Operation Hookup
"Ok so here's the plan." Ino plopped down in the booth opposite Sakura. "We corner them and trap them. I'll take her, you take him. We'll knock them out if we have to, it can't be that hard, right? Anyway, once you have him, bring him to the rendezvous point. I have Naruto and Sasuke organised to cover the exits. We're going to shove them inside and lock the doors, but the real guard system is going to be the boys. Once that is done were going to play some romantic music through the rooms and badda-bing, badda-boom, instant relationship."
"I take it we're talking about Shikamaru and Temari?"
"What? No! Get with the times Sakura, those two have been together for ages." Ino leaned over the table and whispered "I'm talking Kakashi-Sensei and the Fifth Mizukage!"
Sakura reached over and placed a hand Ino's forehead. "Well you don't have a fever, which begs the question, ARE YOU INSANE?!"