Chapter 7
Yup guys another chapter and it starts in 3…2…1
It's the middle of the night, outside is a starless sky and feels like it's around -3 degrees, you quickly go inside where a roaring fire is lit in a fireplace downstairs, you go upstairs and pass a wallless room and you remember the event from a few days ago
You go inside the room at the end of the hallway and you see…
an 8 cue ball bed sheet cover king bed where two trolls and two kids lay together asleep
Terezi, Vriska, Crim and Jade were all snuggled up tight together trying to keep warm
Crim: Mmhhnm *mumbling* Jade your ears tickling me
In response she snuggles closer
Vriska: *half grumbling* stop moving…zzz
You see the Authoress in the middle of the pile with Jade on top of her arm making it useless and is hugging her, you see her ears moving a bit every now and then tickling the Authoress's nose
Next Terezi is higher up, her stomach eye level to Crim's ear, all curled up and gnawing on her head grinning and occasionally laughing quietly unfortunately leaving a few trails of saliva in her head in the process which makes Crim frown in her sleep
Finally the last troll who originally was sleeping the farthest because she didn't want to sleep close to anyone currently had her head leaning on Crim's stomach and a leg over hers like Jade
As a result Crim was busy being completely immobile and being crushed by the girls weight though she was still fast asleep
You were about to leave when you hear the door creak open and light pour in
Equius: D- I find this %ceptionally rude why must we break in here?
Kankri: d9 y9u kn9w h9w triggering it can 6e t9 enter someone's r99m with9ut permissi9n-
Karkat: *whisper yelling* shut up fuckass and get in
The trigger happy troll reluctantly steps in
Tavros: W…why are UM,,, we here?
Sollux: beecau2e we are goiing to 2how tho2e giirls not to me22 wiith u2
Dirk: so we're pranking them?
Sollux: biingo
Eridan: so wwhy do wwe havve to be up
Sollux: beecau2e we need everyone for iit to work
John: ok so what are we doing?
Sollux: alriight guy2 huddle up
The boys all huddle up and start snickering even Tavros and Kankri decide (are forced) to join their little prank
You have a feeling this is going to be a loooooong night
It's early morning when you hear screams
Vriska: wh8t the f8ck!?
Jade: grrrrrrrr
Terezi: UH J4D3 WHY AR3 YOU SMELL1NG L1K3 YOU W4NT TO CH4S3 M3?
Crim: I am going to KILL the wise guys who done this
You see Jade chase after a confused and frightened Terezi who was dressed up with a pair of neko cat ears and tails with black whiskers and a pink nose painted on her
Terezi: WH4T 1S ON M3?
Jade: woof woof!
Vriska was wearing a pair of pink shorts and a orange singlet (which happen to be Vriska's most hated colours) that had 7 cue balls printed all over them
Vriska: aaaaaaah! N8t 7's not 7's! And or7ange and p7nk! bl7rgh where are my black sh7rts and 8 cue b7ll pj's?
Vriska was frantically running around to find any clothing that wasn't covered in 7's or orange/pink
You look at a raging Crim who woke up surround by pink walls with pink bed sheet covers that have little unicorns covered on them
She gets up and checks herself on her mirror, she nearly screams
Makeup covered her face to make it look like a clown (like gamzee's face paint or does he use makeup? Wait what?) and her hair is tied up in lopsided pigtails with little pink ribbons tied at the end
She looks at her arms to see scribbles of random shit drawn on them with different colour markers
This time she did scream
Crim: WHEN I FUCKING GET MY HANDS ON WHOEVER DID THIS THEY WILL REGRET EVER ENTERING OUR ROOM!
Crim walks out of her room and spots the guys snickering before shutting their bedroom door
Crim pops her head back into the room
Crim: hey guys seems like we have a couple of pranksters who need to be taught a lesson
They look at her then nod
Crim: ooooooooh boys~
Jade: come out we have something to show you guys~
Terezi: H3H3H3H3H3 Y34 COM3 ON OUT
When no response comes Crim sighs and snaps her fingers
and let's just say when they went in their rooms they were taught a lesson they will most likely not forget
After 10 minutes of showering the authoress goes downstairs with a towel under her wet hair and fresh clothes on
Crim: any of you guys seen my laptop? I left it charging in my room and I can't find it
The bloody and bruised boys suddenly pale and keep quiet
In a deathly low voice crim says
Crim:…guys what did you do to my laptop?
Jake: well you see uh…
Gamzee: wE mOtHeRfUcKiNg dRoPpEd iT aNd It bRoKe
You can feel the air snap around Crim
Crim: …what? What did you just say
Crim: please TELL me he's lying PLEASE
Eridan: wwell obvviously
a sigh of relief escapes Crim
Eridan: wwe also dropped it in wwater
Gamzee: yEaH tHe SpArKs wErE FuLl oF mIrAcLeS
You see Dirk smack the fish behind the head
Crim: I am going to KILL YOU ALL WITH MY BARE HANDS
Crim was about to lunge at the closest troll (Karkat) to her when she stopped and smiled calmly
BC: woah chilllllax sister
Crim suddenly changes, her brown hair turns black and eyes green, her tanned skin changes to a pale white and her teeth grow a bit smaller and sharper
BC: seems like you reallllly pissed off my sis there so ima gonna take over a bit
Everybody is frozen in shock at their hostess new appearance
BC:'don't you knowwwww it's rude to stare?
Everyone looks down and Rose asks
Rose: may I ask, who you are?
BC: well Crim calls me black crimson as I'm supposedly her 'dark half' but you can call me BC
Dave raises an eyebrow
Dave: you're the dark half?
BC: yup now let's get to work I'm boreddddd
A paper flies down with today's dares
BC: awesome thanks voice
You are still freaked out by the new Crim but say welcome anyway
BC sees Karkat and sits on his lap making him blush, her smile and Nepeta growl
Karkat: UH-UM WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING
BC: sitting on your lap problem?
Karkat: N-NO
BC: good now don't yell in my ear
Kankri: 6C was it? I d9 not think it is appr9priate f9r y9u t9 sit 9n s9me9ne's lap it c9uld trigger-
BC: oh hushhhhh Kankri your just jealous that your not the Vantas I'm sitting on
Kankri blushes and sputters
Kankri: w-w-what!? I reassure y9u that's not-
BC: well then shoosh and let me read
BC covers her ears and everyone does the same as the blasting song comes up
musicalBlink
I dare Sollux to repeatedly say sassafras until he can say it without lisping. He cannot get any help at all from anyone in any form.
And, I'm really bored so here's a second dare! :) I dare Terezi to lick all of the blood off of the walls from where Karkat painted his ironically bad mural.
BC grins evilly
BC: bit weak but not bad though I could dare muchhhhh better
BC: Sollux say sassafras without lisping
Sollux: 2a22a- 2a22afr- 222a- 222a22a ii thought ii was puniished enough
BC: no you weren't now don't stop until you say it without lisping thollux
BC laughs cruelly enjoying herself
Feferi: it's not funny 38(
BC: clam it fish breath
Feferi: glub 38(
BC: Terezi you have to lick all the blood off karkaaaaat's bad art
Karkat: IT- I mean it isn't bad!
BC laughs and pats his head
BC: haha sorry Karkat but yea it is, now Terezi go
Terezi: BUT W3 TOOK TH4T OFF Y3ST3RD4Y
BC snaps her fingers
BC: iiiii don't know what your talking about now go
Terezi scrunches her nose but proceeds as she doesn't want to feel the wrath of the Lego
Terezi licks experimentally and has a BL4H moment
BC: you have to make it spotless
Jane: your mean
BC: I'm doing dares
Jane: at least Crim was kinder to us
BC: well suck it up I'm hosting right now don't like it? why don't you take a fall down the void then
Jane looks down
BC: anywayyyyy
psYchOtic Summoner
BC: I'm liking her already
psYchOtic Summoner
Kekekekekekekes, where do I begin?
Dave: Have Apple juice. Half gallon
Sollux: Tell us what happened in the closet with Eri *wink wonk*
Jake, Dirk, Eridan, Sollux: Fanservice, go!
Crim: will you make them strip to their underwear and do Gangnam style if they don't?
Suddenly a portal opens and half a gallon of Apple juice pops out
Dave immediately runs for the Aj but BC gets up off Karkat and got to it first
BC: nah ah you miiiiight get some later but for now I'll hold onto it
Dave: sis no give me the Aj. Now I need that man hadn't had one for ages
BC: damn your right! I haven't either
BC opens the Aj bottle and drinks nearly all of it
BC: well the reviewer never said he could have it all hahaha
Dave loses his cool and lunges for the remaining Aj but BC flash steps back onto Karkat's lap surprising them both
Dave: what the?
Karkat: WOAH FUCK YOU SCARED ME
BC just giggles and kisses Karkat on the cheek
Nepeta hisses
BC: something wrong Nepeta?
BC hides a smirk and puts an innocent face on
BC: if you have something to say then sayyyyy it
Nepeta: :(( *n-no AC says slowly and hangs her head*
BC: hehe I just find roleplaying so stupid only for girls and trolls who can't get their feelings out
They all gasp a little and look at Nepeta who has tears in her eyes and Equius says in a low voice
Equius: D- it's alright Nepeta remember she isn't your same frie- I mean furrend
Equius blushes the last bit and Nepeta smiles tearfully
Nepeta: :33 yeah that's right thanks Eqkitty
Inside BC you hear Crim squeal making BC roll her eyes
BC: ugh let's move on
BC: I'm sure Sollux would lovvvvve to tell all of us what happened in the closet with Eridan but I think he's currently occupied
Sollux: 222222a- 2a2afr- fucccccck
BC: Jake, Dirk, Eridan and Sollux fanservice. Now
4Boys: oh hell no
BC: than you have to strip to you underwear and do gangnam style
The boys look at each other then strip earning blushes from the girls and a raised eyebrow from BC
BC: really Dirk? My little pony?
Dirk: don't judge the boxers man their cool
BC snaps her fingers and gangnam style plays
The boys immediately dance and after a few moments the lisp king and fishdick do it too
Everyone was laughing the entire time
BC: okayokayokayokay haha lets move on before I bruise a lung
GoggleHeadOtaku
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BC reads the first sentence and laughs
BC: you got right
She proceeds to read and her expression darkens while Nepeta's brightens, reading over her shoulder
Nepeta: *:33 come on BC you have to do it it's a dare says AC smugly*
BC snaps her fingers and Karkat slumps on her shoulder
BC: sorry Karkat
Karkat is taken upstairs (via Sollux's telekinesis thingy) and is placed in Nepeta's room while Nepeta goes to the cat room (an extra room that was made for the kittens home) and got them all, when she came back she laid down next to Karkat and let the kitties go
Nepeta looks at you smirking and BC hisses at her and she does the same back
BC slams the door shut and mutters in her head
BC: I hate her
Crim: don't be such a bitch that was fucking adorable
BC only grins and says before going downstairs
BC: haven't you realised yet sis? Being a bitch is in my blood
BC sits down and reads the last dare for today, she spots Terezi throwing up in a corner
Vriskaxmeenah
Hello. just wanted to say u are an amazing author.
umm if u want I have a few dares in mind.
Equis (dare): seven minutes in heaven with aradia
Kanaya (truth): would u ever wear stripes with sequins (idk im just trying to think fashionably)
Vriska (dare): I dare u to watch the MEP for Homewrecker by MockingJamie, and then tell us your thoughts on it
Crim (truth): if karkat was female would u turn for him?
Before Equius can protest BC manages to push him into the closet with Aradia and set a timer
BC: I've set the timer~
BC: oooooh a truth haven't had that in aggggges! Now Kanaya would you
Kanaya: well I certainly have thought of designing something along those lines but I never thought of wearing one myself
Kanaya: I would have to think about that next time thank you for the fashion question
BC: we'll do that one for next chapter since we have nothing to watch it on
BC: well since Crim is currently 'away' I'll answer that instead and my answer would be…
BC: yes I'm pretty sure I would actually I mean it's Karkat! I know I would not sure 'bout Crim though
BC: *yawn* I'm tired ima gonna go take a nap and do the rest laterrrrr so do whatever you guys usually do when we're done
BC: come on shooooo
Feferi: wait what about E-quius and Aradia 38?
BC: oh yea well-
Tavros: And uh,,,, Nepeta and um,, Karkat?
BC immediately runs upstairs ditching Equius and Aradia altogether
BC: TIME'S UP KITTY!
BC manages to shoo you away before running up those stairs because you have no purpose now! How dare she you think but it's too late now you can already see the end of the page indicating the story's over *sigh* you guess you will just sit and wait for another chapter again…whenever that'll be…hopefully soon… yeah
As you all can see I have finally introduced Crim's other personality BC muhahahaha so yea I've decided to try and include her more so I guess you can truth and dare her shit too? Idk up to you so yeah just quick things about her
~she's the opposite of Crim
~she's cruel, a sadistic,mean and she's really honest (bit too much)
~ she's also very open and won't try to hide her feelings that's why she didn't give a shit and sat on Karkat's lap even though we all know Crim wouldn't do that out of the blue
~she fights for what she wants no matter what
~she ships weird and non-canon pairings
~ and she hates nepeta
~yep truly opposite
And I think that's it also- oh! Look a review button!