Chapter 5
Sorry for the long wait went camping and couldn't post so I hope this makes up for it now let's begin…
You are in a dark unfamiliar room with a big screen playing a movie, in the corner you find a pile of movies in alphabetical order, the kids and trolls crowd around the room holding popcorn, sweets and drinks, some are on the floor while others are on chairs, beanbags and couches.
You spot Dave sitting on a couch with Terezi leaning on his shoulder and Jade on his lap, at the edge is karkat who was leaning against the arm chair grumpy as he sees Dave with the girls. A little bit further away you spot John and Vriska sitting closely together on beanbags, Jane near the front was awkwardly trying to scoot closer to Jake who was sitting very close to Dirk. You look around to see most trolls and kids like this either together or trying to get close to their flush crush.
You find it adorable that they are all trying so much but you feel very lonely
Speaking of lonely you realise the Authoress is nowhere to be seen
you leave the theater room and go to her room where your sure she'll be.
You enter the room and you see that Crim and Nepeta are talking
Crim: sorry Nepeta
Nepeta: :33 It's ok Crimkitty I just wished you told me you liked Karkitty though
Crim: I just didn't want to upset you
Crim: I didn't want to break this friendship or whatever we have here
Nepeta: :33 it wouldn't purreak our furrendship!
Nepeta: :33 look Karkitty likes Terezi and we're still furrends!
(Does nepeta call Terezi in a cat pun? Like purrezi or something? idk)
Crim: no hard felines?
Nepeta grins at the cat pun
Nepeta: *AC accepts the apologies graciously and tackle-pounces Crimkitty!*
Crim: haha ok ok! *the authoress is glad that AC and her are still friends*
The authoress pats the small cat troll
Equius: D- Nepeta there you are
Nepeta: :33 Eqkitty me and Crimkitty are Furrends again!
Equius: D- that's nice Nepeta now shall we return to everyone?
Crim: good idea we have dares to get through
They all leave the room but crim pulls the cat troll back and whispers
Crim: *whispering* My other OTP is You and Equius
Nepeta: :33 huh!?
The little troll slightly blushes an olive green and the authoress grins
Nepeta: :33 but ah what quadrant?
Crim: well that's myyy secret
Nepeta: what!? No fair
nepeta frowns playfully
Equius: D- what are you two discussing about over there?
Crim: heehee oh nothing right Nepeta?
Nepeta: :33 uh yep nothing!
Nepeta's cheeks still green smiles confusing the sweaty troll
They reach the theatre and Crim goes to the side where a control panel is
She stops the movie and turns on the lights
Crim: alrighty guys gotta do some dares
There are shouts and complaints
Jake: by golly don't turn it off now! The best parts coming
Karkat: YEA THE FUCKING ENDING
Jake: hey!
Crim: that's great now move out people
Crim: nobody wants to read about you watching Avatar
Jake: well some people want to watch it
Crim: whatever hurry up you guys can do a movie marathon later
Everyone goes to the living room grumbling, well nearly everyone
Crim: hey guys where's Roxy and Feferi?
Everyone: …
Crim facepalms
Crim: don't tell me you forgot about them
Sollux: we were 2orta occupiied wiith the moviie
Crim: you do realise you left Roxy and fef up there all day right?
She sighs
Crim: Jane get some food for Roxy I'll go get fef
Jane runs to the kitchen while Crim goes upstairs
She reaches Feferi's room to find it unlocked she decides to proceed
The Authoress finds a sleeping Feferi and doesn't know if-
Crim: shoosh!
*whispering* she should wake her
Crim: she's been asleep all day of course I'm gonna wake her
Well sorry
Crim gently nudges Feferi awake
Feferi: *yawns* is it morning alr-eady?
Crim: it's the afternoon
Feferi looks mildly surprised
Feferi: oh
Crim: you ok now?
Feferi: a bit
She shows a tiny smile
Crim: still miss your cuttlefish?
Feferi: v-ery
Crim: well the dares are starting and we might need you
Feferi: …fin-e
Crim notices the change in Feferi
Crim: hey if it makes you happy I can appearify another cuttlefish
She perks up a bit but then her eyes widen
Feferi: r-e-elly? Wait I don't hav-e to e-at it again right?
Crim: nope now come on
Feferi: …ok
You walk down stairs with Feferi and notice everyone already waiting
Crim: Eridan your in my seat
Eridan: can't wwe sit anywwhere?
Crim: anywhere but my seat move
Eridan: wwhy should I?
Crim goes to her seat and sits on her beanbag in one motion pushing Eridan with her hips causing him to fall on Sollux's lap (who happen to be sitting next to him)
Sollux's cheek turn a mustard colour while Eridan's turn purple
Crim smiles
Crim: that's why
Nepeta: *whispering* I ship it
Karkat: CAN WE GET A FUCKING MOVE ON? MY MOVIE WAS NEXT AND I WANTED TO FUCKING WATCH IT
Crim: someone's being grouchy
Dave: probably because he had no hot chicks on him
Karkat: SHUT THE FUCK UP STRIDER
Crim: ok I'm moving this along before it turns into a bloodbath
B4s1l1cK
Oh god…raw FUCKING fish? Dudeeeeeee(shut up spiderbitch 7's my lucky number) well sick fuck's done it now hehehe
I didn't come unprepared you know the game I made you play, Patapon? I did NOT give those drums away for no reason hehe let me explain:if you play PATA PON DON CHAKA on those drums it makes you feel way
Better,better than ever, I dare Sollux give the drums to feferi and I dare her to play that song, I also dare ms author to make it so every time you start reading a review from musicalblink sweet dreams by euphoria starts playing in the room
(Did you mean Eurythmics?)
Crim: Sollux you still have those drums from Patapon?
Sollux: yea you saiid ii had to keep them permanently diidn't you
Crim: ok good go get them
Sollux: fiine
He goes upstairs for a few minutes then comes back with four drums in the air
Sollux: what? they were two heavy
Crim: doesn't matter give them to fef
Sollux: ok here ff
He places them in front of Feferi and sits back down
Crim: okay fef you've been dared to play PATA PON DON CHAKA on the drums
Feferi: um ok?
She tests out the drum memorising the beat and starts to play
After a few minutes she stops and smiles perkily
Aradia: are you ok Feferi?
Feferi: actually I'v-e n-ev-er f-elt any b-ett-er! Glub
She says cheerfully
Crim: oh so the drum worked
Roxy: what *hic* do you meen?
Roxy: mean*
Crim: couldn't stand being hung over?
Roxy: nop
Rose: if you could tell us what you meant by that statement…
Crim: oh simple the reviewer dared fef to play that beat because it was suppose to cheer her up or something
Tavros: sO YOUR UM,,,, SAYING THAT SHE'S BACK TO UH,, NORMAL?
Crim: yup
Dirk: cool
Crim: our next dare is from… oh no
Suddenly sweet dreams starts playing in the room. Full blast
Everyone covers their ears
Karkat: OH MY GOG WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Crim: I've been dared to play sweet dreams when I'm reading out musicalBlink's reviews
John: read it quickly I think my ears are bleeding!
Rose: I would enjoy this song if it wasn't on full blast
Crim reads as fast as she can
musicalBlink
Yeah, the cake was against the rules, but I guess it's too late to bitch about it now so… time for a new dare?
Yes I think so.
Ah I see… Y'know. I really LOVE picking on kitkat.
This time, he must paint a large mural of himself and everyone there (including you, crim) to the best of his capabilities…in blood. It can be troll or human blood or both.
Have fun kitkat. I'll be watching you ;)
Eridan: you couldn't read any faster?
Crim: shut up I'm a slow reader
Crim: hey kitkat it seems your next on musicalBlink's torture list
Karkat: FUCKING HELL WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO THIS TIME
Crim: paint a mural of all of us
Karkat: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
Crim: it's what nepeta does but this time you have to paint us
Karkat: DOESNT SOUND TOO FUCKING HARD
Crim: …you have to paint it in our blood
Crim: that or you have to step on the Lego again
Karkat: …
Karkat: YOU KNOW I FUCKING HATE THIS PERSON
It takes a full 20 minutes before everything is ready and prepared
10 minutes to take out enough blood to paint the wall
And another 10 minutes to shoosh-pap Gamzee and keep Kanaya away from the bloody containers
Finally you place the containers in front of karkat in the living room
Crim: where's Gamzee and Kanaya?
Dave: Gamzee is locked in a closet surrounded by soper pie
Jade: and Kanaya went to the kitchen to find someone to snack on
Crim: oh…
Terezi: W3 H4V3 CHOCOL4T3, 4PPL3B3RRY BL4ST, BLU3 R4SPB3RRY SLUSH13, BLU3B3RRY BUBBL3GUM, GR4P3S, BL4CKB3RR13S, BLU3 J3LLY, OL1V3S, SOUR GR33N 4PPL3, PLUMS 4ND P1NK M4RSHM3LLOWS
Terezi: 4ND TH3 ROS3 HUM4N 1S L4V4ND3R
Sollux: what the fuck are you talkiing about tz iit's red
Terezi: W3LL 1T SM3LLS L1K3 L4V4ND3R
Crim: well we have different types of blood not different colours
Crim: so I'm not surprised
Tavros: uH,, WHY IS THAT?
The humans shrug
Feferi: that's w-eird h-eh-e glub
Crim: anyway we're going upstairs yell when your ready
Karkat: THIS IS MAKING ME FEEL FUCKING SICK
The Authoress leads her guests upstairs
Crim: ok who's room is the tidiest?
Vriska: probably ourrrrrrrrs
Crim: ok then
They all enter the third room and find places to sit
Rose and Kanaya squeeze onto their bed with John and Dave
While Terezi, Sollux, Eridan and Feferi sit on the other bed
Everyone else sits down on the floor making it a bit of a tight fit, Tavros had to sit in the closet so he doesn't knock anyone out
Crim: it's a bit of a tight fit but it'll have to do
I just said that
Crim: and I'm saying it again
Dirk: dude your sitting on my hand
Nepeta: :33 OW! stop pulling on my coat!
Eridan: wwater is this?
Terezi: OH TH4T'S PROB4BLY MY S4L1V4
Eridan: gah! Gross
Sollux: don't wiipe iit on me fiishdiick!
Crim: seems like everyone's comfortable so let's do the next dare
GoggleHeadOtaku
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(Hehe thanks and sorry bout that I just realised I misspelled your name my fault for not rerereading it like a Normal person)
Crim: seems like we have to go to the appearify room
Tavros: bUT ISN'T IT UM,,, DOWNSTAIRS?
Crim: I have another one up here let's go
Everyone starts leaving quickly, blocking the doorway
Jade: gah! Stop pushing! Grrr
Terezi: H33H33 MOV3 MOV3!
Crim: Guys! Stop bunching up the walls-
There's a crack
Then the sound of falling and groaning
Behind is the Authoress, hand on forehead shaking her head
Crim: -going to collapse
Crim: let's go before you guys bring the house down
They go through the hallway, turn the corner and enter the farthest room
Crim opens a portal into an unknown street
Crim: nepeta you have been dared to find some kittens
Crim: then give us one e-
Crim isn't able to finish the sentence because Nepeta already jumped through, closing the portal
Equius: D- Nepeta!
Crim: wow slow down she's already gone
Equius: D- I demand you return nepeta right now lowb100d
Crim: sorry can't, when she finds the kittens she'll come back
Equius clenches his fists ready to break anything and everything in his way
Crim does some quick pressing and a bunch of random robots appear
Equius smashes them up almost immediately
Crim: better?
Equius: D- I would feel better if my morail was here
Crim: I'm sure she'll be here any-
Suddenly a portal appears and sure enough the little cat troll jumps down dirty and with a box of kittens in her hands
Crim: hey Nepeta you ok?
Nepeta: :33 Purrific!
Equius nearly hugs her but stops himself and says
Equius: Nepeta! Your filthy
Nepeta: :33 yea I had to go through alleyways and a few trash bins to get these guys
She uncovers her coat in her arms and reveals a box of small dirty kittens
She gives three white kittens to Sollux, Feferi and Equius, two ginger kittens to Aradia and Kanaya, a black cat to Vriska who was about to drop it head first on the floor
Crim: don't!
Vriska: why noooooooot this creature is too cute and fluffy I want a spider
Crim: you can't harm it that's part of the dare
Vriska: *sigh* fine
A ginger and white mixed kitten to Eridan, a chocolate coloured one to Tavros, a striped kitten to Terezi and a black and white kitten to Crim. Inside a grey kitten, a grey and white kitten and ginger cat covered in black spots are still inside
Nepeta picks up the black spotted kitten
Nepeta: :33 the gray kittens are for Karkitty and Gamzee
Crim: we'll give them those later
Crim: that's all the dare for today so…
Feferi: movie marathon?
Everyone cheers and goes to the theatre room
You end the chapter with everyone leaving Karkat and Gamzee behind to worry about later, right now they go to finish watching Avatar
Hey guys sorry for the long wait thanks to everyone who continues posting and hope your enjoying this story