind me if I ever need a waiter to ask you."

Françoise was still leaning near me as I finished sitting down and began to eat my breakfast. She sometimes even took food from her plate and fed it to me. I must have been blushing the entire time, but somehow I sure didn't mind as much as I would imagine.

I knew this lady for little more than two days, but in that time I began to want to get to know this beautiful lady, I wanted to know some things that were asked when I first introduced myself to my Genin team. Who knew those questions Naruto asked would come back and made me remember those days.

I looked at her and I smiled as she was finished eating her meal, "Françoise, I don't mean to intrude on you, but there are some questions I would very much like to hear your answers to if you don't mind that is."

She laughed as she heard me say this, she saw my empty plate being taken away to wash by a shadow clone and decided to link her arms with mine as she moved even closer to me. "Joe, you can ask me anything, as long as you don't mind me asking you some questions too."

I nodded my head as I knew that I should return the favor, and it sort of made me happy that she was also interested in me. "I would like to know your likes, dislike, and goal for the future."

"I will start, My likes I like training and a helping and protecting those I consider precious to me. I dislike traitors, liars, kidnappers, and rapist. My dream for the future is to marry, have a family if possible, at the very least live a long and happy life with a woman who will love me as much as I love her."

She smiled and pinched me on the side of my abdomen, "I like that goal, Joe, hopefully, I am the woman you were thinking off. As for me, I like classical music, dolphins, dancing, and cooking. I pretty much dislike the same things as you, except I also hate perverts. As for my goal I want a happy marriage to a nice, decent man who will love me, even as become old."

As we got ready to attack the base I had a strange feeling, almost like something was not right. It was a shiver that ran down my spine and I somehow knew something had gone wrong.

The professor told us his fellow scientist were going to do final testing on a new ship for Black Ghost, or at least that is what they told him. The real plan was to steal the ship and make a clean getaway on it.

As we entered the hangar through the ventilation shaft. I slowly lowered the Professor and I began to actively look at our surroundings. As I did I noticed something that I did not like one bit, someone turned on several spot lights, and I realized that we were surrounded by military grade combat robots.

I saw a man with a mustache laughing as we saw the situation we were in. "So turns out the traitors were telling the truth after all. Almost make me sorry that I had to kill those miserable eggheads."

I didn't know these scientists that well, but even I was angry enough that my eyes activated. I made a single hand sign and a hundred clones appeared around me. I didn't have to say a single thing. They all knew exactly what I wanted, and I wanted every robot crushed, every soldier dead, and everything except the ship we plan to use burned till it's scrap metal.

Once the idiot saw that he was not going to have an easy time he ran away and I decided to see where this idiot was going. The corridor was narrow, there was nothing even remotely dangerous on the walls, and the idiot looked like he just pissed his pants.

As we got to his office a very large holographic projection began to display. "Commander, what is the meaning of this? I ordered you to capture the renegade cyborgs. Instead, you are here apparently going to make excuses."

The man looked at me, and then at the man wearing black, like a typical stereotypical villain, and had a skull shaped helm on his head. "I make no excuse, sir. With your permission, I would like to active the base's self-destruct. If the renegades are not willing to surrender, they are a liability."

The man looked at me for the longest time, and even I could tell that he was thinking about this decision. "Very well Commander as your final act you may activate the self-destruct sequence."

The idiot had pushed a button before he actually finished hearing what his leader had said, and was shocked by several thousand volts of electricity.

"You are just as heartless as I imagined you being. How could you kill your own men? Don't you have any sort of care for the men that serve you?" The man looked at me and began laughing like I told him a joke.

"It's a disposable world 009, that which has no further use, or fails to perform are disposed in order to make room for those that are useful. I don't see why you are so upset? The self-destruct sequence did not even start. I wanted to have a friendly conversation. It's been a long time since last I saw a ninja. What village do you come from?"

I looked at him, and knew exactly who he was and that was just from his voice. That was a voice I would not forget anytime soon. "So you stopped the self-destruct so we could talk. You are sure a lot more friendly that I remembered you. So tell me should I call you Black Ghost too? Or do I still get to call the traitor of our clan dad?"

This surprised him quite a bit. "Joe, that is impossible. I planned that poison perfectly you are supposed to be dead, along with my wife and the little hussy that was in love with you. You can't be Joe Shimamura, You can't be my son! The Village Hidden in Edo was destroyed by my forces!"

I looked at him and I could see in a reflection how the irises on my eyes had changed and seen the red ring in my eyes. "You can run away dad, but I was given a mission by the late Hokage! You can run, but eventually, I will find you and you will pay for what you did!"